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268125  Side Boob: The only time a cat will smile is when he's plotting your death

268117  charlemagne: east london is a vampire

268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

268122  fumbduck: Joe DiCaprio?

268119  MrBoffo: The Cheshire ... WTF?

268019  ignatz: @Mr Bleak What happened?

268106  MrBoffo: This weird water is always wet

268110  Dresdenkeogh: That's one pert Bert.

268110  MrBoffo: Nudity detected (BAD)

268112  MrBoffo: Isn't this done? I thought it was done.

268114  MrBoffo: Eggland's Best

268003  SuedeOxford: His ancestors made peace with the Trackhawk tribe

268116  Side Boob: One ringy dingy...

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. VeeKay
5. Not A Bot
6. Shay
7. wolfpk
8. Dr Awkward
9. WTF
10. Felicity



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...



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Nope uploaded 267631 (1014 points)
toad uploaded 267692 (912 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (902 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (880 points)
badger uploaded 267722 (878 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (855 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (830 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (816 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (806 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (806 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (777 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Side Boob: 4802 points
 2. MrBoffo: 4357 points
 3. fanny: 4232 points
 4. E. HONDA: 3513 points
 5. Gomi Day: 3075 points
 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
 8. Nope: 1938 points
 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1639 points
11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
13. bbbrandon: 1554 points
14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Score:
178
 
 youshall: Boxes of boxes of water. Metawater!
 White Rice: Ooh, I remember this stuff. Isnt it even more overpriced than Voss/Fiji water (which are both stupidly expensive as it is) with the added benefit of a container that doesnt come close to actually sealing when you close it after the initial opening?
 Mad Collager: ...if you catch my drip.
 Teechur: Siliconized cardboard is not recyclable in many areas. The water from your tap, however, is 100% recyclable. In most cases, it is also perfectly healthy. Send this to Capetown.
 AFanOfSprite: ...than nothing. I agree.
Image 230979   02-06-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
64
 
 SpaceCow: Yes, I would like to hear your specials on elective surgery.
 dangerkeith3000: Screw that, Leeloo, I want a Multipass.
 LurkedMoar: Yay Mass General!
 El Barto: When your food is ready you will be tazed.
Image 230978   02-06-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
271
 
 SpaceCow: The Brawny Man fights to regain his rightful throne.
 VeeKay: Doesn't come any radder!
 VeeKay: Doesn't come any radder!
 Supermansbrother: Can I get an amen?
 waaaaaat: @Felicity I remember this hipster war of the 1860
 Kevin II: Hipster Civil War re-enactment?
Image 230977   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
218
 
 Bernie 2016: @Teechur i agree with this
 Teechur: Ah, the fabled Lock-king.
Image 230976   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
539
 
 Mark As Read: Now I want cake. And I just got paid and am on my way to make a food run...
 wolfpk: *Again
 Mr. Whiskers: I once gave my friends mom a "Sorry I puked in your couch cake
 Spazstatic: Username upload synergy is strong with this one
 El Barto: No probs, my dude! Best night of my life!
 Teechur: Mr. Cosby's cake reads differently.
 fumbduck: I forgive you, Mr. Busey.
Image 230975   02-06-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
545
 
 Mad Collager: Toyota introduces the Pribus!
 originaluser: If this car's rockin', the nuclear accelerator is off-balance.
Image 230974   02-06-18   Uploaded by    sad face
Image 230973 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vivian. We'll pray for you, Vivian.
Score:
798
 
 Not A Bot: You're implying that people DON'T shriek when dropping bricks in the can?
 jokertothethief: you're lucky I love yaks
 ping: You cad.
Image 230972   02-06-18   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
634
 
 Teechur: Erhmagerd! Furdget Spurners!
Image 230971   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
467
 
 tib gubb: "cigars"
 Skaalar: And yes, that means he had heat-vision.
 Skaalar: Little known fact, this was how Churchill saved London during the Blitz.
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm surprised they didn't just say, "fuck it, he's got smokescreen powers now" like they did all of his other powers
 let it go: I miss when Superman looked 36 years old
 kayjay: And then get super-emphysema!
Image 230970   02-06-18   Uploaded by    demonius
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