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273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

273168  GTA VII: The fun way to have fun.

273149  KingTrebek: @VoR sounds like a real badass

273062  Greifer: it skips a generation

273070  Greifer: @Greek Fire delendam esse... you greeks,

273174  hajjpodge: @Christina From murder, to more murder.

273079  Greifer: the beauty of north korea?

273180  Greek Fire: JJJ accusing Spider-Man of eating New York's pigeons was a highlight of the new game.

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1. Air Biscuit
2. tib gubb
3. addend
4. Teechur
5. ignatz
6. Not A Bot
7. Side Boob
8. Passive
9. dangerkeith3000
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?



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frenk uploaded 272924 (899 points)
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Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (833 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (825 points)
Gonzo uploaded 273109 (821 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (809 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (762 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (746 points)
parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (746 points)
ratwa uploaded 272791 (741 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (741 points)
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 3. Annoying Vegan : 2892 points
 4. E. HONDA: 2885 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2827 points
 6. grimes: 2022 points
 7. skunkrocker: 1980 points
 8. grizzly: 1799 points
 9. NoOneImportant: 1786 points
10. Remp Wulgus: 1764 points
11. Never AFK: 1756 points
12. parrotsnest: 1709 points
13. kshoxx: 1709 points
14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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Score:
356
 
 fullofwind: @Dr Awkward now we wait for the Cathy Cathy to commence..
 daisy picker: toot toot
 when so: Remember your past...
 a robot: @Dr Awkward *applause*
 Dr Awkward: Is this some sort of... butt horn?
Image 231139   02-07-18   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
387
 
 redbranch: Top mid-right of this picture shows a potted shrub commonly referred to as the 'face plant'
 kornisjon: Hi, I'm whatever his name is and this is Jackass.
 chelseachels: Select a low gear
 Magic Bullets: Eh, see if I care! *throws away chair and slides down bare chested*
 addend: "Move the plant aside!"
 a robot: wheeeeeeeeeee!!
 Peach: Pff, too easy. *grinds wheelchair down railing*
Image 231138   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
496
 
 Teechur: Where's the real caution cone? Must have given us the slip.
 GTA VII: Wet floor for scale
 Dr Awkward: Not very appealing
Image 231137   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
285
 
 Beef Supreme: Serves as a reminder that a new 'Fifty Shades of Gray's Anatomy' movie hits theaters soon.
 dangerkeith3000: More like aisle 69, amirite?
 Dr Awkward: I'll pass on the screws, thanks
 Peach: I lubrican't even
Image 231136   02-06-18   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
551
 
 Jabberwikket: Shoop da Boop
Image 231135   02-06-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
304
 
 trelyate: 20 bucks is 20 bucks
 RiderFan: At least they got paid. There are people who do it for free.
 cran vodka: Amateur.
 addend: You can never spend it. Unless...
 Ulillillia: I went to school and ended up getting screwed by loans
 Dr Awkward: But can't you suck dick AND stay in school? Win / win.
 john dough: Euros gross.
Image 231134   02-06-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
753
 
 PenguinBartender: Okay, after recounting four times, I count 5 dogs and one cat.
 Dr Awkward: All hail Princess Fluffybottom
Image 231133   02-06-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
652
 
 Teechur: This is when you call in sick. Don't disturb the doggos.
 SurfNTurf: warmer bros
 a robot: Good butt placement of the two on your lap. They can absorb each other's farts
 wolfpk: You've been Frenched!
Image 231132   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
Score:
460
 
 Beef Supreme: From the pages of Barely Concealed magazine...
 KickassHellyeah: USA.jpg
 dangerkeith3000: Not silent but deadly.
 addend: "Eat lead."
 john dough: I'm pretty sure those are two different guns.
 jochenau: A new meaning of busting a cap in your ass...
 a robot: 'MURCA, FUCK YEAH! (shoots off butt cheek)
Image 231131   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
871
 
 PushyWebsite: Your mittens are kittens!
 PenguinBartender: "Trevor. Buddy. You have to stop skimming kittens off the shipments... Yes, we noticed!"
 Mr. Shine: @addend CUT TO: *kitten stuck in doorknob* "meow?"
 addend: "Then where are my keys?!"
 Eleftheros: Depression first responder team looking good
 Spazstatic: Beautiful pocket people
Image 231130   02-06-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
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