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253863  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward I recommend getting 5' 14 gauge steel mesh fencing and making a ten-food diameter circle of it around each one. Once the trees have grown their branches to the fence, you can take it out. Seriously. No deer have bothered my baby apple trees in two years. Oh, and also get those spiral pieces of plastic for the trunks. They keep the smaller critters from the bark in winter.

253434  Mr Bleak: CALLLLLVIIIIIIIN!

253457  Mr Bleak: Just a mere cat...

253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

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253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner



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 9mm: @White Rice Rowdy Roddy Piper is standing closest. He must have been out of gum
 itskando: Abobo I think
 White Rice: Hold up, who took a bite out of the triforce?
 Bohab: Well of course front and center you should have the most iconic of all the characters, guy you fight at the end of the first level in double dragon. I want to say his name was uh... Bolbo?
 Knice: When your eyebrows are swole, you pretty swole.
Image 232185   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
160
 
 addend: It's fine, they're aggro-gatin'.
 Kaviri: I used my phone to take a picture of my parents using their phones.
 Ulillillia: Parents just don't understand
Image 232184   02-12-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
104
 
 Side Boob: Daily affirmations by Zapp Brannigan
 addend: #justtopleveldomainthings
 Knice: Well *I* thought it was pretty great. :-(
Image 232183   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
192
 
 Skaalar: Sniff first. Then lick. Nibble next. Enjoy.
Image 232182   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
566
 
 Religion X: @addend Lolz
 myrealname: Gotta catch 'em all!
 topcity: Forklifts are dangerous things, seldom through fault of the operator! Some years back, the steel works here lost an employee to taking an unauthorized short-cut through where hundred-ton rolls of milled steel were being stacked! They literally had to mop up what was left :-(
 addend: Forklift driver: "NO PEDESTRIANS!!"
 Kaviri: Beware of God.
Image 232181   02-12-18   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
380
 
 redmonkey3: "bite the runway"
 PenguinBartender: *stoic voice* "The Lockheed C-5 Galaxy has begun the slow and laborious process of swallowing and ingesting the C-130H Hercules. As the larger predator has latched on to the tail or the weaker creature, both are in for a long and painful struggle."
 Side Boob: Join the Air Force they said...
 Nothing: Well, I guess I'm into airplane vore now
 Teechur: Aeronautical planerpillar
 redmonkey3: more lube... MORE LUBE!
 Bohab: They're making a biplane
 Knice: Sexual Interconcourse.
 bug: LastNight.jpg
 bug: That plane is US AF.
Image 232180   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
852
 
 Side Boob: @Annoying Vegan :golfclap:
 Annoying Vegan : Maybe shes born with it. Maybe its maple leaves
 savvoy: Those ears, the floof!
 illBilliam: Volumetric dog rays
 Peter Pantsless: Sure, I just raked all those leaves, but I can't stay mad at him
Image 232179   02-12-18   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
169
 
 a robot: What is this, a search warrant for sideways ants?
 bug: What are you gonna do, arrest me?
Image 232178   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
585
 
 camellia: @bug Now Im imagining Trump saying: Theyre sending us their sandflies, their blackflies, their horseflies...and some of them Im sure are good flies
 mexican: @bug No.
 bug: Yeah, but are the Mexican flies going to pay for it?
Image 232177   02-12-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
550
 
 redmonkey3: I am lame. No, really.
 hajjpodge: I'm bad.
 Warrax: @Knice nice.
 Knice: *well
 bug: Nice to meet you Good, I'm Dad.
Image 232176   02-12-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
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