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262841  Felicity: Other side of the block from Beaver Liquors

262842  Felicity: Was this badded because there was a volcano recently IRL?

262881  Sage: I don't get it.

262870  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.

262844  Felicity: @addend Stage left or camera left?

262846  Felicity: This kitten's favourite member of Kiss is Paul

262836  Annoying Vegan : My dog has that same bowl.

262859  Felicity: I need to find a new way of looking at life. As it stands currently I am scared and depressed all of the time

262861  Felicity: Modest prices

262866  Felicity: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel

262878  ChubbyBuddy: both are beautiful imo

262867  Felicity: Rad for gloves

262868  Felicity: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava

262869  Felicity: Where are the giant people holding it up?

262870  Felicity: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body

262871  Felicity: Don't punch down, Louis

262873  Felicity: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times

262878  Felicity: Boobswap?

262866  a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this

262870  a sedated moose: @Fiveninety Preach it!

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

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262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

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Score:
383
 
 addend: No posting peach or eggplant emoji, kid.
 Not A Bot: Who's a good boy? That's right I'm the good boy!!
 VeeKay: No floating hand there. Good going bruh!
 Greifer: she looks pregnant! better send a vagina and butt pic to your doctor or whoever
 big butt bum: Money for nothing and chicks for free
 ASTER: Oof.
 WTF: Lady, you can do better!
Image 229628   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
548
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Go to the trouble of commissioning tailored gloves, or go to the trouble of shopping for mild-weather mittens?
 Starky15: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die
 Yam: @Dr Awkward oh yeah. This store specialized in the hard to fit, and an older clientele to boot. The number of times someone asked for an ivory-pearl pump with a 1-3/4 heel, 4A but with a 6A heel, andt to fit an orthotic... and you actually satisfied all those criteria, but its just a bit too yellowish! (Or some nonsense)
 Dr Awkward: @Yam Ahh, I worked at a running shoe store, so we didn't have dress shoes. Amazingly, I still had people would would describe a shoe that was perfect for their description, but they left the store because it was the wrong shade of blue.
 White Rice: @Darmstadtium TWO middle fingers! If both hands are like this, they can simultaneously give 4 birds at a time.
 Yam: @Dr Awkward oh, yeah, we had lots of brands and models that would fit her. But if she was in there looking for a pointed pump, and you didnt have one that fit, discrimination.
 Dr Awkward: @Yam Lots of brands these days have a wide enough toe-box to handle a 6th toe. Altras, for instance, would be perfect.
 Darmstadtium: No middle finger...
 grid: Swap that pinkie out for a second opposable thumb and we'll talk.
 Mr. Shine: ANOTHER FUN FACT: MLB pitcher Antonio Alfonseca stands 6ft 5 inches tall, and has an extra finger on each hand, and an extra toe on each foot. Coincidence?
 flatluigi: MOAR FERNGERZ
 Mr. Shine: They were a cannibal tribe, and claimed to be descendants of Nephilim. Later in King David's military career, another 8ft tall man with extra fingers showed up during a battle and tried to kill him face-to-face. I figure it was a brother or cousin who was there to get revenge.
 Yam: I worked at a shoe store who had a regular customer with 6 toes on each foot. She would complain it was discrimination when we didnt have a shoe that fit her in a style she liked.
 Mr. Shine: Fun fact: Goliath of "David & Goliath" fame was a member of the tribe of Anakim, "children of Anak" they regularly grew between 7-9 feet tall, had quint- and sextuplets, and had an extra finger on each hand, and an extra toe on each foot. 1/2
 jonz: High-6!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Gonna be the musician that few can copy
Image 229627   01-29-18   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
419
 
 Teechur: I am Sir Pantsalot, collector of sun rays, protector of cars.
Image 229626   01-29-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
653
 
 dangerkeith3000: Shake-kkake
 Shay: Sorry lady, DirecTV already got their walking into glass doors scene for their latest ad.
 Dr Awkward: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Yeah, I'm not amused by those viral videos of that chick who dramatically falls in public places (often making a mess) for social media likes.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Yeah, that was a clever idea for a photo haha...now clean it up. No fuck that Mark! Im staying late cause some twat wanted some likes on Facebook! I got band band practice at 6 and the bus leaves in 10! Im out man, IM OUT!
 barfolomew: She seems mildly perturbed by this.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Who shut the door to the yard?"
Image 229625   01-29-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
749
 
 Teechur: And it's only 4:10....
 Shay: The horror....the horror....
 FabricMan: "Where the hell do you find this porn?!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I think they laced the nip, dude. I can fucking taste the door opening!
 donhomero: "That alley ... at NIGHT ... ... brrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I think they laced the nip, dude. I can fucking taste the door opening!
 Side Boob: I'm telling you Bob, I've seen shit you wouldn't believe!
Image 229624   01-29-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
361
 
 Amy Housewine: Mouth-money was always the most disgusting, when I worked in a shop. I do understand the situation of not having enough hands when you're trying to carry numerous things. But still.
 barfolomew: Except for Steve. Steve will take your bra money, he doesn't seem to mind for some reason...
 Scoo: Excuse me, I believe my sweaty boob-money says very clearly "LEGAL TENDER FOR ALL DEBTS, PUBIC AND PRIVATE"
Image 229623   01-29-18   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
245
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Hi, I'm Tre. Tre Buchet.
 Ulillillia: oh my I can't wait to click that red button
 barfolomew: Eh. This is the meme equivalent of one of those windshield stick families where the family is being eaten by zombies.
 fumbduck: I found this funny - for some reason.
Image 229622   01-29-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
525
 
 Python77: Middle car is "Baby" from Supernatural. That car has been through hell and back.
 carpwoman: HEY! That's Grumpy's in Roseville, MN. Dang I knew that looked familiar. I've been there.
 carpwoman: Is that a Grumpy's?
 Wooden Spoon: What is the middle car from?
 AlexDeLarge: @Shay couldn't find it. Dig through all the ditches and burned through all the witches, too.
 Dr Awkward: I don't care how awesome your car is, park between the lines, assholes.
 Shay: What? No Dragula?
Image 229621   01-29-18   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
539
 
 duckybox: Anyone up for a midnight dip?
 Peter Pantsless: another night at @luxuslurch's place
Image 229620   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
373
 
 Mr Bleak: I refuse to put two asses in my morning coffee. Nope. Nope. Nope.
 Pegged Lamb: Sugar would taste better
 Warrax: Godspeed.
 Greifer: good for you
 DarkTeddy: This is the suck my ass girl all grown up
 Prostata: "I gave up cropping photos so i could focus solely on collecting bad-votes"
 Scoo: Sweet, sweet ass
 Side Boob: Priorities
 Ulillillia: You shouldn't have given up cropping.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: No nope hell no
Image 229619   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Gonzo
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