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233959  Yurishiro: Who the wrongful fuck would want to eat this?!

234017  a robot: "Elmo"

234016  tib gubb: benadeto, no!

234015  a robot: Is your girlfriend a HACKER?

234024  marxist: Wow, Leeloo did not age well

234024  gggina: Edna Mode

233383  Mr Bleak: It's a safety feature! Think about it: he *is* going to drive really, really carefully and as well as he can...

234014  addend: "And we grew up just fine. ...Checkmate!"

233387  Mr Bleak: Beer: making people do stupid things since 4000BC. And then posting it online.

234009  addend: Jump down to #234007 next. Trust me.

234010  addend: Did they scramble "YOLO" or do a mediocre "OHIO"?

234011  addend: *3.

233405  Mr Bleak: @Mr Bleak For "Oygmy Owl" read "Pygmy Owl" - finger trouble.

234010  wolfpk: @Sadbot It's actually England; they are trying to confuse you.

233912  addend: (Wins election through write-in votes.)

233915  addend: "WTF am I doing /here/? This isn't a construction site."

234010  Sadbot: I'm unclear on the deceased's nationality. Australian? South African? I'm just not seeing any clues here...

233946  addend: "Okay now, nobody smile for the photo..."

234010  jochenau: OYO?

233953  addend: Freeze or use by age 40 :(

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9. Scoo
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233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233941 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.

233924 raditzu: good she has a blanket, otherwise might just catch a cold.

233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!

233978 Felicity: Juan Sanchez Villalobos Ramirez, chief metallurgist to King Charles V of Spain

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233930 raditzu: Move woman, you're obscuring the view.



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Score:
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 copunter: Illumination conformed
 mrwiffler: A bent fence is straight once a day.
 a robot: mindblown.gif
Image 232203   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
133
 
 jochenau: *plays Stairway to Heaven while moving upward on an inclined conveyor belt*
 Diogenes: It was at that moment, sitting before an expectant symphony hall, that Mark realized he might have exaggerated a little too much on his resume.
Image 232202   02-12-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
321
 
 Amy Housewine: @Felicity That'll do the trick, assuming that they were stockphotogaphy.com spiders.
 Felicity: @Amy Housewine Good thing we swallowed eight spiders last night
 addend: "But Daddy, I wanted the Lobster Thermidor!"
 Amy Housewine: The shutterstock insects filled the restaurant, like a biblical plague. No-one could breathe without inhaling a cloud of pestilential shutterstock flies.
 a robot: Waiter: "HAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!" *punches him in the goddamn face*
 Peter Pantsless: "dudewheresmymeme"? Goddammit, people
Image 232201   02-12-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
797
 
 Teechur: Thanksgiving intensifying.
 Felicity: Penitent chicken
Image 232200   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
378
 
 Yurishiro: this looks like a character from the neverending story
 Teechur: Shopped. They only wear velcro shoes.
Image 232199   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
743
 
 Yurishiro: Wanna hug this little fluffy ball of fluff.
 a robot: Puppo looks like he ate a bee
 SuedeOxford: Don't give me that look. Laying sod is tough.
Image 232198   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
599
 
 Zukero: Radical deer.
 Yurishiro: Mr. Deer close your legs I can see your balls.
 Peter Pantsless: "Sorry, this seat is taken."
 a robot: Come to green deer plaza in the next 55 minutes if you want an ass kicking
Image 232197   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
240
 
 Chest Rockwell: Needs more Rubik's Cube.
 Dr Awkward: @bug (Birthday) Party Hard!
 bug: Andrew W.K.'s birthday?
Image 232196   02-12-18   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
1102
 
 addend: "Dob'p palk po me othh my som ebeh agaim."
 Knice: Side mlem. Never saw it coming.
 Peter Pantsless: Mom. Mom. Stahp.
Image 232195   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
593
 
 Festis: @addend this was on the first issue of the onion i ever picked up and is still one of my forite jokes of theirs
 addend: "Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day".
Image 232194   02-12-18   Uploaded by    blablabla
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