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249437  jochenau: Starbucks is branching out into the septic tank pumping business, I see.

249442  Musician: Looks like Doc Brown is having girlfriend problems.

249441  jochenau: Dear J. Edgar Hoover: @kimjongun infects our minds with insidious propaganda, while this endless stream of crappy classics evinces a plot to sabotage our beloved Spaceship. Tighten your corset, put on your best garters, and come to our rescue right away! Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen

249385  dangerkeith3000: rad

249391  dangerkeith3000: HA! He has a wet peter.

249392  dangerkeith3000: okay enough with the tide pod jokes

249400  dangerkeith3000: This is unbearable.

249405  dangerkeith3000: I would have never thought she was talking about boobs until the comments. I was just wondering how she was proud of her grades getting worse.

249374  raditzu: It's camouflage level is over 9000

249396  raditzu: Quato has to work for his living too

249431  dangerkeith3000: OKAY ENOUGH, DAD!

249437  WannaBee: Subliminal message.

249421  Dr. Bathroom: @Astanapan I was thinking exactly the same thing.

249437  dangerkeith3000: it's just dirt + water

249438  raditzu: Your duck looks sick.

249310  piranharama: Beauty of Korea?

249445  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249429  jochenau: @Knice I'm wondering what happens if an EU person uses the site now. Do the EU Privacy Police storm their house?

249430  jochenau: The Deposition, by Raphael

249422  PenguinBartender: @Air Biscuit *slow clapping gradually escalating into standing applause*

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249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

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249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?



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Score:
808
 
 some guy : Like a heifer to the slaughter...
 Zarathustra: Plot twist; incredible sequel
 Zarathustra: Plot twist; incredibles sequel
 ignatz: @VeeKay vimeo.com/… (NSFW)
 VeeKay: @ignatz Ja, maar wat is de vraag?
 Zukero: Also, #50601
 Peter Pantsless: Whoops, fire. Better tell IRC
 Annoying Vegan : This is fine.
 Yurishiro: (it goes without saying that I expect @ping to 'shop AG on that screen)
 duckfarts: - someone call nine one one -
 Ulillillia: She's just a girl and she's on fire
 Zukero: Retribution for #231359
 looch: same
 Dr Awkward: Oh damnit. That's going to singe the carpet!
 rory: Eraserhead sequel looks promising
 Yurishiro: Shut up babby the spaceship needs me!
 ignatz: Die Antwoord?
Image 231360   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
483
 
 well duh: @funny in the wall meh, a little rubbing alcohol and a vasectomy could fix that pretty quick.
 Side Boob: It's not really hurting anything...
 funny in the wall: this leads to the pic above. i know i could link it but i don't feel like it
 Skaalar: Thats a paddlin.
 PenguinBartender: I, too, have children.
 Yurishiro: Throw it away. Then clean your washing machine.
 BavidDowie: Could be worse. At least it's on the outside.
 Warrax: Who washes the washmen?
Image 231359   02-08-18   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
647
 
 duckfarts: Im uh off to go do some shopping
 Cyka: DAAAAAAANG!
 Yam: Pocky is a pretty sweet Halloween treat though!
 WTF: Pocky... exploding with flavor!
 Yurishiro: tank you
Image 231358   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
677
 
 Mr Bleak: Simple: don't use Paint. I used to love JASC PaintShop Pro, but then Corel bought it, and did their usual "add bugs and complicate" all over it ... :sigh:
 Butcherboy: amazon.com/dp/B004INT01A/ref=ascdfB004INT01A5364044/
 Baby Jesus: Shut up and EAT it, Purplehair.
 WTF: Yeah, is kinda big I guess.
 jochenau: how do I giant toblerone
Image 231357   02-08-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
512
 
 Zarathustra: Condom ad?
 Sadpygmy: Juggling is hard
 funny in the wall: @Yurishiro once is ok. i don't want more though.
 GiveMePlus: Come To The Sunshine
 ignatz: Juggling family is hard enough without adding career
 Yurishiro: Children. Not even once.
Image 231356   02-08-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
892
 
 Peter Pantsless: Loving this recent surge in @ping content. And now I'm going to make a *splat* noise whenever I badvote stuff
 marxist: Them turmaters dusn't luuk vury rottun tu me, I'll tell u hwut.
 Side Boob: Tomacco
 Yurishiro: wow @ping tho, you work fast man!
 Teechur: @Yurishiro You should be nice tooyertoes
 Darmstadtium: Those are Killer Tomatoes!
 Yurishiro: I'M BAD TOMATOES
Image 231355   02-08-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
671
 
 barfolomew: Close up of the little-known SAD button.
 sirgallium: I blue myself
 Yurishiro: Booberry
 fumbduck: Rad Button magnified?
Image 231354   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
865
 
 Zarathustra: Jokes that everyone gets, and everyone thinks they're special cause they get it and nobody gets insulted. That's not the spirit.
 Yurishiro: @tib gubb alas, I wish we still had xp
 tib gubb: @Yurishiro @Peter Pantsless Microsoft, to me, has released some really great products. I don't really appreciate the OS (windows 7 was good...) The overall UI for things like windows and office is really frustrating for me. it's never been a technical issue, so much as a preference issue. I also notice that when I get down into some tweaking on my system, that a lot of stuff is leftover from XP. I don't know how much of that is high-level leftovers and sheer laziness, but 15 years is a fricking eternity here, and doesn't really do much to build my confidence in their consumer-grade product.
 Peter Pantsless: @Yurishiro I have a similar relationship with Windows. For all the crap they get, I've never had an issue with any Windows OS; any problem I've had has been my fault. Plus customer service at Microsoft is a bunch of pushovers and you can badger them into giving you free stuff without even raising your voice. Same with EA CS, actually. EA can still get bent, though
 Not A Bot: Get me outta dis wack ass crystal prison
 Yurishiro: @tib gubb ironically, I never had any issues with IE in my whole life
 tib gubb: @Yurishiro sorry
 Yurishiro: I am a proud user of internet explorer, sometimes edge. *cowers*
 Otterman: Radded for accuracy
Image 231353   02-08-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
191
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 WTF: Thank you young Vin Diesel.
 necronomicon: This makes as much sense as shitting in your hand and rubbing it in your hair, but thats what it makes me want to do.
Image 231352   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
505
 
 Teechur: @Felicity Wow. Walnut. blown.
 Felicity: @Teechur So the Mario universe was really about Princess Vagina of the Penis Kingdom
 Teechur: @Peach No offense!
 dangerkeith3000: I see brain.
 Peach: @Teechur I don't like your tone.
 Skaalar: I am a kiwi and I approve this message.
 Dr Awkward: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
 Yurishiro: I am an eggplant and I kind of like it!
 Teechur: I am a peach and I'm not too happy with this game, either.
Image 231351   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
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