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262981  Yam: "Ok you can rub them, just don't hurt my family"

262998  hajjpodge: The defiance of North Korea.

262995  grizzly: Angry duckling

262998  WannaBee: So what are you going to do Apple?

262992  Knice: Elvira hastened the onset of my puberty by a good three years.

262929  Eleftheros: @Spazstatic TOS, Samurai Champloo, Mr Robot, Venture Bros. Rinse, wash, repeat.

262962  jochenau: Sad if true.

262996  WannaBee: Is that Blubberbutt Uptoscratch?

262979  jochenau: Would a buttload of solar panels heat or cool the planet? It seems like it should cause cooling because some of the heat from sunlight would be converted to electricity/work instead, but maybe that's too simple.

262995  Robespierre: Prince Charmless feteing event.

262984  Mr. Butt: @jochenau It's a burger place. Ten Guy Burgers.

262940  Dr Awkward: @a robot yep!

262984  Robespierre: ... as does Poopridge Fen.

262995  Mr. Butt: RAD for Bubber Ducky.

262996  Mr. Butt: I love Dr. Synthesizer.

262962  Robespierre: Wurds ... (eyes glaze over, drool spills from corner of mouth)

262992  Shay: Hey man, those are real!

262963  Robespierre: Somewhere West of Laramie there's a bronco-busting, steer roping dog who knows what Im talking about.

262995  Shay: No wonder Orson Wells was such a bully in Citizen Kane.

262984  jochenau: 10 guy?

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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

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 DogsRGreat: I lolled irl at this @FabricMan
 Jolly Well: @Yurishiro I lolled irl at this
 prius: @FabricMan There's vomit in his helmet already
 grizzly: @Wooden Spoon I'm just being a dick. I love blue origin.
 Wooden Spoon: @grizzly: hey, 2/3 if that test was successful, maybe more when you consider it was the best space-littering of all time
 grizzly: Call me when you have a successful test.
 Side Boob: Saturn V is still king, baby
 FabricMan: @Ulillillia Took off already / freeze dried spaghetti
 Gringos: Giggity
 redmonkey3: Size has nothinv to do with performance
 Ulillillia: Knees weak, Falcon Heavy
 jochenau: Blue Origin must be the world's largest feather from the world's largest bird.
 barfolomew: Just keep slapping on boosters, eventually you'll escape Kerbin.
 sparename: It's not the size that matters - just the power of your thrusting
Image 231193   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
 Amy Housewine: "No no no, it's cats who always land on their feet!" "Shit."
 daver: Dog doing Canadian yoga
 ping: @a sedated moose How else do you suggest I test my trebuchet?
 BavidDowie: transporter malfunction
 charlemagne: so far, so good
 Side Boob: This is fine.
 PenguinBartender: HEE-YAW!
 a sedated moose: How does this even happen?
 redmonkey3: PERFECTION! (but can they stick the landing?)
 Scoo: I'm back, shitlords!
 Peter Pantsless: "Did I leave the oven on?"
 barfolomew: Mistakes were made.
Image 231192   02-07-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
 Eleftheros: Anyone else think Elon had some inspiration from the opening scene of Heavy Metal?
 cenecia: Ground Control to Major Tom.
 sirgallium: "I detect an odor of skooma sir."
 Peter Pantsless: *gets pulled over for a broken tail light*
 Side Boob: Ooo, the one below is live! :P
 trumpet: Don't..
 ping: What are the odds? #231190
Image 231191   02-07-18   Uploaded by    berlin
 bubbles: @nlx27 Wow!!!
 nlx27: @ping i like those odds
 dobbiesdoogs: they're making a new heavy metal movie?
 Scoo: Oh see, this one's LIVE, the other clearly isn't
 Korrok: .. Panic!
 ping: What are the odds? #231191
Image 231190   02-07-18   Uploaded by    nlx27
 Shay: Whoops? Did we say "increased"? We meant "decreased".
 Smorlacks: @Yurishiro - we are. But in a VR simulation of Earth just before we ruined it.
 Darmstadtium: We have the technology, but we use it to watch cat videos
 redmonkey3: If the is "The Future"; i demand my flying car & sex robot, damnit! / Will compromise @ flying sex robot
 Scoo: No one that into mind-altering tech and drugs dresses that nicely
 jonz: When I was a kid humanity believed that by 2020 we would have been living on the moon
 barfolomew: The least accurate part of this is that the guy is depicted wearing a suit.
 elahabdh: Well, they were right with the drugs *takes ritalin*
 King Polly: Accurate
 east bay: gonna rad vote with my MIND
 waffles: Waaay ahead of ya *rips bong*
Image 231189   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
 demonius: I would have taken the money you spent on the tattoo and removed the thing entirely
 fanny: ewwwwww
 Peter Pantsless: Hair Jordan
 Dresdenkeogh: Rad for you sir
Image 231188   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
 wolfskin: @2Berries Its a joke
 Wooden Spoon: @2Berries: how can you tell a lobster is depressed? He looks a blue! Ba-dum-tss
 cassette1: Zoidberg porn is weird.
 2Berries: Antidepressants work on lobsters
 Peter Pantsless: I don't know, it looks kinda jaunty to me.
 Starky15: Wooop, whoop, whoop
 Phum Munts: zoidberg things
Image 231187   02-07-18   Uploaded by    shartcannon
 Wooden Spoon: Im concerned about the viscosity of this chocolate milk.
 Warrax: *burp*
 Scoo: What the deuce?
 barfolomew: Physics!
 when so: force field detected
Image 231186   02-07-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
 Annoying Vegan : The best part of my morning! Well, second to snuggling hubby and corgi.
 Darmstadtium: @Robespierre Environmentally conscious sarcasm and fair trade dry humor
 McBomalds: @Science More like dry humour and sarcasm.
 Science: Spaceship Runs on Aggro
Image 231185   02-07-18   Uploaded by    camellia
 tacticaljay: It should be illegal to use quotes for emphasis
 FabricMan: How about shaving cream?
 fumbduck: "Is ok, I sell Russian copy Goofy Gunk."
 grizzly: Frolic room! That sounds like a fun wholesome place!
Image 231184   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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