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233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

233016  zrj235: IA FTAHGN

232939  Hokie333: @apoxia "Rest assured: Lentigo is not a form of cancer. Lentigo is, in fact, completely harmless, like human freckles, and no medical treatment is necessary for the condition." thespruce.com/…

233019  GoGo Robotto: "I used to float with them, but now they don't like me anymore" :(

233020  sparename: Who's that with I.R.Bassoon?

233016  barfolomew: Knees weak, arms heavy/dog spaghetti

232968  Korrok: Korrok approves.

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232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.



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 Amy Housewine: @fanny I'm still on hold now.
 Warrax: I thought I was Satan's chosen one, but that goat at the petting zoo was just bitey.
 bug: Hello, yes, I'm trying to conjure up Satan, but keep getting a fat old guy in a red suit. ...Yes, I've already tried turning my cauldron off and then on again.
 funny in the wall: hail Satan!
 fanny: @Amy Housewine there are 6(6,6) callers ahead of you
 Amy Housewine: @barfolomew Their howls entrance me
 Side Boob: The Eye of Ra is a Stargateway drug
 barfolomew: @Amy Housewine if you get modem-sounding squealing, remember, that's just the screams of the damned.
 Amy Housewine: Calling it right now (on hold at the moment).
 barfolomew: And Jews I guess?
 glenalec: And followers of St. Peter.
Image 230164   02-01-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
924
 
 Felicity: Capellan power kitten!
 Otterman: Low humidity day
 Amy Housewine: ELECTROPUSS
 Side Boob: Kitten fur is best fur!
Image 230163   02-01-18   Uploaded by    meh
Image 230162 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fishing. We'll pray for you, fishing.
Score:
246
 
 Felicity: I have a screenshot of a headline saved that says: Richard LeParmentier dead: Star Wars actor choked by Vader. It makes it sound like thats how he died
 Teechur: @Sage Probably playing with his light saber and making it turn red.
 Sage: Why was he banned, though?
 Teechur: David Prowse wasn't even ALIVE in 1896!
Image 230161   02-01-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
389
 
 Felicity: @Felicity Oops, *North* Carolina
 Felicity: According to Google this is in South Carolina, but it looks super-familiar, like Ive seen it locally. Maybe its just the font
 Not A Bot: Well that's unfortunate, auto-naming ruined my reference :(
Image 230160   02-01-18   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
206
 
 PenguinBartender: I dunno...do they have candy?
Image 230159   02-01-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
453
 
 jochenau: It was okay until I saw it pushing out the other end, then I was like bleeeeeeegh no.
 carpwoman: Well, that'll wake you up.
 Dresdenkeogh: This is why photorealistic adaptations of the Simpson's must end
 zrj235: pour some tussin on it
 sparename: Jeez, before you take a photo you should trim your nails
 DrinkMixMan: When you cut corners on professional crucifixions
 bug: That's not how you're supposed to do that.
 Warrax: Holy shrimp this scampi happening.
 Urn BooUrn: ouch.
 karmakat: HOLLY SHIT!
 fumbduck: Stop doing that.
 Robespierre: Junior is amazed.
 glenalec: Nailed it!
Image 230158   02-01-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Image 230157 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by m o l e m a n. We'll pray for you, m o l e m a n.
Score:
527
 
 Mr Bleak: Keith Moon reenactment society meeting.
 Zukero: No diving. Shallow water.
 raditzu: Like a glove.
 zrj235: florida.jpg
 Teechur: Oh, just put it in 4wd and drive it right out.
 Side Boob: Who's the U-Boat commander?
 karmakat: FUCKING HELP! what a crappy way to ruin a great looking car...
 Robespierre: "Car Wash" - I loved this movie.
 glenalec: Join the car pool!
Image 230156   02-01-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
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 Not A Bot: The Elder Ones are above morality, above petty mortal concerns. They are subtle, but forever.
 Side Boob: All dogs go to heaven. 15/10 Would play with in the afterlife
 Robespierre: Radded & greated.
 fumbduck: This is Wilma (1999-2011). She was a good dog.
Image 230155   02-01-18   Uploaded by    fumbduck
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