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253698  AFanOfSprite: When you set out to cause anarchy and chaos but instead make the world a better place.

253685  Yam: me rn

253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

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253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

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253573 Dr Awkward: @Springbok I teach college juniors, but she's a tiny gymnast

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

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 boozer: Nothing like a brief affair to break the monogamy.
 whcvgre78: Tbh, the menage is a decent wine for around twelve bucks
 tokyopig: Ok. Savage Garden is like the worst thing that ever happened ever. I can think of a half dozen terrible groups like them... Vertical Horizon, Live I guess... horrible bands but they sound amazing compared Savage Garden. Live actually has a song called "Shit town" and the chorus is "gotta live, gotta live, gotta live, in shit town," and that's still less annoying than Savage Garden. Cascada now owns that song as far as I'm concerned.
 FabricMan: Which one do you figure has the higher alcohol content?
 VeeKay: Monogomy = you get to drink the whole bottle.
Image 230455   02-03-18   Uploaded by    steve
 Side Boob: Rather live there than the 'Shades of Death' road that got posted earlier
 VoR: Better than a tatty ass
 Mr. Shine: Hershey Highway
Image 230454   02-03-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Kaviri: *Yodels incessantly*
 Teechur: Goosey Loosey! The sky is falling!
 antipatterns: we're all just weird apes trying to feel good
Image 230453   02-03-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
 duckfarts: move out of my house and into my heart
 VoR: Stop being crabby
Image 230452   02-03-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 VoR: 2 will dine. 1 will leave.
Image 230451   02-03-18   Uploaded by    camellia
 apoxia: @Not A Bot And has four kids.
 Albo Grungus: Meanwhile, somewhere out on Shades Of Death Road...
 tokyopig: @Not A Bot And david bowie is a corpse, what's your point?
 Not A Bot: Reminder: Trent Reznor is now 50 years old.
 antipatterns: Ned is about as annoying as anyone hardcore dancing
 VoR: Neds dead baby. Neds dead.
 Amy Housewine: Homer promptly calls for a circle pit.
Image 230450   02-03-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
 apoxia: @VoR Yeah I know, but Americans subdivide the garden into yard (the grass bit) and garden (the bit where plants grow) - at least I think that's what garden means over there. Maybe it only applies to vegetable gardens.
 VoR: @apoxia but gardens already have a name
 apoxia: Now there has to be a space for a white A4 piece of paper with instructions written in yellow pencil. Maybe ineffective?
 apoxia: @VoR It's what Americans call their garden.
 VoR: @Jabberwikket huh and i thought American did things big
 Jabberwikket: @VoR 0.9114 meter sale
 tokyopig: yare yare daze
 Teechur: Welcome to our Yale Sale. Our son is going to Yale and won't need this stuff anymore. What's his name, you ask? It's Yohnny Yohnson Yunior.
 antipatterns: YAHD friggin SALE is acceptable in New England
 charlemagne: @VoR about three feet
 VoR: Wtf is a yard?
 beep: LARD SALE!
Image 230449   02-03-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 killme: Bring out the gimp.
 bug: World's first comic con.
 addend: "...but sometimes I just use it as a drumstick."
 tokyopig: mfw on an island looking for a lost girl and all I find is a bunch of weirdos and a wicker man.
 copunter: they love us, don't they? they'll feed us, won't they??
 antipatterns: just as a helpful rule, if your joke costume includes real chains, it's not a joke costume
 VoR: Sex is weird
Image 230448   02-03-18   Uploaded by    alborland
 eumoria: @tokyopig Stormfront, eh? Pork off, fascist.
 tokyopig: He's smirking because he has friends who will back up his opinions if he makes a contentious statement in a public setting.
Image 230447   02-03-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
 tokyopig: Did Georgia O'Keeffe live long enough to experience a fruit roll up? I think Georgia O'Keeffe would have been a fan of the fruit roll up.
 Mr. Whiskers: Lucky pack of Tide Pods
 tib gubb: the prophecy!
Image 230446   02-03-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
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