Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.

253313  Zochrot: my wife was made in Brazil

253322  Zochrot: he ded

253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

Search comments:

These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. dangerkeith3000
2. Side Boob
3. Robespierre
4. Not A Bot
5. tib gubb
6. FireBreathingMarmot
7. Shay
8. a robot
9. WannaBee
10. Mr Bleak

The top ten most commented-on images today:

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253240 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Nancy has been hitting the sauce again :P

The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Bitcoin Burglar uploaded 253143 (1220 points)
shark uploaded 252908 (1116 points)
waynelord uploaded 252861 (1097 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 253109 (987 points)
horny horn uploaded 253191 (979 points)
trees uploaded 253099 (901 points)
sassysass uploaded 252993 (888 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 253209 (883 points)
Back Door Dan uploaded 252946 (860 points)
thrilhouse uploaded 253022 (857 points)
tears as lube uploaded 253031 (856 points)
lizzz uploaded 252859 (848 points)
fracking uploaded 252980 (843 points)
burritos uploaded 252922 (843 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 252962 (835 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 14342 points
 2. Side Boob: 6044 points
 3. Scoo: 5240 points
 4. WannaBee: 3377 points
 5. Coolguy: 3341 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2831 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 2577 points
 8. Back Door Dan: 2309 points
 9. burritos: 2271 points
10. Pingu IRL: 1828 points
11. Bitcoin Burglar: 1763 points
12. tess: 1708 points
13. 9mm: 1614 points
14. Cerberus: 1606 points
15. Vault Dweller: 1561 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.

These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.

Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page:

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 688
Registered users online in past hour: 2007

Average image score (last 24 hours): 385

Total number of comments: 1341113
Total number of images: 253333

To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)

The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2


Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 125431
XP needed for green ranking: 40268
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.




 Teechur: There. I licked all the spots off. Now you're mine.
Image 230465   02-03-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
 Peter Pantsless: So when he phoned home, did he use 1-800-COLLECT?
 Dresdenkeogh: The beer drinking scene would be way better if the little white kid began loudly decrying "jibba-jabba " as though possessed by the spirit of B.A. Baracus.
 Sandor: Think how many more chains he could wear when surprised.
 lizzz: Looks like the type who would have a hyena for an emotional support animal.
 VeeKay: I'm on a real short leash here, and I'm tired of your crazy rap!
 WTF: I pity the fool who doesn't 'phone home'.
 grizzly: Mystery Tea
Image 230464   02-03-18   Uploaded by    cishet
Image 230463 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by obboma. You have brought shame on us, obboma.
 carpwoman: Very nice.
 VeeKay: Mmmmm wavey
Image 230462   02-03-18   Uploaded by    queezy farm
 Science: @apoxia: Only one girl on stage at a time. Keeps tipping easier.
 apoxia: only one pole?
 WTF: When you really need the extra space and don't mind dieing for it.
 CoffeeAndCigs: Fallout 4 construction.
Image 230461   02-03-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
 Pegged Lamb: Daleks cracked the chameleon circuit, but they are still having power issues with it.
 Peter Pantsless: I've seen cones with fans on the bottom. Maybe that's what's going on here.
 fracking: *Electrified* wet floor!
Image 230460   02-03-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
 dragon horn: Ironically, in a grayscale photo
 VeeKay: Wow.
 Teechur: @WTF Society has come a long way, but there is still quite a bit of inertia on all sides.
 WTF: ...and to think, it's the 21st century and people still are racist idiots.
 drhenry: I radded it for the historical significance, not the concept portrayed.
Image 230459   02-03-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Springbok: Why do the titties look like balloons
 tokyopig: existence is just a paper thin piece of bologna sandwiched between two buns of infinite darkness. Also the bologna is like 90% capeshit.
 duckfarts: geez lady, learn some fire safety already
Image 230458   02-03-18   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
 Not A Bot: It was almost creepy until I realised there are a whole lotta floaty sticks where walls might be, then is became hella creepy.
 San DoDo: Dude, trim those talons!
 Unicorn: so that's what the fox says
 au bon pain: No fox, it's Hawk.
 Liar tuck: Hate hawks. They're annoying assholes.
 drhenry: Chaos reigns
Image 230457   02-03-18   Uploaded by    hanky
 Hokie333: That's one way to keep those damn kids off your lawn.
 bug: The instructions are as follows: "die"
 Prostata: might want to update that phone number. Nobody's known how to call "blackjack-1 2241" since the 60s
 Kaviri: Also, if you can read this you're going way too slow. In fact, don't bother calling; it's already too late.
 charlemagne: this poisoned lake wasn't here last time we passed through
Image 230456   02-03-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Page 1 ... 2284 2285 2286 2287 2288 2289 2290 ... 25333 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.