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273190  a robot: Thanks for the funny email, grandma

273192  a robot: Life imitates art oi63.tinypic.com/…

273204  fanny: @dobbiesdoogs the good news is he wanted rabies!

273206  Pegged Lamb: Didn't I see this happen in a Cheech and Chong movie?

273209  tib gubb: maybe the problem is you don't have enough ram

273206  WTF: #RealMenHaveNinetyDegreeAngles

273208  WTF: It was supposed to be making fun of the left-wing media but since she wore the jacket that must mean she actually cares what they think.

273164  a sedated moose: @Yam werewolves of London.

273211  Sage: I think I had this model. This state does not surprise me.

273210  Sadbot: JFC that is a terrible baseline

273211  Littlecraftywolf: thats gonna be a yikes from me dog

273215  sparename: Crocerole or Cassodile?

273194  Not A Bot: and you thought furries were bad.

273202  Dr Awkward: #noswitcherino

273194  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

273199  MasterTwig: Why is almost every single caption on a picture these days written both by, and for, complete morons?

273189  sundragon: we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine

272918  hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273192  sparename: St Brownwads Dog

273204  dobbiesdoogs: and now that kid has rabies

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272950 some guy : Snail Down.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.



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10. Remp Wulgus: 1792 points
11. Never AFK: 1756 points
12. parrotsnest: 1709 points
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14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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 barfolomew: Close up of the little-known SAD button.
 sirgallium: I blue myself
 JollyWell: Booberry
 fumbduck: Rad Button magnified?
Image 231354   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
865
 
 Zarathustra: Jokes that everyone gets, and everyone thinks they're special cause they get it and nobody gets insulted. That's not the spirit.
 static xyz: @tib gubb alas, I wish we still had xp
 tib gubb: @Yurishiro @Peter Pantsless Microsoft, to me, has released some really great products. I don't really appreciate the OS (windows 7 was good...) The overall UI for things like windows and office is really frustrating for me. it's never been a technical issue, so much as a preference issue. I also notice that when I get down into some tweaking on my system, that a lot of stuff is leftover from XP. I don't know how much of that is high-level leftovers and sheer laziness, but 15 years is a fricking eternity here, and doesn't really do much to build my confidence in their consumer-grade product.
 Peter Pantsless: @Yurishiro I have a similar relationship with Windows. For all the crap they get, I've never had an issue with any Windows OS; any problem I've had has been my fault. Plus customer service at Microsoft is a bunch of pushovers and you can badger them into giving you free stuff without even raising your voice. Same with EA CS, actually. EA can still get bent, though
 Not A Bot: Get me outta dis wack ass crystal prison
 thrilhouse: @tib gubb ironically, I never had any issues with IE in my whole life
 tib gubb: @Yurishiro sorry
 Mr. Lizard: I am a proud user of internet explorer, sometimes edge. *cowers*
 Drunk Orc: Radded for accuracy
Image 231353   02-08-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
191
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 WTF: Thank you young Vin Diesel.
 necronomicon: This makes as much sense as shitting in your hand and rubbing it in your hair, but thats what it makes me want to do.
Image 231352   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
505
 
 Teechur: @Felicity Wow. Walnut. blown.
 glowstick: @Teechur So the Mario universe was really about Princess Vagina of the Penis Kingdom
 Teechur: @Peach No offense!
 dangerkeith3000: I see brain.
 Peach: @Teechur I don't like your tone.
 Skaalar: I am a kiwi and I approve this message.
 Dr Awkward: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
 beckybecky: I am an eggplant and I kind of like it!
 Teechur: I am a peach and I'm not too happy with this game, either.
Image 231351   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
179
 
 kate2point0: Heh, I remember these!
 UltraBeverly: Nice try, but nothing beats the recessed flavor tip of a cool cool Parliament.
 Mr. Skeltal: @when so this is the past
 FabricMan: We get it...
 when so: This is the future
Image 231350   02-08-18   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
324
 
 MyPasswordAintPassword: I prefer surprises myself.
 Teechur: *POP Goes the Weasel music intensifies
Image 231349   02-08-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
403
 
 well duh: Oh Canada!
 Ulillillia: funnyordie.com/videos/bb55b081bd/…
 Scoo: Like I pleasured your mother, Trebek!
 Dr Awkward: I polished my shelf's knob. Hopefully that did the trick!
 RzK: I tried but I exceed the maximum weight
 charlemagne: mr connery!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: ive already been warned about this. cant climb ladders while im doin it.
 WTF: And when I think about you I touch my shelf...
Image 231348   02-08-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
547
 
 Zarathustra: Vitilio doggo is disturbed by rumours about deliberate skin color change.
 Christina: Pleasure you dog.
 Not A Bot: Double standards! *jazz-hands*
 obama: Kaptain Kalbo looks comfy
 Mr. Shine: Your kangaroo looks nice.
Image 231347   02-08-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
412
 
 Dr Awkward: Is this a cake for a woman in her 41st week of pregnancy?
 Side Boob: Fine! I'll leave. Can I take the cake?
 WTF: "When I saw it, I knew my marriage was over but I didn't feel bad because 'Hey, free cake'"
 rubix1924: No cake, YOU get the hell in!
Image 231346   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
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 addend: "Fore!"
 Scoo: Should be a hockey stick, just sayin'
 Dr Awkward: if we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
 Mr. Shine: "Just relax, nobody knows you're high as a f#cking kite. Just be cool."
Image 231345   02-08-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
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