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233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.



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ineedhepl uploaded 232709 (954 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (953 points)
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 6. fanny: 3439 points
 7. E. HONDA: 3400 points
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11. ineedhepl: 2567 points
12. Warrax: 2411 points
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14. Not A Bot: 2215 points
15. Dresdenkeogh: 1847 points
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Score:
395
 
 Wooden Spoon: Bill Murray will be your server tonight
 Robespierre: That's a lot an hour to pay a meatball.
 Warrax: *sadly hands over resume*
 barfolomew: Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
Image 231203   02-07-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
426
 
 UltraBeverly: Swiffer sleeper!
 Mr. Butt: @Peter Pantsless Finally getting some use out of the little freeloaders.
 Peter Pantsless: Get to work you little shit.
Image 231202   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
692
 
 Zarathustra: Santa's (not very) little helper
 PenguinBartender: "What do you want for Christmas?" "CAT!" "Um, ok. Anything else?" "JUST CAT!" *mlem*
 Peter Pantsless: Definitely on the nice list
Image 231201   02-07-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
257
 
 glenalec: Dang! I'm always losing my nuclear materials under the couch.
 kornisjon: Cool thing, but there would be too much pressure on the sub-sofa hygiene.
 barfolomew: Sweet ground effects, bro.
 Yurishiro: Fast&furious, Couch edition
Image 231200   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
226
 
 Science: At least the baby isn't Goose
 barfolomew: That's a cool baby. Possibly the coolest baby.
Image 231199   02-07-18   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
428
 
 El Barto: *loud sobbing*
 Sage: Too bad, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are about ready, and you're going with them.
 ping: I watched this episode last night. Weird. Alternatively, stop stalking me @robocop.
 Scoo: Sorry, but the Dementors are already on their way
Image 231198   02-07-18   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
367
 
 antipatterns: Small business tyrants
 Scoo: Remain calm. You will all have a chance to be gouged.
 Derp Herpigan: Kwik-scoping
Image 231197   02-07-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
667
 
 Robespierre: Now, this is what I call DISPLAYING
 zrj235: *boss music plays*
 kornisjon: Camera found pecked to pieces with the photographer nowhere to be found.
 barfolomew: Well... I guess we're fucked.
Image 231196   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
556
 
Image 231195   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
722
 
 Zarathustra: An example of how a Great idea can begin with a ducking autocorrect mistake.
 Shay: "Fuck you human, I'm going to duct tape you to a chair."
 Robespierre: Quack, damn you.
 Yurishiro: Does it cover acts of goose?
 Ulillillia: I'm already with GEICO, but thanks anyway @a duck
 jochenau: Part Two of Three: Interacting with the Geckos
Image 231194   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
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