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269167  Side Boob: I wish to play with the small angry dog.

269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269146  Aspirin: Sure, lets stuff it into the Gulf of Mexico, that thing is mostly junk now anyhow, itll be real nice.

269154  Warrax: That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked.

269175  aeroaero: I feel fine. I think Ill go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy.

269163  wolfpk: NO! NO! Just HELL NO!!!

269163  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

269164  Warrax: Give me the book back, child. We both know you can't read.

269165  Warrax: FORGET THE ALAIMO REMBER PERL HORBER

269175  ChubbyBuddy: the inside is where the delicious organs are

269165  Minnesotan: my an idiot?

269158  Not A Bot: I suspect this to be an elaboate ruse to gain street cred on YouTube.

269162  Knice: That username!

269165  ignatz: Shitoflopped.

269071  Passive: God is watching you touch yourself

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1. Shay
2. VeeKay
3. tib gubb
4. Not A Bot
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Side Boob
7. MrBoffo
8. Teechur
9. Mr Bleak
10. Air Biscuit



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!



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NanananananananaCATMAN uploaded 268940 (764 points)
John Blender uploaded 269002 (762 points)
Pickle Dick uploaded 268994 (742 points)
sassysass uploaded 268889 (727 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 268811 (717 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
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Micro Jackson uploaded 269093 (692 points)


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 3. Shay: 2180 points
 4. VeeKay: 2155 points
 5. ChubbyBuddy: 1989 points
 6. beyardo: 1834 points
 7. Zaxxoff: 1821 points
 8. Murm Gungus: 1783 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
10. MrBoffo: 1640 points
11. poetrysucks: 1599 points
12. blablabla: 1464 points
13. glowstick: 1449 points
14. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
15. wolfskin: 1440 points
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Score:
1178
 
 antipatterns: The closest I can come is growing a beard and wearing 2 coats. Bravo, sir.
 Side Boob: 99 percent floof, 1% catte
 thrilhouse: @Peter Pantsless Aye; 'tis a floofer alright.
 Peter Pantsless: None. None more floofy.
Image 229790   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
617
 
 Lumb Blombus: The first driving instructor I had would come and pick me up and her car would smell weird. I didnt know what it was. Then a year or so later I was in my friends car and wed eaten McDonalds and my friend farted and it smelled exactly like my driving instructors car. I realised then that she must have eaten McDonalds and farted right before teaching her lessons
 Dr Awkward: Fake news.
 trelyate: I knew it!
 Mr. Butt: Don't kink shame.
 Prostata: The worst part is that this is a scratch-n-sniff book
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: And it stinks
Image 229789   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
820
 
 kornisjon: @fanny An R sprinkled in, in a strategic location would perfect it.
 jazzjunkie: I'm still trying to perfect such a pose with my macaw. Problem is, he's constantly distracted by the camera.
 VeeKay: All hail etc
 fanny: i don't think a username/upload combo could be more accurate
Image 229788   01-30-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
455
 
 lionstrong: @antipatterns - this CareBear has gone vigilante.
 ping: @antipatterns That's what the 'Care' Bears want you to think.
 antipatterns: This makes no sense. The Care Bears are moral. Pooh is basically a common criminal. It should be the other way around. Although, Smokey is like, Paladin-class when it comes to cartoon bears and their relative morality.
 Mr. Shine: "I just Pooh'ed"
 jazzjunkie: Oh bother.
 funny in the wall: intensive care bear
 fidelcastro: Choo-Choo-Choose Me - of ELSE!
 Off Topic: @Sage Don't let the Mandela effect fool you.
 Sage: @Off Topic Stein.
 Off Topic: The Berenstain Bears put him up to it.
Image 229787   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
447
 
 antipatterns: @jazzjunkie I'm pretty sure it's because Brazilian mad scientists in the 1950s bred African bees with European bees to create a SUPERBEE that could survive the warmer, wetter climates of Brazil. Long story short these SUPERBEES escaped and have been creeping north into Texas and all over SA and basically terrorizing everything
 jazzjunkie: @Dr Awkward Why can't we have more bees from Norway instead of sh*tholized killer bees -- I'm sure some killer bees are nice bees.
 Dr Awkward: Those are not European Honey bees. Something something Trump immigration policy
 barfolomew: @jochenau Bees?
 jochenau: beeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Image 229786   01-30-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
1058
 
 kornisjon: It's really nice that they brought it back, even without a "please".
 jazzjunkie: You see something left out on the curb by the trash cans, you tend to make certain assumptions.
 minimum max: Credit where its due.
 EndlessVanity: NOW BRING ME A NICE SHRUBBERY
Image 229785   01-30-18   Uploaded by    cenecia
Score:
213
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: mind games the movie is badass. also jay t dawgzone is the only voice on dating i will listen too.
Image 229784   01-30-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
411
 
 Pikachu: It's my faux-morality that I regret.
 VeeKay: Not a comment
 highdra: Raymond Burr
 barfolomew: I'm quite fond of mine.
 Amy Housewine: NOT A REPRINT
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I dont
Image 229783   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
234
 
 ping: @Mr. Shine That carb high of eating more than you require can help mood a lot in the short term. The trouble is that the short term solution becomes part of the long term problem. We humans aren't always deeply logical creatures.
 my wheelhouse: @Mr. Shine Depression + adding ten pounds per year, every year since age 11
 carpwoman: Sweet Jesus Christ on a cracker.
 Ulillillia: VIP at tonight's State of the Union
 dangerkeith3000: BIG DICK
 Mr. Shine: I'm a heavy guy, but I can't even understand how a person gets that freaking fat. I'm stumped.
 namename: Notice hes holding it carefully though
 Science: @Peter Pantsless: Damn it, you beat me to it.
 Peter Pantsless: MAC-10? More like 10 Big Macs, amirite?
 wolfpk: Quick, RUN.... you don't know what that is!? Ok, that should have been obvious
 Prostata: 'murka!
 hosehorse: 5 minutes ago, I pooped this
 Amy Housewine: Banana for scale (he ate it).
 tib gubb: ready for the apocalypse - cheap smg and enough fat to live for 3 years
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Proud Sponsor of Wii fit
 Chile Quornwrap: Myuzi weighs a ton
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Proud Sponsor of Wii fit
 beefbeef: Commando gunsmith won't even fit in the fitting room.
Image 229782   01-30-18   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
401
 
 hot hot dog: @Yam hahah!!!
 Jabberwikket: They're all good doogs... doods... Oggs
 Eleftheros: @Yam I could only find 'doggo'.
 antipatterns: do they have to be in a straight line?
 kornisjon: Easy. Top right corner.
 Dr Awkward: Gogg Doog Good
 Micro Jackson: So much goo...........
 Yam: @Amy Housewine the best part is, its not just dog, its doggo
 VoR: Think out the box
 Amy Housewine: @Yam You are the greatest amongst us.
 flommmm: DOOD!
 mom: @Yam I will look this up now... be damned if you fool me!!
 Yam: Row 3, column 8 to Row 5 column 10
 barfolomew: @ignatz nuh uh, found it!
 Extreme Locorito: He's a G O O D D O D? ...whatever, close enough
 avemaria: There is no dog..
Image 229781   01-30-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
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