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233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

233016  zrj235: IA FTAHGN

232939  Hokie333: @apoxia "Rest assured: Lentigo is not a form of cancer. Lentigo is, in fact, completely harmless, like human freckles, and no medical treatment is necessary for the condition." thespruce.com/…

233019  GoGo Robotto: "I used to float with them, but now they don't like me anymore" :(

233020  sparename: Who's that with I.R.Bassoon?

233016  barfolomew: Knees weak, arms heavy/dog spaghetti

232968  Korrok: Korrok approves.

233002  barfolomew: @tib gubb that is indeed a strange nachos.

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

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232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab



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 barfolomew: Close up of the little-known SAD button.
 sirgallium: I blue myself
 Yurishiro: Booberry
 fumbduck: Rad Button magnified?
Image 231354   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
865
 
 Zarathustra: Jokes that everyone gets, and everyone thinks they're special cause they get it and nobody gets insulted. That's not the spirit.
 Yurishiro: @tib gubb alas, I wish we still had xp
 tib gubb: @Yurishiro @Peter Pantsless Microsoft, to me, has released some really great products. I don't really appreciate the OS (windows 7 was good...) The overall UI for things like windows and office is really frustrating for me. it's never been a technical issue, so much as a preference issue. I also notice that when I get down into some tweaking on my system, that a lot of stuff is leftover from XP. I don't know how much of that is high-level leftovers and sheer laziness, but 15 years is a fricking eternity here, and doesn't really do much to build my confidence in their consumer-grade product.
 Peter Pantsless: @Yurishiro I have a similar relationship with Windows. For all the crap they get, I've never had an issue with any Windows OS; any problem I've had has been my fault. Plus customer service at Microsoft is a bunch of pushovers and you can badger them into giving you free stuff without even raising your voice. Same with EA CS, actually. EA can still get bent, though
 Not A Bot: Get me outta dis wack ass crystal prison
 Yurishiro: @tib gubb ironically, I never had any issues with IE in my whole life
 tib gubb: @Yurishiro sorry
 Yurishiro: I am a proud user of internet explorer, sometimes edge. *cowers*
 Otterman: Radded for accuracy
Image 231353   02-08-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
191
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 WTF: Thank you young Vin Diesel.
 necronomicon: This makes as much sense as shitting in your hand and rubbing it in your hair, but thats what it makes me want to do.
Image 231352   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
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 Teechur: @Felicity Wow. Walnut. blown.
 Felicity: @Teechur So the Mario universe was really about Princess Vagina of the Penis Kingdom
 Teechur: @Peach No offense!
 dangerkeith3000: I see brain.
 Peach: @Teechur I don't like your tone.
 Skaalar: I am a kiwi and I approve this message.
 Dr Awkward: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
 Yurishiro: I am an eggplant and I kind of like it!
 Teechur: I am a peach and I'm not too happy with this game, either.
Image 231351   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
179
 
 VeeKay: Heh, I remember these!
 UltraBeverly: Nice try, but nothing beats the recessed flavor tip of a cool cool Parliament.
 Yurishiro: @when so this is the past
 FabricMan: We get it...
 when so: This is the future
Image 231350   02-08-18   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
324
 
 Robespierre: I prefer surprises myself.
 Teechur: *POP Goes the Weasel music intensifies
Image 231349   02-08-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
403
 
 well duh: Oh Canada!
 Ulillillia: funnyordie.com/videos/bb55b081bd/…
 Scoo: Like I pleasured your mother, Trebek!
 Dr Awkward: I polished my shelf's knob. Hopefully that did the trick!
 Yurishiro: I tried but I exceed the maximum weight
 charlemagne: mr connery!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: ive already been warned about this. cant climb ladders while im doin it.
 WTF: And when I think about you I touch my shelf...
Image 231348   02-08-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
547
 
 Zarathustra: Vitilio doggo is disturbed by rumours about deliberate skin color change.
 Christina: Pleasure you dog.
 Not A Bot: Double standards! *jazz-hands*
 Robespierre: Kaptain Kalbo looks comfy
 Mr. Shine: Your kangaroo looks nice.
Image 231347   02-08-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
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 Dr Awkward: Is this a cake for a woman in her 41st week of pregnancy?
 Side Boob: Fine! I'll leave. Can I take the cake?
 WTF: "When I saw it, I knew my marriage was over but I didn't feel bad because 'Hey, free cake'"
 Yurishiro: No cake, YOU get the hell in!
Image 231346   02-08-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
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 addend: "Fore!"
 Scoo: Should be a hockey stick, just sayin'
 Dr Awkward: if we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
 Mr. Shine: "Just relax, nobody knows you're high as a f#cking kite. Just be cool."
Image 231345   02-08-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
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