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268910  WTF: I'm going to burn in hell for laughing at this.

268903  Mr. Butt: I don't beelieve it.

268897  Not A Bot: Or just don't follow restaurant sign advice.

268914  Yam: Man, can you imagine the high fives you could give with that bad boy?

268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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 toolbag: How to break everything in your house
 HatStand: Radical
 fumbduck: Backside mom-get-out-of-my-room
 Skaalar: Nice jeans.
Image 232057   02-12-18   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
335
 
 Mr Bleak: (That's probably one of the oddest sentences I've ever typed...)
 Mr Bleak: Is that a puppy in your pants, or are you just pleased to see me?
 dangerkeith3000: It'd be funnier if it were a weiner dog
 aristocat: Packed, as some might say.
 Demon Universe: @Skaalar But are there more efficient ways?
 Skaalar: @Yurishiro Yeah, there are other ways to warm up your hot dog.
 Borkf: Really?! Why??!
Image 232056   02-12-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
469
 
 Matricii: @Peter Pantsless Safety is everyone's responsibility
 Mr Bleak: @Peter Pantsless The main character is probably going to be stay-puffed pretty soon - and joining your sartorial elegance as well.
 Peter Pantsless: Get a load of orange Stay-Puft on the right there
 Wolfy21: Wow, that's some really bad shopping.
 dobbiesdoogs: #232056 what did he think would happen?
Image 232055   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
579
 
 Ulillillia: @Yurishiro youtube.com/…
 Darmstadtium: Good for you!
 Shay: He lost that weight due to MS Paint black blotch disease.
 Science: Eddie cosplay is coming right along
 Mr. Whiskers: Congrats man. Im in the middle of my own "losing weight is hard af at my age" so I appreciate the accomplishment
 hajjpodge: Congratulations on the transformation, and also good taste in music.
 usernamee: This poor man was so thin...so fragile...but after 1 month eating at McDonald's every day look at that! All those protective layers! A man is reborn!!!
Image 232054   02-12-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
253
 
 Matricii: Pictured: Washington DC.
Image 232053   02-12-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
628
 
 Dr Awkward: "Honey... is this basket lean or dirty?" [sniffs doggo]
Image 232052   02-12-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
201
 
 Morn Bumbies: Why was I created so flawed as to be better off having not been created in the first place?
 sparename: Oooooh fuck... reminded me, check out Claire being "interviewed" by Chris Morris as part of "Brass Eye", incredibly funny and bad taste spoof documentaries with unsuspecting "celebs".. y.o.u.t.u.b.e watch?v=QvffxxhoBIk
 Dr Awkward: "Colorful and witty illustrations" of people dying and people being black... what could go wrong?!
 charlemagne: 1 old man testicles. 2 they have outlived their usefulness. 3 ancestors didn't fancy neanderthals
Image 232051   02-12-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
20
 
 Mord Tingies: @Matricii - Literally putting them in a box.
 Matricii: Good to know that sexism and stereotypes are still alive and well in advertising.
 Peddy Tenderglass: Now we know why Dorothy likes the Tin man.
Image 232050   02-12-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
267
 
 nerdhulk: That looks good! Soon I will eat.
 sparename: Sesamoebun
 Matricii: When sesame seed critical mass was achieved, the burger collapsed in on itself and created a singularity, a gateway into the world of Ronald McDonald
 XLY: on a sesame seed bun ya big dummy
 mexican: Sesame saturation achieved.
 iatemyhomework: This is too much. Says who? Says a me
 dobbiesdoogs: #87390 sorry i think our buns were switched
Image 232049   02-12-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
465
 
 Matricii: My lifelong social state, summed up in one picture.
 catsanddogs: This is good news indeed!
 Janston: Unwilling*
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: Ah hes got the minecraft depression
 obama: ok
 Jack Daniels: *brofist* "OH NO! IVE MADE A CONNECTION!"
 Grandmaster Fat: Same
Image 232048   02-12-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
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