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233021  zrj235: aisle 5: meat and meat accessories.

233004  Teechur: @Nope And I defend your right to keep that anthrax paperweight.

233022  Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder

233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

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 kornisjon: That's a good name. I might steal it.
Image 229994   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
354
 
 Wooden Spoon: American mainstream beer section?
 antipatterns: I don't usually drink flavored water, but when I do, it's beer.
 funny in the wall: i am technically flavored water
 glenalec: Not just any flavor - flavored with the waste excreta of a fungus!
Image 229993   01-31-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
880
 
 Mr. Whiskers: He got off easy
 VeeKay: State of the Nation
 Ulillillia: The Adventures of Congressman Gianforte
 skillet: Firm, but fair.
 Mr. Shine: Hell yeah. You tell 'em, Tom Swift!
 dobbiesdoogs: i'll allow it
Image 229992   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
486
 
 Felicity: These are the men who can read tiny text on friendly spaceship
 E. HONDA: it's always a good idea to go back in time, kill lots of creatures, and basically disrupt as much of the timeline as you can
 Wooden Spoon: Hurtling back in time? Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants!
 Robespierre: Where's my ant - HE'll protect us! And kids, don't forget to bring firearms with you next time you hurtle backward in time.
 Ulillillia: Our great escape from the planet of the ant men
 Mr. Shine: "Lemme get my BIG boots."
Image 229991   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
665
 
 chemical: this is my fetish
 Wooden Spoon: Foxy ladies by the pool
 Robespierre: #SummerlinLife
Image 229990   01-31-18   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
56
 
 trelyate: dam bronies
 Spazstatic: Them glutes though.
 Not A Bot: Do It Now! Kill Me, I'm Here, Do It!
 kornisjon: I appreciate the warning.
Image 229989   01-31-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
422
 
 sparename: Penny just hears Hajib-Hijabber
 VeeKay: Wait, is this NOT the queue for Field of Dreams?
 square44: I found them. Now what?
Image 229988   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
281
 
 Felicity: The thing was in the process of becoming a dog when we killed it
Image 229987   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
327
 
 VeeKay: When furniture designers attack
 Wooden Spoon: Auditioning to replace Angus Young in AC/DC?
 glenalec: @glenalec - I have considered moving to Cooma as I prefer the cold, but while it is colder in the winter there, in the summer it is just as hot as everywhere else in Australia!
 glenalec: @jochenau - oh, and those aren't particularly short by Australian standards!
 glenalec: @jochenau - in the summer it is a necessity.
 jochenau: @glenalec They have school uniforms with frighteningly tiny shorts in Australia?
 Minnesotan: @Robespierre: he kept em in the second drawer
 glenalec: @Robespierre - even money this is from Australia, where High School Certificate finals coincide with the start of stupidly hot summers.
 Matricii: @Robespierre Official ACME Disappearing Pants?
 Robespierre: I dig the dresser ... but what happened to the rest of his pants?
Image 229986   01-31-18   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
396
 
 BavidDowie: Just coo it.
 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia So you're telling me I can't wear a pigeon as a hat?!
 Ulillillia: It took way too long for me to realize that wasn't a hat with a Nike swoosh on the brim.
 Robespierre: Birb stone cold chillin'
 glenalec: Just do it.
Image 229985   01-31-18   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
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