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272624  macrocosm: Plumbers at Hogwarts must be anorexic cuz in that shit would snapped in 2 from the jump out here

272614  ThoughtlessGentleman: "spaying and neutering humans is the best theres already tons of them with no homes."

272592  Teechur: @tib gubb I'm sorry, "they" have to pee outside.

272604  Teechur: Hand him the green one and then say, "No, we don't live there anymore. Try to fit in." Then hand him the whole box.

272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

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Score:
418
 
 MasterTwig: The Happy Birthday song is a terrible song. Bad flow. Not fun. Nobody enjoys singing it. Nobody enjoys having it sung to them. Let it die.
 well duh: My family and friends were warned years ago; start singing "happy birthday" to me and I will get up and leave. My wife's family is usually respectful enough to warn me before anyone starts singing (for someone else) so i can at least plug my ears, if not make a hasty exit.
 p nut: Just join in the singing.
 Not A Bot: 13.99??? That's crazy.
 charlemagne: liston to me, I don't understand the concept of a year!
 Shay: DEMONIC JIMMY DURANTE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
 kornisjon: That's why birthday songs are strictly forbidden on my birthday. And people have to obey you when it's your birthday. And if they don't, you are permitted to cry (if you want to).
Image 231057   02-06-18   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
494
 
 A duck: I own an angry dog. Fortunately it's a miniature Shih Tzu. Unfortunely it's a miniature Shih Tzu. Seen fuck up a Great Dane. True story.
 funny in the wall: that says "angry dog"
Image 231056   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
357
 
 pirate: same here @Ulillillia
 original og: Need a taller stool unless you weigh over 20 stone.
 Dresdenkeogh: That's just a small stool sample
 aeroaero: You'll need to sit whilst untangling the knots
 Cyka: Free deliverance
 Ulillillia: Do-it-yourself swing!
Image 231055   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
743
 
 NoRagrets: @ping Its okay, well still love you.
 ping: Just to let you all know that I cheated on this one. Just a bit. Well... a lot. OK, totally. I got the image from makeitstranger.com . You know how you can tell? The Stranger Things logo does that little straight overkerning thing with the letter G. If I'd drawn this myself I would have done that little straight overkerning thing with the letter G. Because it's all about the detail. But I cheated. So it isn't there. So there.
Image 231054   02-06-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
1001
 
 sparename: Refractopus
 when so: Famous cats ep. 1: Meowchimedes
 karmakat: plays the JAW'S MUSIC
 tib gubb: am crocodile
Image 231053   02-06-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
191
 
 Side Boob: Dismissed with wanking motion.
 Springbok: How to hold a joystick
 iamthewalrus: BEAT THAT MEAT
 FatTigerWoods: I've been going sideways this whole time
 Science: How to pound a nail when you've forgotten your hammer
 dangerkeith3000: J.O.I.
 Aufziehvogel: How to play the Maracas.
Image 231052   02-06-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
490
 
 carlin: hahahahahahahaha
 Dr Awkward: Snow, man!
 Mr. Shine: Looking back at some of our sledding mishaps, it's an outright miracle that either my brother or I survived.
 WTF: "I've fallen off the chairlift."
Image 231051   02-06-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
730
 
 Borb Prembus: Who didn't let the dogs out??! woof!
 Jak: They're all good boys Brind. 150/10.
 Dresdenkeogh: In hoc signo pet doggos
 Side Boob: Hello, beautiful!
Image 231050   02-06-18   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
787
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 231049   02-06-18   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
553
 
 drtofu: This is brilliant
 drtofu: Get your ass to mars!
 WTF: @fanny @Warrax Even if a lady is in the middle of giving birth you don't ask.
 fanny: @Warrax still not ok to ask
 FatTigerWoods: Front Upper Baby Area
 Warrax: When are you due?
 FabricMan: Family life in Australia
 WTF: "Start the reactor Quaid"
 twisty: This is the working class equivalent to those babybjorn things
 Shay: @karmakat @karmakat USF alumni aren't the brightest bulbs.
 karmakat: for some reasons...I feel VERY BAD for that poor baby
Image 231048   02-06-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
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