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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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Score:
418
 
 MasterTwig: The Happy Birthday song is a terrible song. Bad flow. Not fun. Nobody enjoys singing it. Nobody enjoys having it sung to them. Let it die.
 well duh: My family and friends were warned years ago; start singing "happy birthday" to me and I will get up and leave. My wife's family is usually respectful enough to warn me before anyone starts singing (for someone else) so i can at least plug my ears, if not make a hasty exit.
 p nut: Just join in the singing.
 Not A Bot: 13.99??? That's crazy.
 charlemagne: liston to me, I don't understand the concept of a year!
 Shay: DEMONIC JIMMY DURANTE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
 kornisjon: That's why birthday songs are strictly forbidden on my birthday. And people have to obey you when it's your birthday. And if they don't, you are permitted to cry (if you want to).
Image 231057   02-06-18   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
494
 
 VeeKay: I own an angry dog. Fortunately it's a miniature Shih Tzu. Unfortunely it's a miniature Shih Tzu. Seen fuck up a Great Dane. True story.
 funny in the wall: that says "angry dog"
Image 231056   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
357
 
 pirate: same here @Ulillillia
 VeeKay: Need a taller stool unless you weigh over 20 stone.
 Dresdenkeogh: That's just a small stool sample
 VoR: You'll need to sit whilst untangling the knots
 Cyka: Free deliverance
 Ulillillia: Do-it-yourself swing!
Image 231055   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
743
 
 NoRagrets: @ping Its okay, well still love you.
 ping: Just to let you all know that I cheated on this one. Just a bit. Well... a lot. OK, totally. I got the image from makeitstranger.com . You know how you can tell? The Stranger Things logo does that little straight overkerning thing with the letter G. If I'd drawn this myself I would have done that little straight overkerning thing with the letter G. Because it's all about the detail. But I cheated. So it isn't there. So there.
Image 231054   02-06-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
971
 
 sparename: Refractopus
 when so: Famous cats ep. 1: Meowchimedes
 karmakat: plays the JAW'S MUSIC
 tib gubb: am crocodile
Image 231053   02-06-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
191
 
 Side Boob: Dismissed with wanking motion.
 Springbok: How to hold a joystick
 VeeKay: BEAT THAT MEAT
 FatTigerWoods: I've been going sideways this whole time
 Science: How to pound a nail when you've forgotten your hammer
 dangerkeith3000: J.O.I.
 Aufziehvogel: How to play the Maracas.
Image 231052   02-06-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
490
 
 carlin: hahahahahahahaha
 Dr Awkward: Snow, man!
 Mr. Shine: Looking back at some of our sledding mishaps, it's an outright miracle that either my brother or I survived.
 WTF: "I've fallen off the chairlift."
Image 231051   02-06-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
730
 
 Borb Prembus: Who didn't let the dogs out??! woof!
 VeeKay: They're all good boys Brind. 150/10.
 Dresdenkeogh: In hoc signo pet doggos
 Side Boob: Hello, beautiful!
Image 231050   02-06-18   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
787
 
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Image 231049   02-06-18   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
553
 
 drtofu: This is brilliant
 drtofu: Get your ass to mars!
 WTF: @fanny @Warrax Even if a lady is in the middle of giving birth you don't ask.
 fanny: @Warrax still not ok to ask
 FatTigerWoods: Front Upper Baby Area
 Warrax: When are you due?
 FabricMan: Family life in Australia
 WTF: "Start the reactor Quaid"
 antipatterns: This is the working class equivalent to those babybjorn things
 Shay: @karmakat @karmakat USF alumni aren't the brightest bulbs.
 karmakat: for some reasons...I feel VERY BAD for that poor baby
Image 231048   02-06-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
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