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249520  Telkwa: Hey neighbour - have you seen any lost hopes or dreams around here lately?

249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

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9. Not A Bot
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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?



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WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
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WannaBee uploaded 249178 (811 points)
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 6. WannaBee: 3756 points
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11. Vanna: 1833 points
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15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
310
 
 DogsRGreat: I lolled irl at this @FabricMan
 Jolly Well: @Yurishiro I lolled irl at this
 some guy : @FabricMan There's vomit in his helmet already
 grizzly: @Wooden Spoon I'm just being a dick. I love blue origin.
 Wooden Spoon: @grizzly: hey, 2/3 if that test was successful, maybe more when you consider it was the best space-littering of all time
 grizzly: Call me when you have a successful test.
 Side Boob: Saturn V is still king, baby
 FabricMan: @Ulillillia Took off already / freeze dried spaghetti
 Yurishiro: Giggity
 redmonkey3: Size has nothinv to do with performance
 Ulillillia: Knees weak, Falcon Heavy
 jochenau: Blue Origin must be the world's largest feather from the world's largest bird.
 barfolomew: Just keep slapping on boosters, eventually you'll escape Kerbin.
 sparename: It's not the size that matters - just the power of your thrusting
Image 231193   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
1081
 
 Amy Housewine: "No no no, it's cats who always land on their feet!" "Shit."
 Felicity: Dog doing Canadian yoga
 ping: @a sedated moose How else do you suggest I test my trebuchet?
 BavidDowie: transporter malfunction
 charlemagne: so far, so good
 Side Boob: This is fine.
 PenguinBartender: HEE-YAW!
 a sedated moose: How does this even happen?
 redmonkey3: PERFECTION! (but can they stick the landing?)
 Scoo: I'm back, shitlords!
 Peter Pantsless: "Did I leave the oven on?"
 barfolomew: Mistakes were made.
 Yurishiro: fkrob
Image 231192   02-07-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
723
 
 Eleftheros: Anyone else think Elon had some inspiration from the opening scene of Heavy Metal?
 cenecia: Ground Control to Major Tom.
 sirgallium: "I detect an odor of skooma sir."
 Peter Pantsless: *gets pulled over for a broken tail light*
 Side Boob: Ooo, the one below is live! :P
 ignatz: Don't..
 ping: What are the odds? #231190
Image 231191   02-07-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
789
 
 bubbles: @nlx27 Wow!!!
 nlx27: @ping i like those odds
 dobbiesdoogs: they're making a new heavy metal movie?
 Scoo: Oh see, this one's LIVE, the other clearly isn't
 ignatz: .. Panic!
 ping: What are the odds? #231191
Image 231190   02-07-18   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
492
 
 Shay: Whoops? Did we say "increased"? We meant "decreased".
 Smorlacks: @Yurishiro - we are. But in a VR simulation of Earth just before we ruined it.
 Darmstadtium: We have the technology, but we use it to watch cat videos
 redmonkey3: If the is "The Future"; i demand my flying car & sex robot, damnit! / Will compromise @ flying sex robot
 Scoo: No one that into mind-altering tech and drugs dresses that nicely
 Yurishiro: When I was a kid humanity believed that by 2020 we would have been living on the moon
 barfolomew: The least accurate part of this is that the guy is depicted wearing a suit.
 elahabdh: Well, they were right with the drugs *takes ritalin*
 King Polly: Accurate
 east bay: gonna rad vote with my MIND
 waffles: Waaay ahead of ya *rips bong*
Image 231189   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
539
 
 Yurishiro: I would have taken the money you spent on the tattoo and removed the thing entirely
 fanny: ewwwwww
 Peter Pantsless: Hair Jordan
 Dresdenkeogh: Rad for you sir
Image 231188   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
Score:
349
 
 wolfskin: @2Berries Its a joke
 Wooden Spoon: @2Berries: how can you tell a lobster is depressed? He looks a blue! Ba-dum-tss
 cassette1: Zoidberg porn is weird.
 2Berries: Antidepressants work on lobsters
 Peter Pantsless: I don't know, it looks kinda jaunty to me.
 Starky15: Wooop, whoop, whoop
 Yurishiro: zoidberg things
Image 231187   02-07-18   Uploaded by    shartcannon
Score:
328
 
 Wooden Spoon: Im concerned about the viscosity of this chocolate milk.
 Warrax: *burp*
 Scoo: What the deuce?
 barfolomew: Physics!
 when so: force field detected
Image 231186   02-07-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
844
 
 Annoying Vegan : The best part of my morning! Well, second to snuggling hubby and corgi.
 Darmstadtium: @Robespierre Environmentally conscious sarcasm and fair trade dry humor
 McBomalds: @Science More like dry humour and sarcasm.
 Science: Spaceship Runs on Aggro
Image 231185   02-07-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
266
 
 Felicity: It should be illegal to use quotes for emphasis
 FabricMan: How about shaving cream?
 fumbduck: "Is ok, I sell Russian copy Goofy Gunk."
 grizzly: Frolic room! That sounds like a fun wholesome place!
Image 231184   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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