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249437  jochenau: Starbucks is branching out into the septic tank pumping business, I see.

249442  Musician: Looks like Doc Brown is having girlfriend problems.

249441  jochenau: Dear J. Edgar Hoover: @kimjongun infects our minds with insidious propaganda, while this endless stream of crappy classics evinces a plot to sabotage our beloved Spaceship. Tighten your corset, put on your best garters, and come to our rescue right away! Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen

249385  dangerkeith3000: rad

249391  dangerkeith3000: HA! He has a wet peter.

249392  dangerkeith3000: okay enough with the tide pod jokes

249400  dangerkeith3000: This is unbearable.

249405  dangerkeith3000: I would have never thought she was talking about boobs until the comments. I was just wondering how she was proud of her grades getting worse.

249374  raditzu: It's camouflage level is over 9000

249396  raditzu: Quato has to work for his living too

249431  dangerkeith3000: OKAY ENOUGH, DAD!

249437  WannaBee: Subliminal message.

249421  Dr. Bathroom: @Astanapan I was thinking exactly the same thing.

249437  dangerkeith3000: it's just dirt + water

249438  raditzu: Your duck looks sick.

249310  piranharama: Beauty of Korea?

249445  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249429  jochenau: @Knice I'm wondering what happens if an EU person uses the site now. Do the EU Privacy Police storm their house?

249430  jochenau: The Deposition, by Raphael

249422  PenguinBartender: @Air Biscuit *slow clapping gradually escalating into standing applause*

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249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

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Score:
724
 
 Side Boob: *runs to aisle 7*
 Yurishiro: Tummy rubs on aisle 7!
Image 231024   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
305
 
 Fullhouse: Ent is fall-down drunk, but has some good ent-mates to carry them home.
 karmakat: HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN? CROUCH TIGER AND HIDDEN DRAGON???
 sirgallium: It's an illusion michael...
 fumbduck: No root access.
 Yurishiro: Hope floats
Image 231023   02-06-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
518
 
 Mr. Shine: *winks, shoots imaginary finger-gun at sign*
 Spazstatic: Crank that Soulja Boy?
 PenguinBartender: *blush*
 barfolomew: You're coming on a little strong there, sign.
Image 231022   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
627
 
 a sedated moose: He seized his fountain of blue.
 Yam: She want blue.
 Yurishiro: I'll call him moses
 jochenau: Bowerbirds!
Image 231021   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
281
 
 mexican: Stoppit.
 PenguinBartender: @ping "Wow - it's a schooner!"
 ping: Can anyone else see a sailboat?
Image 231020   02-06-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
327
 
 Shay: One Night at Chuck's
 sirgallium: i can tell by the pixels
 sirgallium: its shooped look at the wall behind her
 sirgallium: @Nothing *the more you know*
 Nothing: Oh, good, something else I'm apparently into
 Yurishiro: Twerky cheese
 Ulillillia: Thicc E Cheese
Image 231019   02-06-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
770
 
 Teechur: I'm thinking @White Rice and orange chicken.
 Yurishiro: @White Rice we were waiting for your username/comment combo
 Ulillillia: Much improved hairdo.
 White Rice: Beauty of North Korea (kinda surprised this wasnt posted yet)
Image 231018   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
319
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Felicity: The seventies were a hairy time
 ignatz: These two've served their time..
Image 231017   02-06-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
344
 
 Felicity: @funny in the wall Local sketch comedy show /Almost Live!/ beat them by 25 years. There was a sketch called Super Hero Answer Bureau where the panellists ask Batman why he doesnt use his vast wealth to get to the source of the problem instead of waiting until it gets out of hand and then swooping in and busting heads. And Batman says, But I *like* to swoop in and bust heads. I help society and I get my kicks!
 Felicity: @funny in the wall @antipatterns At some point in the 1980s the writers must have clued into this because since the 1990s its been a regular part of the Batman mythos that Bruce Wayne donates a lot to charity, volunteers at soup kitchens, doesnt let his companies destroy the environment even if it means he makes less money, etc.
 Christina: Tattoos: you can't erase them, so ink over them.
 funny in the wall: @antipatterns there was a pretty good SNL skit recently where low-income people talk shit about batman beating up their friends at a wayne charity event
 antipatterns: @funny in the wall Yeah better not build any schools with that Wayne money, better to buy a tank that shoots missiles at petty thieves
 a robot: What's that weird flower thing on Batman supposed to be though?
 Science: Girl was cute, but never, ever get a significant other's face tattooed on yourself.
 ping: Now turn it back.
 funny in the wall: that picture could be like a million girls. i'd rather have that than a libertarian sociopath
 sparename: @ignatz Batman Instead
 ignatz: Batman Forever
Image 231016   02-06-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
765
 
 Jabberwikket: @Yam subtle reference. Nicely done.
 funny in the wall: don't speak to me or my girlfriend ever again
 Aufziehvogel: He buys horses... and sells sausages, steaks and roast meat.
 Yam: They buy horses, dont they?
 grizzly: Is your girlfriend a commodity?
 ping: I'm confused. Is this a drug deal?
 Ulillillia: Pimp
 Yurishiro: Good for you
 KyleisBobDole: Don't sell your girlfriend. That is trafficking and you will end up as the villain of a bad Lifetime movie.
 funny in the wall: horse sausage is delicious
 sparename: I must check down the back of the sofa
Image 231015   02-06-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
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