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262405  WannaBee: Todd you little scamp!

262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

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 Trirm Grungus: "pomiluy"
 Flengo Morpongus: @Not A Bot -I don't think that's an exact translation.
 Beft Plemumple: Argyle P3N15
Image 232097   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Meple Rempumple
 Daft Horpumbies: OH God! Pixels in real life!
 Pimpo Grunungo: I'm sorry Janet, but I'm going to have to turn you down... I'm just waiting on a long, skinny piece to complete all these rows.
 Bong Pluble: Something tells me you're gonna fit right in around here..
 Hople Groble: Jaunty
Image 232096   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Horb Flumongo
 Himpo Albumbies: A coaster for a Dentist's office?
 Jurbo Bromple: Boney oral extrusions?
 Veld Rempombies: stool sample?
 Hirbo Cremumple: Upside down bunnies?
Image 232095   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Borb Broble
 Mold Grunumple: Designed them but got fired the same day.
 Rompo Plemumple: Dress up your girlfriend in style!
 Therbo Bropert: and a few years back I saw a draq-queen with her platform shoes SHOOTING AT VAMPIRES!
 Giple Flumongus: @ignatz normally, if say something to the effect of "You win, shut the internet down for the rest of the day." But I think this time is more deserving of a "BOOM! Headshot!"
 Jumpo Plemongus: is this the reverse cowgirl i've heard about?
Image 232094   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Beft Drumomple
 Bango Brungus: Or ... metric measures. No contest, really.
 Haple Drumombies: @barfolomew Oooooh, yeah. Now that I think about it, I think I misunderstood it the first time I saw it too.
 Mold Drumongus: @Spazstatic oh I misunderstood the plus. That makes sense!
 Crift Bromple: @barfolomew Maybe I'm not following but looking at google and wolfram alpha, this looks correct. 1 cup equals 48 teaspoons or 16 tablespoons, therefore 1 tablespoon is 3 teaspoons, and so 1/3 cup would be 1 teaspoon + 5 tablespoons and 2/3 cup would be twice that, 2 teaspoons + 10 tablespoons.
 Crerbo Flupert: Im gonna save this and promptly forget about t.
 Truld Brungus: The ratios of teaspoon:1/3-cup and 2/3-cup are off.
 Hump Plombies: Fuck you, Edward Tufte!
 Lurb Dampombies: This summons the pre-metric Satan.
 Mown Morpongo: Confusing. Too spatial
 Vorb Albumple: @mexican But the memes! The MEEEMES! Why would they lie?
 Himpo Morpombies: @Teechur By using metric.
 Ruwn Plumbies: Early cherubim ideas for 40K were kinda lazy.
 Limpo Albungo: And yet we made it to the moon.
 Gold Grunungo: This makes me want 44ml of whiskey
 Durm Plemupert:
 Thurm Grunombies: Dividing by ten makes too much sense
 Mown Rempuble: gonna take this with a pinch of salt..
 Crungo Rempomple: Mug = bit bigger than a cup.
 Fringo Bromple: This makes so much more sense than the metric system! *cries*
 Mampo Cremongo: The Tree of a Measured Life
Image 232093   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Thingo Dampuble
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Image 232092   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Girb Flumple
 Hemp Flumongo: I don't regret drawing this.
 Jurbo Plopert: He seems cool
 Jump Flongus: Eh, if it still stars Paul Rudd I'll watch it.
Image 232091   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Rirbo Albumbies
 Lirbo Flungus: And you still wont shut up about it.
 Jaft Horpuble: I shot to wound instead of kill. Guy got away.
 Flungo Grunungus: @Yurishiro I can't stop laughing help
 Varm Broble: @Matricii hahahaha
 Bempo Horpuble: was kind of late once and i kind of regret it
 Bewn Flumopert: We're all cynical of course, but if the people around you are also kind then you get back more than you give.
 Flingo Flumple: @Yurishiro *Benny Hill music intensifies*
 Jiple Morpupert: @Matricii oh you!
 Frorm Rempumple: @Yurishiro Perhaps... but it was MY tumor.
 Boft Albongo: @Matricii maybe that kidney would have grown a tumor
 Mampo Drumuble: I was kind once... Girlfriend stole my identity and attempted to steal my kidney...
Image 232090   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Cralm Morpomple
 Jorbo Plungo: Quit, too.
 Hengo Brungus: Guess I'll quite technology now.
 Dirt Rempungo: Why stop at keyboard face?
 Darm Dampungo: @Matricii Well Hell, I AM a dad, of twins who are probably older than you!
 Rort Flumongo: Oh dear, we need to reboot the Matrix.
 Gelm Horpumbies: Not weird at all
 Pirt Rempongus: @Robespierre Oh Robespierre you scamp, I missed your dad puns for days...
 Thirb Rempoble: All keyed up, this one is.
 Marb Dampuble: Switcherinos' getting out of hand.
 Gerbo Horpomple: "I need to stop aggrogating on mescaline." *switches to vodka*
Image 232089   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Rirm Flumupert
 Hirt Morpuble: i agree with this @Peter Pantsless
 Delm Rempoble: @Science I'm here all week. Try the veal. Tip your waiters!
 Pump Dampongus: @Teechur: *RIMSHOT*
 Viple Cremongus: We took our dog to obedience school. What I hated most was eating her homework.
 Thungo Drumopert: A certificate doesn't impress me Billy... Come back when you have your Bachelor's degree.
 Pango Morpomple: "Who's the BEST little graduate? You are!"
 Gemp Grongus: Having graduated from obedience school, Terrence now has legal documentation that says he is a good boy
Image 232088   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Jolm Plemomple
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