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233899  redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 - ... when she's ten feet tall

234010  Derp Herpigan: @addend OHNO

233983  FabricMan: Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!

234041  Ulillillia: Spicy Freddy

234032  charlemagne: it puts the lotion back on the holder or it cleans the soap scum again

233904  redmonkey3: Why the Bad votes / hate storm ? Also: looks tasty.

234051  ignatz: Your Captcha has escaped..

234036  barfolomew: Pair this up with the cone crust pizza, and you have a very Cronenberg porno.

234041  Sadbot: That would be a pretty funny movie, though

234026  FabricMan: When you're making breakfast, but you're still high from the night before

233913  VoR: @depression not much really. Hey, I got some rads..

234033  FabricMan: American? Is it American?

234037  FabricMan: "Tom Sawyer" playing in background

233978  Robespierre: @KyleisBobDole Kansasan?

233912  redmonkey3: @addend - no such thing any more @ electronic voting machines

233978  KyleisBobDole: Kyle Robert Dole

233344  Mr Bleak: @Beef Supreme Arming Chihuahuas with hand weapons is probably a sign as well.

233353  Mr Bleak: Nudity detected.

234010  Aufziehvogel: There's a big "T" on the wall, is it part of the word we're looking for?

233362  Mr Bleak: @when so 120lb of poop is going to take you a while! I don't weigh my poop, but I'm just guessing three things. 1) it's going to take me months. 2) My wife will start complaining very early in teh process. 3) The neighbours are going to call the police around the start of the second month.

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2. glenalec
3. Yurishiro
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233930 brian greene: i would

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233922 Felicity: *(shlorp)*

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233978 Robespierre: @KyleisBobDole Kansasan?

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233941 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - most excellent twist, i thought!

233924 Yurishiro: 10



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10. Shay: 1881 points
11. Scoo: 1874 points
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Score:
417
 
 barfolomew: @Felicity idiot control now!
 Dresdenkeogh: It's the world's.... Some sizest violin
 Felicity: Burning rubber tires!
 Kaviri: *nice*
 Greifer: you looked
 Warrax: It is to put your ass on.
Image 231631   02-09-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
219
 
 kornisjon: Sounds more like breast awareness mth.
 Hyphae: ...you had me at mth
 wolfpk: Referring to #231631
Image 231630   02-09-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
204
 
 BavidDowie: Get thee to a milliner.
 Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*
 wolfpk: That looks like a mug shot. Maybe that says something about those "teen sluts?"
 addend: (Swipes left.)
 WTF: I have a feeling that's the least of his poor life choices (the tattoo that is).
 Prostata: wonder what the mugshot was for
 Nope: Oh, word?
 glenalec: I guess if inexperience and low standards in a partner works for you, go for it.
Image 231629   02-09-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
288
 
 mexican: I wonder if anyone saw that, said 'Ok', and turned around and left right there.
 Felicity: OK
 Hyphae: ...I gave my girl a doll, and she just said 'fuck you dad'... What's step 2?
 sparename: "I gave her a love bite and she went down on me"
 charlemagne: this doll keeps wetting itself
 glenalec: Thanks, I will. They are getting quite good, I hear.
Image 231628   02-09-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
496
 
 Skaalar: My light is still on, but I prefer not to work.
 Not A Bot: You park like an asshole
 glenalec: I need this sign for my office window.
 sparename: Same
Image 231627   02-09-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
313
 
 piranharama: A vending machine?
 Skaalar: @glenalec .... Are you ok? Wanna talk about it?
 glenalec: The metaphor breaks down when they usually turn you off, then you leave.
Image 231626   02-09-18   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
504
 
 Felicity: @Warrax *Mastiffblaster
 Warrax: Masterblaster
Image 231625   02-09-18   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
293
 
 Kaviri: I was thrown by a single prayer amongst the many. It held truth, though it sounded as if it was made in jest. I shall endeavor to pay less attention to My creation from this day forward.
 Sadbot: Could god create a trick candle so tricky that even they couldn't blow it out?
 Shay: Don't rub it in my...*SMUSH*....face...
Image 231624   02-09-18   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
98
 
 Mr Bleak: Vlad the ohgodicantdothisanymorekillmenowplease.
 barfolomew: This is A REPEAT
 Aufziehvogel: Is this the 1000 time I see this here?
 ima: Vlad the Inhaler
 Robespierre: ***SNORE*** *cough*
 Peter Pantsless: *splat*
Image 231623   02-09-18   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
700
 
 Mr Bleak: @Peter Pantsless Watched by 1 subscriber, and 58,999 Korean follower-farmers. Special this week, only $0.50 per 1000!
 mrwiffler: Rad for creeper hat.
 Chest Rockwell: You'll never be as cool as your brother Leeroy.
 Peter Pantsless: And watched by 59,000 of the dullest tools in the shed
Image 231622   02-09-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
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