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269089  sparename: That doesn't look like the bolt-cutters aisle

269090  dangerkeith3000: Domo Arigato!

268945  Theimposter: @a robot Don't underestimate the skill that eye shadow took...

269087  Dr Awkward: Does he mean wife or wives?

269068  Theimposter: They do both look happy.

269082  CaptainCatbreath: May the forest be with you, Ms. Prickly.

269086  Mexico: There's a kung fu movie called the Crippled Masters with the same premise. Unfortunately, it's not very good.

268995  Annoying Vegan : If you hover pee, you ARE the problem.

269071  a robot: I wonder how much they want for it. If it was $25 or less I'd definitely buy it

269069  FabricMan: I choose Tuscon

269079  a robot: Rad for tanuki

269071  FabricMan: "Christzilla is attacking!" [mouth keeps moving]

269083  Air Biscuit: *preheats victory oven

269085  WannaBee: His friend is witnessing him.

269096  sorghum: Wakanda costume is this

269083  Annoying Vegan : I learned something today: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlova(food)

269084  Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait

269085  Minnesotan: am I awaited in Valhalla?

269081  FabricMan: Steve Urkel's car

269075  Not A Bot: I've been looking for my A$$ spider, he's very valuable.

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268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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 9mm: @White Rice Rowdy Roddy Piper is standing closest. He must have been out of gum
 itskando: Abobo I think
 White Rice: Hold up, who took a bite out of the triforce?
 Bohab: Well of course front and center you should have the most iconic of all the characters, guy you fight at the end of the first level in double dragon. I want to say his name was uh... Bolbo?
 Knice: When your eyebrows are swole, you pretty swole.
Image 232185   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
160
 
 addend: It's fine, they're aggro-gatin'.
 Kaviri: I used my phone to take a picture of my parents using their phones.
 Ulillillia: Parents just don't understand
Image 232184   02-12-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
104
 
 Side Boob: Daily affirmations by Zapp Brannigan
 addend: #justtopleveldomainthings
 Knice: Well *I* thought it was pretty great. :-(
Image 232183   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
192
 
 Skaalar: Sniff first. Then lick. Nibble next. Enjoy.
Image 232182   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
566
 
 Religion X: @addend Lolz
 myrealname: Gotta catch 'em all!
 topcity: Forklifts are dangerous things, seldom through fault of the operator! Some years back, the steel works here lost an employee to taking an unauthorized short-cut through where hundred-ton rolls of milled steel were being stacked! They literally had to mop up what was left :-(
 addend: Forklift driver: "NO PEDESTRIANS!!"
 Kaviri: Beware of God.
Image 232181   02-12-18   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
380
 
 redmonkey3: "bite the runway"
 PenguinBartender: *stoic voice* "The Lockheed C-5 Galaxy has begun the slow and laborious process of swallowing and ingesting the C-130H Hercules. As the larger predator has latched on to the tail or the weaker creature, both are in for a long and painful struggle."
 Side Boob: Join the Air Force they said...
 Nothing: Well, I guess I'm into airplane vore now
 Teechur: Aeronautical planerpillar
 redmonkey3: more lube... MORE LUBE!
 Bohab: They're making a biplane
 Knice: Sexual Interconcourse.
 bug: LastNight.jpg
 bug: That plane is US AF.
Image 232180   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
852
 
 Side Boob: @Annoying Vegan :golfclap:
 Annoying Vegan : Maybe shes born with it. Maybe its maple leaves
 savvoy: Those ears, the floof!
 illBilliam: Volumetric dog rays
 Peter Pantsless: Sure, I just raked all those leaves, but I can't stay mad at him
Image 232179   02-12-18   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
169
 
 a robot: What is this, a search warrant for sideways ants?
 bug: What are you gonna do, arrest me?
Image 232178   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
585
 
 camellia: @bug Now Im imagining Trump saying: Theyre sending us their sandflies, their blackflies, their horseflies...and some of them Im sure are good flies
 mexican: @bug No.
 bug: Yeah, but are the Mexican flies going to pay for it?
Image 232177   02-12-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
550
 
 redmonkey3: I am lame. No, really.
 hajjpodge: I'm bad.
 Warrax: @Knice nice.
 Knice: *well
 bug: Nice to meet you Good, I'm Dad.
Image 232176   02-12-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
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