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269186  Felicity: Also, XP

269189  Felicity: Coincidentally, I'm rewatching the 1989 movie of The Punisher

269195  Felicity: Les Nessman's house

269203  WannaBee: Asian Wednesday Adams

269199  Felicity: Brilliant

269195  a robot: NONE SHALL PASS except if you go around to the side

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 yep. I put c h o p and it switcherinoed it to chop! Gotta love those switcherinos :)

269202  Felicity: He seems nice

269199  a robot: Aww yeah dem polygons

269202  a robot: I doubt it

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 I'm pretty sure I said whack off? I don't remember :/

269183  hajjpodge: @dangerkeith3000 I seal what you didn't.

269165  AdaMan: Swing and a miss

269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

269184  Incubi: Forgot to include "female preferred" like only the best classified ads have

269171  dangerkeith3000: This gay porn is off to a slow start.

269174  dangerkeith3000: I had celery this morning. Is this going to happen to me?

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2. Shay
3. tib gubb
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5. Not A Bot
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9. Air Biscuit
10. Mr Bleak



The top ten most commented-on images today:

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269097 DrNinjaman: Liquor in front and poker in the rear!

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269112 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 269098 (740 points)
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10. champeen: 1509 points
11. glowstick: 1474 points
12. DogsRGreat: 1469 points
13. CompletelyJoking: 1468 points
14. blablabla: 1464 points
15. wolfskin: 1461 points
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Score:
359
 
 Teechur: That's so big, you could fit your whole hand up there!
 Mad Collager: Here on the Muppet Show, we will bend over forward to perform for you!
 Aufziehvogel: Be fearless!
 waffles: @GoGo Robotto argfkrsx. comment wrong
 buffalo: Gross, Kermit! I don't care what Noone wants to see that.
 HenryVIII: Frogstate exam
 Uncle Phil: Fart as loud as your anus will allow.
 Nope: Be Fearless Kermit
 kornisjon: Frogse!
Image 230517   02-03-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
410
 
 FabricMan: Fun fact: He was friends with George Romero
 San DoDo: Not for long
Image 230516   02-03-18   Uploaded by    ethernet
Image 230515 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waffle iron. Your image was bad, waffle iron.
Score:
668
 
 Warrax: Why you otter check your boots for wildlife before putting them on.
 Mr. Shine: Otters are nice.
 karmakat: otter in a rain boot. so CUTE!
Image 230514   02-03-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
731
 
 Father Goose: @VeeKay - That one often gets me too. :-/
 tokyopig: When summoning gives you lemons, draw a web comic.
 BavidDowie: @mexican he's got some falling to do
 mexican: Lemon demon (trapezoid?).
 ping: [sings] You've got a sfriend in me...
 Ulillillia: @VeeKay Nice sfriend, my friend.
 VeeKay: Made me giggle!
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Try again then!
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Foiled again by ye olde not so friendly spaceship.
 VeeKay: Get a sfriend out of me.
Image 230513   02-03-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
77
 
 Wort Mumpus: STORAGE!
 VeeKay: Alexa, order pizza boxes
Image 230512   02-03-18   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
603
 
 VeeKay: Make up a fake name? Okay, I'll call him, uhh, Gunner.
Image 230511   02-03-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
609
 
 Big Baby: Spuds: Salad Days
 sparename: Eugene the Jeep
 ping: Who's a pretty puppy? You are. [Throws a RAD].
Image 230510   02-03-18   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
275
 
 caesar: it's hammered.
 DOW: voted rad for this @Peter Pantsless
 tokyopig: ball-peened it!
 Not A Bot: Vape off, please.
 bug: This is the jankiest IT department I've ever seen.
 VeeKay: When all you have is panel pins, everything looks like a panel.
 VoR: @Peter Pantsless not properly by a long way
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Why would you want to have sex with Pennywise though?
 sparename: Crucibroke
 Peter Pantsless: Nailed it
Image 230509   02-03-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
763
 
 VeeKay: When your kitten gets into your stash of atrophine.
 karmakat: aw...it's SO CUTE!
 VeeKay: Adorbs.
 ping: Please, sir, I want some more.
 sparename: Which Powerpuss Girl is this?
Image 230508   02-03-18   Uploaded by    amputator
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