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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
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 Bohab: Hey that's where I work
 a robot: Before: looks good. After: looks good. A bit surprising as these things usually go
 mexican: I wish my local pizza joint would do this.
Image 231977   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
368
 
 tokyopig: dot dot dot stay thirsty my friends OHHHHHHHHHHH
 a robot: This new barnyard animal reboot of "The Red Green Show" looks uninspired
 Jack Daniels: Keep your stick on the ice
 Morn Bumbies: Nature's compensating for something!
Image 231976   02-11-18   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
186
 
 E. HONDA: Not sure about the others but "lame rationalization" is spot on
 Teechur: Welcome to my 5th period klass.
 Nope: 3rding weird boobs comments.
 tokyopig: @bug deys dem bee stings teets deys is.
 bug: Weird boobs.
 Ulillillia: This Far Side is weird
 Peter Pantsless: Same
Image 231975   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
149
 
 jochenau: Palin's a goof, to be sure, but I'd swap her for Trump in a heartbeat. Also, JESUS IS LORD USED TIRES
 carpwoman: Timely.
 Prostata: losers
 bug: Thankfully, their campaign was muffled.
 veryblue: Who is Free Brake, and what should I be having him inspected for?
Image 231974   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
462
 
 prius: Wow - it's been a while...
 tib gubb: creative tool. the good old days.
 tokyopig: Auto rad for OG Sega.
Image 231973   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
346
 
 Teechur: @jochenau Any age range, really.
 addend: Great basketball analogy. You can't score with empty balls.
 jochenau: "Put out or I'll abandon you" is a wonderful model for adult relationships.
 trucker: @Side Boob - I scored a vacuum pump that can be reversed to a compressor. Brand new, engineering dept didn't think the start capacitor wiring was safe so hoiked it in e-waste. I retrieved it and put a different model of capacitor with properly covered terminals on it.
 Fantasy: Instructions unclear, my girlfriend just stabbed my scrotum with a syringe.
 Side Boob: @tokyopig I have an air compressor and I'm a perfect gentleman! :P
 RiderFan: Sage advice.
 tokyopig: The converse is also true: a man with his own air compressor is wont to pump and dump.
 Zarathustra: My balls hurt evrytime I see those balls.
Image 231972   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
207
 
 Mr Bleak: Hang on, I recognise that chin - isn't that your boss, Bruce Wayne?
 well duh: John Batman
 Not A Bot: This cat is LOADED
 carpwoman: That chin dimple couldn't possibly look more fake.
 glowstick: Die Fledermaus was having a bad ear day.
 mexican: Nailed it.
 tokyopig: Fratman.
 illBilliam: Oh sweet it's The Tick!
 propro: Bertmern!
Image 231971   02-11-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
351
 
 addend: Calm down - I didn't take your leg.
 guest: who's a handsome boy
 Shay: !!RRRRRRRRRRRG
 Zarathustra: Why this dogs face reminds me of Jessica biel
Image 231970   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
258
 
 Peter Pantsless: Original recipe now, but becomes extra crispy upon reentry
 ping: Why did the chicken cross the gravity well?
 t48: Ashley is certainly adorable.
 l0dan: Yes, it is a coincidence, since the moon is slowly receding from the Earth. Another interesting related coincidence is that the angular diameter of the Sun and Moon seen from Earth are very similar at just this point in the solar system's long history and future - perfect for total eclipses, which in a few hundred-million years won't be a thing anymore!
Image 231969   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
598
 
 VeeKay: Grawwww! (In shark)
 Teechur: Hey, Bruce!
 tokyopig: I'm not going in there, it smells like shark poop.
 Peter Pantsless: You're gonna need a bigger combine
 Bro Bro: This haystack eats cows.
Image 231968   02-11-18   Uploaded by    buds420
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