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243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

243542  Springbok: Too many churros

243543  Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P

243534  Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all

243537  jochenau: That's like...8,000 dicks.

243544  OldKentuckyShark: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes

243541  jochenau: @Air Biscuit Or possibly mold.

243543  jochenau: @ignatz His orangeness wouldn't bother me so much if those areas at least matched.

243527  tib gubb: *fascism intensifies*

243536  Air Biscuit: Musical.

243388  XLY: omg I want one!!

243501  Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243541  Air Biscuit: Winter is coming.

243538  Annoying Vegan : Criminy, clean your lens

243527  Chest Rockwell: Stop drinking.

243420  XLY: if you're cold they're cold, bring them inside

243485  copunter: i bite long waterdog

243491  copunter: point goes to Mexico

243532  tib gubb: aww, kinda gets me right *here*

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243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243322 Shay: Ah lean left, lean left, lean leeefffffftttt.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243340 Xeno: An AT-MT?

243334 bug: Ah, the old Spicy Nachos, I see.

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243341 Mad Collager: Log is self-conscious about its weight. See? It won't even step on the scale.

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11. ratwa: 2121 points
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 Felicity: Boxes of boxes of water. Metawater!
 White Rice: Ooh, I remember this stuff. Isnt it even more overpriced than Voss/Fiji water (which are both stupidly expensive as it is) with the added benefit of a container that doesnt come close to actually sealing when you close it after the initial opening?
 Mad Collager: ...if you catch my drip.
 Teechur: Siliconized cardboard is not recyclable in many areas. The water from your tap, however, is 100% recyclable. In most cases, it is also perfectly healthy. Send this to Capetown.
 Yurishiro: ...than nothing. I agree.
Image 230979   02-06-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
 SpaceCow: Yes, I would like to hear your specials on elective surgery.
 dangerkeith3000: Screw that, Leeloo, I want a Multipass.
 LurkedMoar: Yay Mass General!
 El Barto: When your food is ready you will be tazed.
Image 230978   02-06-18   Uploaded by    entropy
 SpaceCow: The Brawny Man fights to regain his rightful throne.
 VeeKay: Doesn't come any radder!
 VeeKay: Doesn't come any radder!
 Supermansbrother: Can I get an amen?
 Yurishiro: @Felicity I remember this hipster war of the 1860
 Felicity: Hipster Civil War re-enactment?
Image 230977   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
 Bernie 2016: @Teechur i agree with this
 Teechur: Ah, the fabled Lock-king.
Image 230976   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
 Felicity: Now I want cake. And I just got paid and am on my way to make a food run...
 wolfpk: *Again
 Mr. Whiskers: I once gave my friends mom a "Sorry I puked in your couch cake
 Spazstatic: Username upload synergy is strong with this one
 El Barto: No probs, my dude! Best night of my life!
 Teechur: Mr. Cosby's cake reads differently.
 fumbduck: I forgive you, Mr. Busey.
Image 230975   02-06-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
 Mad Collager: Toyota introduces the Pribus!
 glenalec: If this car's rockin', the nuclear accelerator is off-balance.
Image 230974   02-06-18   Uploaded by    sad face
Image 230973 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vivian. We'll pray for you, Vivian.
 Not A Bot: You're implying that people DON'T shriek when dropping bricks in the can?
 Yurishiro: you're lucky I love yaks
 ping: You cad.
Image 230972   02-06-18   Uploaded by    soccer
 Teechur: Erhmagerd! Furdget Spurners!
Image 230971   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 tib gubb: "cigars"
 Skaalar: And yes, that means he had heat-vision.
 Skaalar: Little known fact, this was how Churchill saved London during the Blitz.
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm surprised they didn't just say, "fuck it, he's got smokescreen powers now" like they did all of his other powers
 Felicity: I miss when Superman looked 36 years old
 glenalec: And then get super-emphysema!
Image 230970   02-06-18   Uploaded by    demonius
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