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262960  trelyate: the gender swapped version of bird person is still bird person

262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

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262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

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 Dresdenkeogh: The moment when you realize that you're a corporate mascot designed to exploit the very children you love.
Image 231224   02-07-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
 Kaviri: Does this movie hold up? It wasn't that great to begin with.
 bubbles: tina's not much of a nickname really..
 funny in the wall: scoobert doobert
 when so: hey boogle
 rustedpeace: Um, you do realise boys only do that because we can't for the life of us remember your real name.
 Dresdenkeogh: Jane, you ignorant slu-
Image 231223   02-07-18   Uploaded by    chunk norris
 Shay: Hippity hop hop, hippity hop *POW* The Peter Rabbit movie has been canceled.
 Dresdenkeogh: Glad to see that Tobias from the animorphs is still around .
 Warrax: Evolution in action. That bunny just grew wings and flew away.
 Sage: Any landing you can walk away from...
 Dr Awkward: Pretty sure this hawk bagged itself a little kid.
 fanny: The phoenix has risen
Image 231222   02-07-18   Uploaded by    male anon
 Big Bong Theory: "So, do you have any plans for the Summer?"
 Cyka: @bug haha I thought the same, but G-string
 Dresdenkeogh: @Dr Awkward in front of a rangey range.
 bug: If dogs wore a thong, would they wear it like this?
 Dr Awkward: That's a husky husky
Image 231221   02-07-18   Uploaded by    namaste
 doindabs: Tweet; tweedly-deet.
 Dresdenkeogh: Needs more zazz.
Image 231220   02-07-18   Uploaded by    jonz
 addend: "Download meme generator...", but don't strain - Let it happen naturally.
 entropy: Sharper Image top seller, 1989.
 Uncle Phil: 2 balls, 1 cup.
 veryblue: @Felicity trivia: I always keep a miniature book of Spoon River Anthology by Edgar Lee Masters by the toilet
 ptrain: Or you could bring a book
 Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 plyyyyyying over you
 tib gubb: call me old school, but i think a phone should just be a phone.
 dangerkeith3000: I recent;y bought 4-ply toilet peper and OMG it feels like wiping your butt with a cloud, or a pillow, or something. It's awesome. The only downside is it clogs toilets easily because it is so use sparingly after playing poop-golf.
 charlemagne: shampoo bottle not cutting it for you any more
Image 231219   02-07-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
 Dresdenkeogh: Safety fir- oh what's that? Safety is a not important.
 PenguinBartender: FFS, it's not a competition! #230307
Image 231218   02-07-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
 Kaviri: To me, it tastes like McDonalds.
 badger: God, those old radio ads: "I've got a song in my heart and a spring in my step, and it's all because of McRIB!"
 RiderFan: The McRib patty is just a generic microwave dinner meat product.
 NoRagrets: Fun fact: it only shows up when there is an excess of meat byproduct on the market.
 redpeepee: I like the rib part of it but the sauce is too sour
 Dresdenkeogh: @wolfpk @charlemagne @funny in the wall To me it tastes like soylant green
 wolfpk: I think it has the consistency of the Banquet "ribbed shape patty" frozen dinner. It's sauce does taste a little better though.
 funny in the wall: @charlemagne but some people might be into that
 funny in the wall: @charlemagne i had it once. it tasted like bad meatloaf with a lot of bbq sauce
 charlemagne: is that a good thing or a bad thing? I can't tell
Image 231217   02-07-18   Uploaded by    leia
 UltraBeverly: Freedom isn't free.
 PygmyGremlin: So this is what crying "Havoc!" looks like.
 night shift: GREEDO
 Dresdenkeogh: Dunk the Wallace
 Mad Collager: This is the press box at Trump's Scottish golf resort.
 charlemagne: her majesty's most loyal subjects
 bug: -BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREE--... wait, they just took it.
 BavidDowie: Barely keeping his head above water...
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 Beef Supreme: Ten amps of popping power.
 charlemagne: salty
 dangerkeith3000: Cop Porn
 kornisjon: As good a place as any...
 BavidDowie: Buttcorn
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