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233520  karmakat: that poor person will need worse than brain bleach at this point...

233460  DrNinjaman: This is more of a braising cut

233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

232767  Mr Bleak: Walt? Yeah, I think we found Nemo.

233508  Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!

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3. Robespierre
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9. Side Boob
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233418 Kaviri: *his

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233387 carpwoman: I remember my first beer....

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv



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Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1119 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1106 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
a robot uploaded 233125 (963 points)
bigbison uploaded 233079 (958 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)


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 3. Peter Pantsless: 5328 points
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 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2698 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. Side Boob: 2096 points
 9. Annoying Vegan : 2017 points
10. nimbus: 1939 points
11. cannabis: 1937 points
12. a robot: 1738 points
13. au bon pain: 1690 points
14. guccigucci: 1660 points
15. Liar tuck: 1659 points
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Score:
128
 
 Robespierre: It's been done.
 Kaviri: Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was, "Oh no, not again."
 2Berries: @Side Boob that was you!
 2Berries: Ours is a species that created nuclear weapons then moved on to other things-autism
 Not A Bot: Drippy nose or drooly triangle mouth? I choose to believe the latter.
 Side Boob: Crap, I've been nuking gay marijuana
 well duh: I thought it was "nuke the gay, baby whales for Jesus", but I could be remembering wrong. Or, the artist was just lazy.
 grizzly: Fuck you dolphin
 Peter Pantsless: Gotta nuke somethin'
Image 232156   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
555
 
 Yurishiro: My face every night when I go to bed.
 Felicity: That cat looks like its considering all the life choices that led up to this moment
Image 232155   02-12-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
36
 
 Robespierre: Attitude approaching critical mass.
 Kaviri: Dongs.
 Teechur: This is why I would like a concealed carry license. To carry a can of spray paint to conceal this from my children's sight.
 Shay: Don't need a hoodie to tell me that.
 Mr. Butt: THE MUTHAFUCKIN SHAREZ0NE
 Felicity: Denis Leary has gained weight
 Ulillillia: Skull muscles
 Nope: Shouldn't that be on the front
 Yam: People who wear stuff like this usually are assholes, just not really in the way they think.
Image 232154   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
465
 
 RiderFan: The handwriting below is nearly as bad as the child.
 jochenau: Not appropriate for where? Also that's clearly a kick, -15 points for drawing/text mismatch, Timmy.
Image 232153   02-12-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
201
 
 Starky15: Horny toad scrotum. Itll go down to just regular toad soon
 Kaviri: Such noble creatures.
 glenalec: Please, leave my brain alone. It's happy down there!
 trelyate: *doesn't throw pokeball*
 a robot: I looked it up and I am not reassured: tinyurl.com/…
 Urn BooUrn: Biggest turd I ever made.
 Felicity: Ive seen /Alien Contamination/. Run away!
Image 232152   02-12-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
532
 
 Mr Bleak: @XLY Industrialization.
 Felicity: Theres a Que Pasa corn chip factory about two kilometres from here. When I drive by there it smells delicious
 XLY: why was g bread being built in a factory instead of baked in a bakery?
 dobbiesdoogs: i.imgur.com/…
Image 232151   02-12-18   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
481
 
 looch: The mother chip
 Kaviri: I've got a golden ticket, I've got a golden twinkle in my eye
 Mr. Whiskers: Potato Chops
 a robot: You are the chosen one!
 Warrax: Congratulations, you just got Lay'ed.
 illBilliam: It took 5 potatoes to make that chip.
 Yurishiro: Chip off the huge block
 Robespierre: You're gonna have to eat just one - that's all that would fit in the bag.
Image 232150   02-12-18   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
654
 
 Mr Bleak: @bug You have the right to arm bears now?
 Science: Kendo Corgi
 Science: Wing Chun Chicken
 Science: Jiu-jitsu Jellyfish
 Science: Karate Cat
 Science: MMA Mouse
 Felicity: Semper Feline
 2Berries: Drunk duck
 Teechur: Ninjutsu Nutria
 FabricMan: Aikido Akita
 Shay: Tae Kwon Doe
 charlemagne: enter the dragon
 charlemagne: chess boxing chipmunk
 charlemagne: wu tang clam
 charlemagne: broken bottle bandicoot
 charlemagne: umbrellabird ultras
 charlemagne: queensbury rules quail
 Ulillillia: Bottom-left would be an instant hit on A-G.
 bug: I'm still waiting on Gun Bear.
 Yurishiro: Why not kung fu kangaroo
Image 232149   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
492
 
 Yurishiro: Now this Twitter I like
Image 232148   02-12-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
272
 
 carpwoman: @Lantry - Ah. Subtle.
 ping: It's railing o'clock.
 Lantry: @carpwoman the shadow of the railing is perfectly underneath the railing. pretty underwhelming, i know
 illBilliam: Annnnny minute now...
 carpwoman: What the hell are we looking at?
 Not A Bot: It's just one page with the title written on it.
Image 232147   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
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