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263346  Side Boob: I hate those mornings.

263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

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263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263281 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?


263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

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 original og: @jochenau - possible easier to keep clean? (Wipe off a flat surface).
 jochenau: I saw one of these in a restaurant and I don't know why they're not more popular. The surface is tilted slightly so the water goes down the drain at the back wall.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Unsinkable..
Image 231460   02-08-18   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
 arctic fox: @shartcannon lolllll
 ineedhepl: Makes more sense than that Tesla BS.
 piranharama: Only planet with bats, stay away
 shartcannon: Hot damn! I never rode in a falcon heavy before!
 greg: We can't stop here: Humanity is awful!
Image 231459   02-08-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
 Warrax: Clearly fake, she's never been this close to honest.
Image 231458   02-08-18   Uploaded by    aristocat
 Not A Bot: Does that one in the back say "I'm easy"? lol
Image 231457   02-08-18   Uploaded by    generic
 Teechur: Something is wrong with your guitar
Image 231456   02-08-18   Uploaded by    manlyman
 MikeWhiskey: I could go for some striped sausage
 funny in the wall: The Russian version rolls off the tongue is even more poorly than the English ones @glenalec
 seahawks: I can see that being a cute local name for a breed.
Image 231455   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 Shay: B-b-but he c-c-c-ccccan st-st--stut-ter.
 barfolomew: The Man Who Had A Tragic Degenerative Nerve Disease
 WTF: He could only shiver or quake.
 grizzly: "Fuck! I really wish I could shudder right now!"
 Tiny Butt: He was cured when they introduced pictures to the HTML standard.
Image 231454   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 celtic: My name is mud.
 Teechur: Why can't you just leave it a loam?
 Zarathustra: I san'd even. Bwhaha
 Mr. Whiskers: I consider myself a medium loam, but I drift a bit towards sandy clay loam
 Kevin II: Not that fancy store-bought kind
 antipatterns: damn dude this aint even the full usda chart gotta also consider particle size my dude and you a small ass particle my dude
 Ulillillia: lol random ecks-dee
 Shay: Why you piece of silt.
Image 231453   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Bluetocracy: Hey humanity, if they can get along, WTF is wrong with you?
 l0dan: "NOM NOM"
Image 231452   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
 Commodore 64: Tonight, on Fox: "Halftone Horrors", hosted by - who else? - Sheriff Jon Bunnell.
 Mr. Whiskers: He is rad
 l0dan: Are you a rad enough dude?
 Warrax: Is that Stan Lee on a BMX with a ghetto blaster? I've never been more that 1/3 so rad.
 fanny: double RAD, apparently
 fanny: RAD, obvs
 fanny: RAD, obvs
Image 231451   02-08-18   Uploaded by    topcity
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