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273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

273168  GTA VII: The fun way to have fun.

273149  KingTrebek: @VoR sounds like a real badass

273062  Greifer: it skips a generation

273070  Greifer: @Greek Fire delendam esse... you greeks,

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273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!



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Score:
808
 
 agger gater: Like a heifer to the slaughter...
 Zarathustra: Plot twist; incredible sequel
 Zarathustra: Plot twist; incredibles sequel
 homeless: @VeeKay vimeo.com/… (NSFW)
 Murm Gungus: @ignatz Ja, maar wat is de vraag?
 Zukero: Also, #50601
 Peter Pantsless: Whoops, fire. Better tell IRC
 Annoying Vegan : This is fine.
 clayjar: (it goes without saying that I expect @ping to 'shop AG on that screen)
 duckfarts: - someone call nine one one -
 Ulillillia: She's just a girl and she's on fire
 Zukero: Retribution for #231359
 looch: same
 Dr Awkward: Oh damnit. That's going to singe the carpet!
 rory: Eraserhead sequel looks promising
 John Blender: Shut up babby the spaceship needs me!
 booger: Die Antwoord?
Image 231360   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
483
 
 well duh: @funny in the wall meh, a little rubbing alcohol and a vasectomy could fix that pretty quick.
 Side Boob: It's not really hurting anything...
 funny in the wall: this leads to the pic above. i know i could link it but i don't feel like it
 Skaalar: Thats a paddlin.
 PenguinBartender: I, too, have children.
 camellia: Throw it away. Then clean your washing machine.
 BavidDowie: Could be worse. At least it's on the outside.
 Warrax: Who washes the washmen?
Image 231359   02-08-18   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
647
 
 duckfarts: Im uh off to go do some shopping
 Cyka: DAAAAAAANG!
 Yam: Pocky is a pretty sweet Halloween treat though!
 WTF: Pocky... exploding with flavor!
 discodisco: tank you
Image 231358   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
677
 
 Mr Bleak: Simple: don't use Paint. I used to love JASC PaintShop Pro, but then Corel bought it, and did their usual "add bugs and complicate" all over it ... :sigh:
 Butcherboy: amazon.com/dp/B004INT01A/ref=ascdfB004INT01A5364044/
 Baby Jesus: Shut up and EAT it, Purplehair.
 WTF: Yeah, is kinda big I guess.
 jochenau: how do I giant toblerone
Image 231357   02-08-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
512
 
 Zarathustra: Condom ad?
 Sadpygmy: Juggling is hard
 funny in the wall: @Yurishiro once is ok. i don't want more though.
 GiveMePlus: Come To The Sunshine
 clayjar: Juggling family is hard enough without adding career
 Vladimir Puta: Children. Not even once.
Image 231356   02-08-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
892
 
 Peter Pantsless: Loving this recent surge in @ping content. And now I'm going to make a *splat* noise whenever I badvote stuff
 marxist: Them turmaters dusn't luuk vury rottun tu me, I'll tell u hwut.
 Side Boob: Tomacco
 waffles: wow @ping tho, you work fast man!
 Teechur: @Yurishiro You should be nice tooyertoes
 Darmstadtium: Those are Killer Tomatoes!
 CoffeeAndCigs: I'M BAD TOMATOES
Image 231355   02-08-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
671
 
 barfolomew: Close up of the little-known SAD button.
 sirgallium: I blue myself
 JollyWell: Booberry
 fumbduck: Rad Button magnified?
Image 231354   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
865
 
 Zarathustra: Jokes that everyone gets, and everyone thinks they're special cause they get it and nobody gets insulted. That's not the spirit.
 static xyz: @tib gubb alas, I wish we still had xp
 tib gubb: @Yurishiro @Peter Pantsless Microsoft, to me, has released some really great products. I don't really appreciate the OS (windows 7 was good...) The overall UI for things like windows and office is really frustrating for me. it's never been a technical issue, so much as a preference issue. I also notice that when I get down into some tweaking on my system, that a lot of stuff is leftover from XP. I don't know how much of that is high-level leftovers and sheer laziness, but 15 years is a fricking eternity here, and doesn't really do much to build my confidence in their consumer-grade product.
 Peter Pantsless: @Yurishiro I have a similar relationship with Windows. For all the crap they get, I've never had an issue with any Windows OS; any problem I've had has been my fault. Plus customer service at Microsoft is a bunch of pushovers and you can badger them into giving you free stuff without even raising your voice. Same with EA CS, actually. EA can still get bent, though
 Not A Bot: Get me outta dis wack ass crystal prison
 thrilhouse: @tib gubb ironically, I never had any issues with IE in my whole life
 tib gubb: @Yurishiro sorry
 Mr. Lizard: I am a proud user of internet explorer, sometimes edge. *cowers*
 Drunk Orc: Radded for accuracy
Image 231353   02-08-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
191
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 WTF: Thank you young Vin Diesel.
 necronomicon: This makes as much sense as shitting in your hand and rubbing it in your hair, but thats what it makes me want to do.
Image 231352   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
505
 
 Teechur: @Felicity Wow. Walnut. blown.
 glowstick: @Teechur So the Mario universe was really about Princess Vagina of the Penis Kingdom
 Teechur: @Peach No offense!
 dangerkeith3000: I see brain.
 Peach: @Teechur I don't like your tone.
 Skaalar: I am a kiwi and I approve this message.
 Dr Awkward: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
 beckybecky: I am an eggplant and I kind of like it!
 Teechur: I am a peach and I'm not too happy with this game, either.
Image 231351   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
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