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249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

249513  a robot: That's a cute foxdog

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1. Felicity
2. Yurishiro
3. tib gubb
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Side Boob
6. Telkwa
7. jochenau
8. Mr. Shine
9. Not A Bot
10. Teechur



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

wordjones uploaded 249148 (1560 points)
fanny uploaded 249146 (1041 points)
Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (957 points)
arctic fox uploaded 249377 (946 points)
Side Boob uploaded 249412 (942 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (917 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
Fuzzpot uploaded 249097 (857 points)
phailsauce uploaded 249107 (843 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 249020 (818 points)
depression uploaded 249098 (814 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249178 (811 points)
canada uploaded 249189 (805 points)
ineedhepl uploaded 249070 (798 points)
digabigpig uploaded 249249 (796 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 13162 points
 2. Side Boob: 7272 points
 3. barfolomew: 6537 points
 4. fanny: 4295 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 3885 points
 6. WannaBee: 3756 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 3536 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2757 points
 9. Warrax: 1990 points
10. aeroaero: 1859 points
11. Vanna: 1833 points
12. catheter: 1823 points
13. tina: 1811 points
14. wordjones: 1722 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
317
 
 Amy Housewine: @fanny I'm still on hold now.
 Warrax: I thought I was Satan's chosen one, but that goat at the petting zoo was just bitey.
 bug: Hello, yes, I'm trying to conjure up Satan, but keep getting a fat old guy in a red suit. ...Yes, I've already tried turning my cauldron off and then on again.
 funny in the wall: hail Satan!
 fanny: @Amy Housewine there are 6(6,6) callers ahead of you
 Amy Housewine: @barfolomew Their howls entrance me
 Side Boob: The Eye of Ra is a Stargateway drug
 barfolomew: @Amy Housewine if you get modem-sounding squealing, remember, that's just the screams of the damned.
 Amy Housewine: Calling it right now (on hold at the moment).
 barfolomew: And Jews I guess?
 madmax1: And followers of St. Peter.
Image 230164   02-01-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
960
 
 catheter: Capellan power kitten!
 Otterman: Low humidity day
 Amy Housewine: ELECTROPUSS
 Side Boob: Kitten fur is best fur!
Image 230163   02-01-18   Uploaded by    meh
Image 230162 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fishing. You have brought shame on us, fishing.
Score:
246
 
 champeen: I have a screenshot of a headline saved that says: Richard LeParmentier dead: Star Wars actor choked by Vader. It makes it sound like thats how he died
 Teechur: @Sage Probably playing with his light saber and making it turn red.
 Sage: Why was he banned, though?
 Teechur: David Prowse wasn't even ALIVE in 1896!
Image 230161   02-01-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
389
 
 kswat: @Felicity Oops, *North* Carolina
 Joetato: According to Google this is in South Carolina, but it looks super-familiar, like Ive seen it locally. Maybe its just the font
 Not A Bot: Well that's unfortunate, auto-naming ruined my reference :(
Image 230160   02-01-18   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
206
 
 PenguinBartender: I dunno...do they have candy?
Image 230159   02-01-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
453
 
 jochenau: It was okay until I saw it pushing out the other end, then I was like bleeeeeeegh no.
 carpwoman: Well, that'll wake you up.
 Dresdenkeogh: This is why photorealistic adaptations of the Simpson's must end
 zrj235: pour some tussin on it
 sparename: Jeez, before you take a photo you should trim your nails
 DrinkMixMan: When you cut corners on professional crucifixions
 bug: That's not how you're supposed to do that.
 Warrax: Holy shrimp this scampi happening.
 Urn BooUrn: ouch.
 karmakat: HOLLY SHIT!
 fumbduck: Stop doing that.
 Sprinkles: Junior is amazed.
 Chinese Buffet: Nailed it!
Image 230158   02-01-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Image 230157 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by m o l e m a n. We'll pray for you, m o l e m a n.
Score:
527
 
 Mr Bleak: Keith Moon reenactment society meeting.
 Zukero: No diving. Shallow water.
 raditzu: Like a glove.
 zrj235: florida.jpg
 Teechur: Oh, just put it in 4wd and drive it right out.
 Side Boob: Who's the U-Boat commander?
 karmakat: FUCKING HELP! what a crappy way to ruin a great looking car...
 elmstreet: "Car Wash" - I loved this movie.
 redrex: Join the car pool!
Image 230156   02-01-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
561
 
 Not A Bot: The Elder Ones are above morality, above petty mortal concerns. They are subtle, but forever.
 Side Boob: All dogs go to heaven. 15/10 Would play with in the afterlife
 WetWilly: Radded & greated.
 fumbduck: This is Wilma (1999-2011). She was a good dog.
Image 230155   02-01-18   Uploaded by    fumbduck
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