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268914  Yam: Man, can you imagine the high fives you could give with that bad boy?

268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

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 Matricii: Personally I'm more of a 80085 man instead
 WTF: @dangerkeith3000 I'm more partial to straight up CSS.
 dobbiesdoogs: that's why you get a ram
 dangerkeith3000: I love sass too!
 a robot: He and Sasquatch are in a special relationship, ok?
Image 230787   02-05-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
 Matricii: @kimjongun There are no unicorns... Can't be NK
 Side Boob: Just BAD these blatant propaganda posts.
 piranharama: Wow, both the cars of North Korea, rare photo!
 tib gubb: sport car taxis should totally be a thing.
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 230786   02-05-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
 addend: When Good Boys go bad.
Image 230785   02-05-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
 Science: @grizzly: I think it was because when the comic came out, someone in their 60's actually looked ancient, unlike today. Pollution, smoking, drinking, and nutrition all took their tolls. Rob Lowe today is the same age as Wilfred Brimley in "Cocoon." Compare those pics.
 grizzly: @Science and now I know! WTF were they always shown so old?!
 Science: @grizzly: Nope. Peter's dad is her brother-in-law (Ben's brother?)
 Matricii: Why is everyone so mad? Hot Aunt May is Hot
 grizzly: @Science I always assumed they were his great aunt and uncle.
 Science: Tomei is actually the first one that would feasibly be his aunt. If you consider Peter was in High School when she took him in, his parents were either 50 when they had him, or there was a 40 year age gap between May and Peter's parents.
 Darmstadtium: This is wrong. For 2002, R. Harris was 75; for 2012, S. Field was 66; for 2017, M. Tomei was 53. The number of years between movies correlates with the years that Aunt May is reverse-aging, thus for the 2022 reboot the next actress would have to be 49. For the actors the correlation is weak with this population size, Maguire was 29, Garfield was 29, and Holland 21, if anything the next actor could be older.
 Sadbot: Someone's salty about good casting. If only we had some 30something playing a high school student, like the good old days of 90210
Image 230784   02-05-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
 Jotun: doot doot
 Matricii: Man... you really need to try this Absinthe
 bug: ...He's right behind me again, isn't he?
 HatStand: *boo*
 Kaviri: aionaraP
 El Barto: Damn, meatboy, I can't believe you got this baeb to pose for nudes. After all these years I thought you just loved fruit. I get it now, meatboy.
 dangerkeith3000: *whispers* paint me like one of your French skeletons.
Image 230783   02-05-18   Uploaded by    lebron
 Matricii: I support the Special Olympics.
 snekeyes: "Kill meeeee"
 Kaviri: This is what life looks like next to the event horizon.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: titan relay
 Aufziehvogel: With the right perspective you could paint a picture of the whole world in a small closet.
 Ihminen: I would make that face too if i only had one gigantic leg
Image 230782   02-05-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
 wootman: Plot twist: telephone number calls fake security
 RzK: @Aufziehvogel It seems, they're both walking around the market place, asking for money. So, no difference, huh?
 Kaviri: Space monkey mafia?
 Mord Tingies: Fake monk mafia is my band name
 Aufziehvogel: So tell me, what's the difference between a monk and a fake monk?
 tina: Culture changes. People don't.
Image 230781   02-05-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
 Korrok: Kinky.
 ping: What's up, dokutoru!
Image 230780   02-05-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
 Matricii: Haven't we done this joke already?
 Teechur: I'm not really sure which is worse for you, to be honest.
 Sadbot: Your Super Bowel party wasn't shit if you didn't serve these
Image 230779   02-05-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
 dangerkeith3000: this makes no sense. well done!
 Amy Housewine: You get 'em, Airbud.
Image 230778   02-04-18   Uploaded by    withak
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