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257753  Sadbot: You are like baby, try 20 years ago

257759  piratepom: Ah shit. The entrance to Diagon Alley broke again.

257749  jochenau: Cookies are a problem, but they're not really the main problem in this case...

257751  charlemagne: you want more? but you don't understand stand the concept of birthdays, this is costing me too much

257759  SurfNTurf: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

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257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

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 8. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
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10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. WannaBee: 1830 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1802 points
13. rip odb: 1691 points
14. watwatwat: 1630 points
15. tess: 1584 points
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 youshall: Boxes of boxes of water. Metawater!
 White Rice: Ooh, I remember this stuff. Isnt it even more overpriced than Voss/Fiji water (which are both stupidly expensive as it is) with the added benefit of a container that doesnt come close to actually sealing when you close it after the initial opening?
 Mad Collager: ...if you catch my drip.
 Teechur: Siliconized cardboard is not recyclable in many areas. The water from your tap, however, is 100% recyclable. In most cases, it is also perfectly healthy. Send this to Capetown.
 AFanOfSprite: ...than nothing. I agree.
Image 230979   02-06-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
 SpaceCow: Yes, I would like to hear your specials on elective surgery.
 dangerkeith3000: Screw that, Leeloo, I want a Multipass.
 LurkedMoar: Yay Mass General!
 El Barto: When your food is ready you will be tazed.
Image 230978   02-06-18   Uploaded by    entropy
 SpaceCow: The Brawny Man fights to regain his rightful throne.
 VeeKay: Doesn't come any radder!
 VeeKay: Doesn't come any radder!
 Supermansbrother: Can I get an amen?
 waaaaaat: @Felicity I remember this hipster war of the 1860
 Kevin II: Hipster Civil War re-enactment?
Image 230977   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
 Bernie 2016: @Teechur i agree with this
 Teechur: Ah, the fabled Lock-king.
Image 230976   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
 Mark As Read: Now I want cake. And I just got paid and am on my way to make a food run...
 wolfpk: *Again
 Mr. Whiskers: I once gave my friends mom a "Sorry I puked in your couch cake
 Spazstatic: Username upload synergy is strong with this one
 El Barto: No probs, my dude! Best night of my life!
 Teechur: Mr. Cosby's cake reads differently.
 fumbduck: I forgive you, Mr. Busey.
Image 230975   02-06-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
 Mad Collager: Toyota introduces the Pribus!
 originaluser: If this car's rockin', the nuclear accelerator is off-balance.
Image 230974   02-06-18   Uploaded by    sad face
Image 230973 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vivian. Boo, Vivian.
 Not A Bot: You're implying that people DON'T shriek when dropping bricks in the can?
 jokertothethief: you're lucky I love yaks
 ping: You cad.
Image 230972   02-06-18   Uploaded by    soccer
 Teechur: Erhmagerd! Furdget Spurners!
Image 230971   02-06-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 tib gubb: "cigars"
 Skaalar: And yes, that means he had heat-vision.
 Skaalar: Little known fact, this was how Churchill saved London during the Blitz.
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm surprised they didn't just say, "fuck it, he's got smokescreen powers now" like they did all of his other powers
 let it go: I miss when Superman looked 36 years old
 kayjay: And then get super-emphysema!
Image 230970   02-06-18   Uploaded by    demonius
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