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233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

233016  zrj235: IA FTAHGN

232939  Hokie333: @apoxia "Rest assured: Lentigo is not a form of cancer. Lentigo is, in fact, completely harmless, like human freckles, and no medical treatment is necessary for the condition."…

233019  GoGo Robotto: "I used to float with them, but now they don't like me anymore" :(

233020  sparename: Who's that with I.R.Bassoon?

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232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

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 DogsRGreat: I lolled irl at this @FabricMan
 Jolly Well: @Yurishiro I lolled irl at this
 some guy : @FabricMan There's vomit in his helmet already
 grizzly: @Wooden Spoon I'm just being a dick. I love blue origin.
 Wooden Spoon: @grizzly: hey, 2/3 if that test was successful, maybe more when you consider it was the best space-littering of all time
 grizzly: Call me when you have a successful test.
 Side Boob: Saturn V is still king, baby
 FabricMan: @Ulillillia Took off already / freeze dried spaghetti
 Yurishiro: Giggity
 redmonkey3: Size has nothinv to do with performance
 Ulillillia: Knees weak, Falcon Heavy
 jochenau: Blue Origin must be the world's largest feather from the world's largest bird.
 barfolomew: Just keep slapping on boosters, eventually you'll escape Kerbin.
 sparename: It's not the size that matters - just the power of your thrusting
Image 231193   02-07-18   Uploaded by    ping
 Amy Housewine: "No no no, it's cats who always land on their feet!" "Shit."
 Felicity: Dog doing Canadian yoga
 ping: @a sedated moose How else do you suggest I test my trebuchet?
 BavidDowie: transporter malfunction
 charlemagne: so far, so good
 Side Boob: This is fine.
 PenguinBartender: HEE-YAW!
 a sedated moose: How does this even happen?
 redmonkey3: PERFECTION! (but can they stick the landing?)
 Scoo: I'm back, shitlords!
 Peter Pantsless: "Did I leave the oven on?"
 barfolomew: Mistakes were made.
 Yurishiro: fkrob
Image 231192   02-07-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
 Eleftheros: Anyone else think Elon had some inspiration from the opening scene of Heavy Metal?
 cenecia: Ground Control to Major Tom.
 sirgallium: "I detect an odor of skooma sir."
 Peter Pantsless: *gets pulled over for a broken tail light*
 Side Boob: Ooo, the one below is live! :P
 ignatz: Don't..
 ping: What are the odds? #231190
Image 231191   02-07-18   Uploaded by    ping
 bubbles: @nlx27 Wow!!!
 nlx27: @ping i like those odds
 dobbiesdoogs: they're making a new heavy metal movie?
 Scoo: Oh see, this one's LIVE, the other clearly isn't
 ignatz: .. Panic!
 ping: What are the odds? #231191
Image 231190   02-07-18   Uploaded by    nlx27
 Shay: Whoops? Did we say "increased"? We meant "decreased".
 glenalec: @Yurishiro - we are. But in a VR simulation of Earth just before we ruined it.
 Darmstadtium: We have the technology, but we use it to watch cat videos
 redmonkey3: If the is "The Future"; i demand my flying car & sex robot, damnit! / Will compromise @ flying sex robot
 Scoo: No one that into mind-altering tech and drugs dresses that nicely
 Yurishiro: When I was a kid humanity believed that by 2020 we would have been living on the moon
 barfolomew: The least accurate part of this is that the guy is depicted wearing a suit.
 elahabdh: Well, they were right with the drugs *takes ritalin*
 King Polly: Accurate
 east bay: gonna rad vote with my MIND
 waffles: Waaay ahead of ya *rips bong*
Image 231189   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
 Yurishiro: I would have taken the money you spent on the tattoo and removed the thing entirely
 fanny: ewwwwww
 Peter Pantsless: Hair Jordan
 Dresdenkeogh: Rad for you sir
Image 231188   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
 wolfskin: @2Berries Its a joke
 Wooden Spoon: @2Berries: how can you tell a lobster is depressed? He looks a blue! Ba-dum-tss
 Robespierre: Zoidberg porn is weird.
 2Berries: Antidepressants work on lobsters
 Peter Pantsless: I don't know, it looks kinda jaunty to me.
 Starky15: Wooop, whoop, whoop
 Yurishiro: zoidberg things
Image 231187   02-07-18   Uploaded by    shartcannon
 Wooden Spoon: Im concerned about the viscosity of this chocolate milk.
 Warrax: *burp*
 Scoo: What the deuce?
 barfolomew: Physics!
 when so: force field detected
Image 231186   02-07-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
 Annoying Vegan : The best part of my morning! Well, second to snuggling hubby and corgi.
 Darmstadtium: @Robespierre Environmentally conscious sarcasm and fair trade dry humor
 Robespierre: @Science More like dry humour and sarcasm.
 Science: Spaceship Runs on Aggro
Image 231185   02-07-18   Uploaded by    ping
 Felicity: It should be illegal to use quotes for emphasis
 FabricMan: How about shaving cream?
 fumbduck: "Is ok, I sell Russian copy Goofy Gunk."
 grizzly: Frolic room! That sounds like a fun wholesome place!
Image 231184   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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