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273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

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3. addend
4. Teechur
5. ignatz
6. Not A Bot
7. Side Boob
8. Passive
9. dangerkeith3000
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...



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daver uploaded 272808 (809 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (762 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (746 points)
parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (746 points)
ratwa uploaded 272791 (741 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (741 points)
Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)


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 3. Annoying Vegan : 2892 points
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 6. grimes: 2022 points
 7. skunkrocker: 1980 points
 8. grizzly: 1799 points
 9. NoOneImportant: 1786 points
10. Remp Wulgus: 1764 points
11. Never AFK: 1756 points
12. parrotsnest: 1709 points
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14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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Score:
724
 
 Side Boob: *runs to aisle 7*
 foreversmug: Tummy rubs on aisle 7!
Image 231024   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
305
 
 Fullhouse: Ent is fall-down drunk, but has some good ent-mates to carry them home.
 karmakat: HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN? CROUCH TIGER AND HIDDEN DRAGON???
 sirgallium: It's an illusion michael...
 fumbduck: No root access.
 Popsicle Dream: Hope floats
Image 231023   02-06-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
518
 
 Mr. Shine: *winks, shoots imaginary finger-gun at sign*
 Spazstatic: Crank that Soulja Boy?
 PenguinBartender: *blush*
 barfolomew: You're coming on a little strong there, sign.
Image 231022   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
627
 
 a sedated moose: He seized his fountain of blue.
 Yam: She want blue.
 Booty Kicker: I'll call him moses
 jochenau: Bowerbirds!
Image 231021   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
281
 
 mexican: Stoppit.
 PenguinBartender: @ping "Wow - it's a schooner!"
 ping: Can anyone else see a sailboat?
Image 231020   02-06-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
327
 
 Shay: One Night at Chuck's
 sirgallium: i can tell by the pixels
 sirgallium: its shooped look at the wall behind her
 sirgallium: @Nothing *the more you know*
 Nothing: Oh, good, something else I'm apparently into
 demonius: Twerky cheese
 Ulillillia: Thicc E Cheese
Image 231019   02-06-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
770
 
 Teechur: I'm thinking @White Rice and orange chicken.
 Paint Chips: @White Rice we were waiting for your username/comment combo
 Ulillillia: Much improved hairdo.
 White Rice: Beauty of North Korea (kinda surprised this wasnt posted yet)
Image 231018   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
319
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 matos: The seventies were a hairy time
 beyardo: These two've served their time..
Image 231017   02-06-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
344
 
 chunk norris: @funny in the wall Local sketch comedy show Almost Live! beat them by 25 years. There was a sketch called Super Hero Answer Bureau where the panellists ask Batman why he doesnt use his vast wealth to get to the source of the problem instead of waiting until it gets out of hand and then swooping in and busting heads. And Batman says, But I like to swoop in and bust heads. I help society and I get my kicks!
 bookcase: @funny in the wall @antipatterns At some point in the 1980s the writers must have clued into this because since the 1990s its been a regular part of the Batman mythos that Bruce Wayne donates a lot to charity, volunteers at soup kitchens, doesnt let his companies destroy the environment even if it means he makes less money, etc.
 Christina: Tattoos: you can't erase them, so ink over them.
 funny in the wall: @antipatterns there was a pretty good SNL skit recently where low-income people talk shit about batman beating up their friends at a wayne charity event
 In The Pocket: @funny in the wall Yeah better not build any schools with that Wayne money, better to buy a tank that shoots missiles at petty thieves
 a robot: What's that weird flower thing on Batman supposed to be though?
 Science: Girl was cute, but never, ever get a significant other's face tattooed on yourself.
 ping: Now turn it back.
 funny in the wall: that picture could be like a million girls. i'd rather have that than a libertarian sociopath
 sparename: @ignatz Batman Instead
 Surprising: Batman Forever
Image 231016   02-06-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
765
 
 Jabberwikket: @Yam subtle reference. Nicely done.
 funny in the wall: don't speak to me or my girlfriend ever again
 Aufziehvogel: He buys horses... and sells sausages, steaks and roast meat.
 Yam: They buy horses, dont they?
 grizzly: Is your girlfriend a commodity?
 ping: I'm confused. Is this a drug deal?
 Ulillillia: Pimp
 firesoup: Good for you
 KyleisBobDole: Don't sell your girlfriend. That is trafficking and you will end up as the villain of a bad Lifetime movie.
 funny in the wall: horse sausage is delicious
 sparename: I must check down the back of the sofa
Image 231015   02-06-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
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