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269082  CaptainCatbreath: May the forest be with you, Ms. Prickly.

269086  Mexico: There's a kung fu movie called the Crippled Masters with the same premise. Unfortunately, it's not very good.

268995  Annoying Vegan : If you hover pee, you ARE the problem.

269071  a robot: I wonder how much they want for it. If it was $25 or less I'd definitely buy it

269069  FabricMan: I choose Tuscon

269079  a robot: Rad for tanuki

269071  FabricMan: "Christzilla is attacking!" [mouth keeps moving]

269083  Air Biscuit: *preheats victory oven

269085  WannaBee: His friend is witnessing him.

269096  sorghum: Wakanda costume is this

269083  Annoying Vegan : I learned something today: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlova(food)

269084  Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait

269085  Minnesotan: am I awaited in Valhalla?

269081  FabricMan: Steve Urkel's car

269075  Not A Bot: I've been looking for my A$$ spider, he's very valuable.

268986  Minnesotan: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know a lotta people say "everyone on the internet who disagrees with me is a nazi" but no, this guy's seriously a straight up nazi. 14 words, the whole deal.

269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...



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11. beyardo: 1575 points
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Score:
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 Bohab: Hey that's where I work
 a robot: Before: looks good. After: looks good. A bit surprising as these things usually go
 mexican: I wish my local pizza joint would do this.
Image 231977   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
368
 
 tokyopig: dot dot dot stay thirsty my friends OHHHHHHHHHHH
 a robot: This new barnyard animal reboot of "The Red Green Show" looks uninspired
 Jack Daniels: Keep your stick on the ice
 Morn Bumbies: Nature's compensating for something!
Image 231976   02-11-18   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
186
 
 E. HONDA: Not sure about the others but "lame rationalization" is spot on
 Teechur: Welcome to my 5th period klass.
 Nope: 3rding weird boobs comments.
 tokyopig: @bug deys dem bee stings teets deys is.
 bug: Weird boobs.
 Ulillillia: This Far Side is weird
 Peter Pantsless: Same
Image 231975   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
149
 
 jochenau: Palin's a goof, to be sure, but I'd swap her for Trump in a heartbeat. Also, JESUS IS LORD USED TIRES
 carpwoman: Timely.
 Prostata: losers
 bug: Thankfully, their campaign was muffled.
 veryblue: Who is Free Brake, and what should I be having him inspected for?
Image 231974   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
462
 
 prius: Wow - it's been a while...
 tib gubb: creative tool. the good old days.
 tokyopig: Auto rad for OG Sega.
Image 231973   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
346
 
 Teechur: @jochenau Any age range, really.
 addend: Great basketball analogy. You can't score with empty balls.
 jochenau: "Put out or I'll abandon you" is a wonderful model for adult relationships.
 trucker: @Side Boob - I scored a vacuum pump that can be reversed to a compressor. Brand new, engineering dept didn't think the start capacitor wiring was safe so hoiked it in e-waste. I retrieved it and put a different model of capacitor with properly covered terminals on it.
 Fantasy: Instructions unclear, my girlfriend just stabbed my scrotum with a syringe.
 Side Boob: @tokyopig I have an air compressor and I'm a perfect gentleman! :P
 RiderFan: Sage advice.
 tokyopig: The converse is also true: a man with his own air compressor is wont to pump and dump.
 Zarathustra: My balls hurt evrytime I see those balls.
Image 231972   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
207
 
 Mr Bleak: Hang on, I recognise that chin - isn't that your boss, Bruce Wayne?
 well duh: John Batman
 Not A Bot: This cat is LOADED
 carpwoman: That chin dimple couldn't possibly look more fake.
 glowstick: Die Fledermaus was having a bad ear day.
 mexican: Nailed it.
 tokyopig: Fratman.
 illBilliam: Oh sweet it's The Tick!
 propro: Bertmern!
Image 231971   02-11-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
351
 
 addend: Calm down - I didn't take your leg.
 guest: who's a handsome boy
 Shay: !!RRRRRRRRRRRG
 Zarathustra: Why this dogs face reminds me of Jessica biel
Image 231970   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
258
 
 Peter Pantsless: Original recipe now, but becomes extra crispy upon reentry
 ping: Why did the chicken cross the gravity well?
 t48: Ashley is certainly adorable.
 l0dan: Yes, it is a coincidence, since the moon is slowly receding from the Earth. Another interesting related coincidence is that the angular diameter of the Sun and Moon seen from Earth are very similar at just this point in the solar system's long history and future - perfect for total eclipses, which in a few hundred-million years won't be a thing anymore!
Image 231969   02-11-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
598
 
 VeeKay: Grawwww! (In shark)
 Teechur: Hey, Bruce!
 tokyopig: I'm not going in there, it smells like shark poop.
 Peter Pantsless: You're gonna need a bigger combine
 Bro Bro: This haystack eats cows.
Image 231968   02-11-18   Uploaded by    buds420
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