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249520  Telkwa: Hey neighbour - have you seen any lost hopes or dreams around here lately?

249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

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249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.



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Score:
518
 
 Mr. Shine: *winks, shoots imaginary finger-gun at sign*
 Spazstatic: Crank that Soulja Boy?
 PenguinBartender: *blush*
 barfolomew: You're coming on a little strong there, sign.
Image 231022   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
627
 
 a sedated moose: He seized his fountain of blue.
 Yam: She want blue.
 Yurishiro: I'll call him moses
 jochenau: Bowerbirds!
Image 231021   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
281
 
 mexican: Stoppit.
 PenguinBartender: @ping "Wow - it's a schooner!"
 ping: Can anyone else see a sailboat?
Image 231020   02-06-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
327
 
 Shay: One Night at Chuck's
 sirgallium: i can tell by the pixels
 sirgallium: its shooped look at the wall behind her
 sirgallium: @Nothing *the more you know*
 Nothing: Oh, good, something else I'm apparently into
 Yurishiro: Twerky cheese
 Ulillillia: Thicc E Cheese
Image 231019   02-06-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
770
 
 Teechur: I'm thinking @White Rice and orange chicken.
 Yurishiro: @White Rice we were waiting for your username/comment combo
 Ulillillia: Much improved hairdo.
 White Rice: Beauty of North Korea (kinda surprised this wasnt posted yet)
Image 231018   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
319
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Felicity: The seventies were a hairy time
 ignatz: These two've served their time..
Image 231017   02-06-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
344
 
 Felicity: @funny in the wall Local sketch comedy show /Almost Live!/ beat them by 25 years. There was a sketch called Super Hero Answer Bureau where the panellists ask Batman why he doesnt use his vast wealth to get to the source of the problem instead of waiting until it gets out of hand and then swooping in and busting heads. And Batman says, But I *like* to swoop in and bust heads. I help society and I get my kicks!
 Felicity: @funny in the wall @antipatterns At some point in the 1980s the writers must have clued into this because since the 1990s its been a regular part of the Batman mythos that Bruce Wayne donates a lot to charity, volunteers at soup kitchens, doesnt let his companies destroy the environment even if it means he makes less money, etc.
 Christina: Tattoos: you can't erase them, so ink over them.
 funny in the wall: @antipatterns there was a pretty good SNL skit recently where low-income people talk shit about batman beating up their friends at a wayne charity event
 antipatterns: @funny in the wall Yeah better not build any schools with that Wayne money, better to buy a tank that shoots missiles at petty thieves
 a robot: What's that weird flower thing on Batman supposed to be though?
 Science: Girl was cute, but never, ever get a significant other's face tattooed on yourself.
 ping: Now turn it back.
 funny in the wall: that picture could be like a million girls. i'd rather have that than a libertarian sociopath
 sparename: @ignatz Batman Instead
 ignatz: Batman Forever
Image 231016   02-06-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
765
 
 Jabberwikket: @Yam subtle reference. Nicely done.
 funny in the wall: don't speak to me or my girlfriend ever again
 Aufziehvogel: He buys horses... and sells sausages, steaks and roast meat.
 Yam: They buy horses, dont they?
 grizzly: Is your girlfriend a commodity?
 ping: I'm confused. Is this a drug deal?
 Ulillillia: Pimp
 Yurishiro: Good for you
 KyleisBobDole: Don't sell your girlfriend. That is trafficking and you will end up as the villain of a bad Lifetime movie.
 funny in the wall: horse sausage is delicious
 sparename: I must check down the back of the sofa
Image 231015   02-06-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
103
 
 dangerkeith3000: memes are still better than war. morally obligated to rad.
 Dresdenkeogh: Following the social imperatives of the era /upload combo
 tears as lube: Don't look like no 1960 I ever saw. 1960s, perhaps.
 Yurishiro: yo no
Image 231014   02-06-18   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
507
 
 itskando: ** biting. Story line. Aren't
 itskando: I think the making of documentary for the dark Crystal was interesting. I think it's a great exercise but lacking in execution. You won't see anything else remotely like it though which makes it very unique. A movie with no humans which is still very easy to follow. I think the plant life is immersing, I like the subtle differences between each of the skeksis and The fact that they are a button cross section of modern society in many of its facets. Plus it's just pretty to watch. The sorry love might be paper thin, even for a classic good and evil story - even for one made in the 80s, but god damn if the set design and the costume design and the muppeteering spot on.
 frenk: Hahaha @Mr. Butt
 mexican: I thought it was stupid as a kid honestly.
 funny in the wall: @jochenau that's right, the puppets are cool but they do not a good movie make
 VeeKay: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory. This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculties! How like an angel in apprehension. How like a god! The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me, no, nor women neither. Nor women neither.
 TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall it's not so much that we love living in Jim Henson's worlds as it is that we would love to live in a world where everybody loves Jim Henson's worlds.
 jochenau: @funny in the wall @Mr. Butt An endless barrage of WONDROUS and WHIMSICAL encounters isn't really a good substitute for plot and narrative structure, I think.
 Mr. Butt: @funny in the wall Beat me to it!
 Mr. Butt: Here's a controversial opinion: While I really like Jim Henson's work for TV, I think all of his movies are boring.
 funny in the wall: i know that this is the group that might lynch me for what i am about to say but here it goes: i did not care for the dark crystal and i find jim hanson films over rated (with the possible exception of the Labyrinth but there the credit for not making it an ubearable slog belong Bowie)
 SpaceCow: "Le pouvoir de leur source." (If the oracle's translate can be trusted.)
Image 231013   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Zukero
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