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233021  zrj235: aisle 5: meat and meat accessories.

233004  Teechur: @Nope And I defend your right to keep that anthrax paperweight.

233022  Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder

233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

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232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

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Score:
418
 
 MasterTwig: The Happy Birthday song is a terrible song. Bad flow. Not fun. Nobody enjoys singing it. Nobody enjoys having it sung to them. Let it die.
 well duh: My family and friends were warned years ago; start singing "happy birthday" to me and I will get up and leave. My wife's family is usually respectful enough to warn me before anyone starts singing (for someone else) so i can at least plug my ears, if not make a hasty exit.
 glenalec: Just join in the singing.
 Not A Bot: 13.99??? That's crazy.
 charlemagne: liston to me, I don't understand the concept of a year!
 Shay: DEMONIC JIMMY DURANTE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
 kornisjon: That's why birthday songs are strictly forbidden on my birthday. And people have to obey you when it's your birthday. And if they don't, you are permitted to cry (if you want to).
Image 231057   02-06-18   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
494
 
 VeeKay: I own an angry dog. Fortunately it's a miniature Shih Tzu. Unfortunely it's a miniature Shih Tzu. Seen fuck up a Great Dane. True story.
 funny in the wall: that says "angry dog"
Image 231056   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
357
 
 pirate: same here @Ulillillia
 VeeKay: Need a taller stool unless you weigh over 20 stone.
 Dresdenkeogh: That's just a small stool sample
 VoR: You'll need to sit whilst untangling the knots
 ignatz: Free deliverance
 Ulillillia: Do-it-yourself swing!
Image 231055   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
743
 
 NoRagrets: @ping Its okay, well still love you.
 ignatz: @ping God exists in/the Devil is in/the Detail
 ping: Just to let you all know that I cheated on this one. Just a bit. Well... a lot. OK, totally. I got the image from makeitstranger.com . You know how you can tell? The Stranger Things logo does that little straight overkerning thing with the letter G. If I'd drawn this myself I would have done that little straight overkerning thing with the letter G. Because it's all about the detail. But I cheated. So it isn't there. So there.
Image 231054   02-06-18   Uploaded by    ping
Score:
945
 
 sparename: Refractopus
 when so: Famous cats ep. 1: Meowchimedes
 karmakat: plays the JAW'S MUSIC
 tib gubb: am crocodile
Image 231053   02-06-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
191
 
 Side Boob: Dismissed with wanking motion.
 Springbok: How to hold a joystick
 VeeKay: BEAT THAT MEAT
 FatTigerWoods: I've been going sideways this whole time
 Science: How to pound a nail when you've forgotten your hammer
 dangerkeith3000: J.O.I.
 Aufziehvogel: How to play the Maracas.
Image 231052   02-06-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
490
 
 carlin: hahahahahahahaha
 Dr Awkward: Snow, man!
 Mr. Shine: Looking back at some of our sledding mishaps, it's an outright miracle that either my brother or I survived.
 WTF: "I've fallen off the chairlift."
Image 231051   02-06-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
730
 
 Yurishiro: Who didn't let the dogs out??! woof!
 VeeKay: They're all good boys Brind. 150/10.
 Dresdenkeogh: In hoc signo pet doggos
 Side Boob: Hello, beautiful!
Image 231050   02-06-18   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
787
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 231049   02-06-18   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
553
 
 drtofu: This is brilliant
 drtofu: Get your ass to mars!
 WTF: @fanny @Warrax Even if a lady is in the middle of giving birth you don't ask.
 fanny: @Warrax still not ok to ask
 FatTigerWoods: Front Upper Baby Area
 Warrax: When are you due?
 FabricMan: Family life in Australia
 WTF: "Start the reactor Quaid"
 antipatterns: This is the working class equivalent to those babybjorn things
 Shay: @karmakat @karmakat USF alumni aren't the brightest bulbs.
 karmakat: for some reasons...I feel VERY BAD for that poor baby
Image 231048   02-06-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
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