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11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

257794  Dr Awkward: Turn down for what?

257750  SpaceCow: "I think you're thinking of Pina Colada-burg."

257763  SpaceCow: "Would you like to turn on Sticky Keys?"

257772  SpaceCow: Right about then the speakers start playing Quad City DJs.

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257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.



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Score:
359
 
 Teechur: That's so big, you could fit your whole hand up there!
 Mad Collager: Here on the Muppet Show, we will bend over forward to perform for you!
 Aufziehvogel: Be fearless!
 waffles: @GoGo Robotto argfkrsx. comment wrong
 buffalo: Gross, Kermit! I don't care what Noone wants to see that.
 HenryVIII: Frogstate exam
 Uncle Phil: Fart as loud as your anus will allow.
 Nope: Be Fearless Kermit
 kornisjon: Frogse!
Image 230517   02-03-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
410
 
 FabricMan: Fun fact: He was friends with George Romero
 San DoDo: Not for long
Image 230516   02-03-18   Uploaded by    ethernet
Image 230515 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waffle iron. Your image was bad, waffle iron.
Score:
668
 
 Warrax: Why you otter check your boots for wildlife before putting them on.
 Mr. Shine: Otters are nice.
 karmakat: otter in a rain boot. so CUTE!
Image 230514   02-03-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
731
 
 Father Goose: @VeeKay - That one often gets me too. :-/
 tokyopig: When summoning gives you lemons, draw a web comic.
 BavidDowie: @mexican he's got some falling to do
 mexican: Lemon demon (trapezoid?).
 ping: [sings] You've got a sfriend in me...
 Ulillillia: @VeeKay Nice sfriend, my friend.
 VeeKay: Made me giggle!
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Try again then!
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Foiled again by ye olde not so friendly spaceship.
 VeeKay: Get a sfriend out of me.
Image 230513   02-03-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
77
 
 Wort Mumpus: STORAGE!
 VeeKay: Alexa, order pizza boxes
Image 230512   02-03-18   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
603
 
 VeeKay: Make up a fake name? Okay, I'll call him, uhh, Gunner.
Image 230511   02-03-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
609
 
 Big Baby: Spuds: Salad Days
 sparename: Eugene the Jeep
 ping: Who's a pretty puppy? You are. [Throws a RAD].
Image 230510   02-03-18   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
275
 
 caesar: it's hammered.
 DOW: voted rad for this @Peter Pantsless
 tokyopig: ball-peened it!
 Not A Bot: Vape off, please.
 bug: This is the jankiest IT department I've ever seen.
 VeeKay: When all you have is panel pins, everything looks like a panel.
 VoR: @Peter Pantsless not properly by a long way
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Why would you want to have sex with Pennywise though?
 sparename: Crucibroke
 Peter Pantsless: Nailed it
Image 230509   02-03-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
763
 
 VeeKay: When your kitten gets into your stash of atrophine.
 karmakat: aw...it's SO CUTE!
 VeeKay: Adorbs.
 ping: Please, sir, I want some more.
 sparename: Which Powerpuss Girl is this?
Image 230508   02-03-18   Uploaded by    amputator
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