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249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

249161  Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.

249168  Robespierre: Dude on the right's got a horrible rug. But it's another time, another place ... hopefully.

249162  Dresdenkeogh: I asked you for a crack latte. This is amazing work but I really would like my cocaine derivative right freaking now please.

249167  Christina: It has been days since it started happening: #247349.

249169  Dresdenkeogh: The logic is sound

249170  Dresdenkeogh: What art, thou art, oh water otters

249170  Christina: Motherly love.

249171  Christina: Ice floats because is less dense than water.

249140  Christina: @a sedated moose OK, fine. There is no need to yell at me.

249168  Side Boob: How do they go to the bathroom with all that gold on?

168156  Felicity: Youve seen our next performer on Mike Douglas, Merv Griffin, and Art Linkletters House Party. Please welcome Mesmerino, the hip hypnotist

168157  Felicity: Firefox is the least bad, but it still crashes about a dozen times a week

168165  Felicity: Report from the future: I have watched this show and while I wanted to like it, it was somewhat disappointing

249168  ThoughtlessGentleman: damn they turn't they suits up to eleven.

249167  Hyphae: Same

249177  ignatz: Come back Luxuslurch, all is forgiven..

249152  Passive: I, too, learned to read at a California elementary school

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248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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Score:
383
 
 addend: No posting peach or eggplant emoji, kid.
 Not A Bot: Who's a good boy? That's right I'm the good boy!!
 VeeKay: No floating hand there. Good going bruh!
 Greifer: she looks pregnant! better send a vagina and butt pic to your doctor or whoever
 Felicity: Money for nothing and chicks for free
 ASTER: Oof.
 WTF: Lady, you can do better!
Image 229628   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
548
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Go to the trouble of commissioning tailored gloves, or go to the trouble of shopping for mild-weather mittens?
 Starky15: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die
 Yam: @Dr Awkward oh yeah. This store specialized in the hard to fit, and an older clientele to boot. The number of times someone asked for an ivory-pearl pump with a 1-3/4 heel, 4A but with a 6A heel, andt to fit an orthotic... and you actually satisfied all those criteria, but its just a bit too yellowish! (Or some nonsense)
 Dr Awkward: @Yam Ahh, I worked at a running shoe store, so we didn't have dress shoes. Amazingly, I still had people would would describe a shoe that was perfect for their description, but they left the store because it was the wrong shade of blue.
 White Rice: @Darmstadtium TWO middle fingers! If both hands are like this, they can simultaneously give 4 birds at a time.
 Yam: @Dr Awkward oh, yeah, we had lots of brands and models that would fit her. But if she was in there looking for a pointed pump, and you didnt have one that fit, discrimination.
 Dr Awkward: @Yam Lots of brands these days have a wide enough toe-box to handle a 6th toe. Altras, for instance, would be perfect.
 Darmstadtium: No middle finger...
 glenalec: Swap that pinkie out for a second opposable thumb and we'll talk.
 Mr. Shine: ANOTHER FUN FACT: MLB pitcher Antonio Alfonseca stands 6ft 5 inches tall, and has an extra finger on each hand, and an extra toe on each foot. Coincidence?
 Yurishiro: MOAR FERNGERZ
 Mr. Shine: They were a cannibal tribe, and claimed to be descendants of Nephilim. Later in King David's military career, another 8ft tall man with extra fingers showed up during a battle and tried to kill him face-to-face. I figure it was a brother or cousin who was there to get revenge.
 Yam: I worked at a shoe store who had a regular customer with 6 toes on each foot. She would complain it was discrimination when we didnt have a shoe that fit her in a style she liked.
 Mr. Shine: Fun fact: Goliath of "David & Goliath" fame was a member of the tribe of Anakim, "children of Anak" they regularly grew between 7-9 feet tall, had quint- and sextuplets, and had an extra finger on each hand, and an extra toe on each foot. 1/2
 glenalec: High-6!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Gonna be the musician that few can copy
Image 229627   01-29-18   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
419
 
 Teechur: I am Sir Pantsalot, collector of sun rays, protector of cars.
Image 229626   01-29-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
653
 
 dangerkeith3000: Shake-kkake
 Shay: Sorry lady, DirecTV already got their walking into glass doors scene for their latest ad.
 Dr Awkward: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Yeah, I'm not amused by those viral videos of that chick who dramatically falls in public places (often making a mess) for social media likes.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Yeah, that was a clever idea for a photo haha...now clean it up. No fuck that Mark! Im staying late cause some twat wanted some likes on Facebook! I got band band practice at 6 and the bus leaves in 10! Im out man, IM OUT!
 barfolomew: She seems mildly perturbed by this.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Who shut the door to the yard?"
Image 229625   01-29-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
749
 
 Teechur: And it's only 4:10....
 Shay: The horror....the horror....
 FabricMan: "Where the hell do you find this porn?!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I think they laced the nip, dude. I can fucking taste the door opening!
 donhomero: "That alley ... at NIGHT ... ... brrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I think they laced the nip, dude. I can fucking taste the door opening!
 Side Boob: I'm telling you Bob, I've seen shit you wouldn't believe!
Image 229624   01-29-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
361
 
 Amy Housewine: Mouth-money was always the most disgusting, when I worked in a shop. I do understand the situation of not having enough hands when you're trying to carry numerous things. But still.
 barfolomew: Except for Steve. Steve will take your bra money, he doesn't seem to mind for some reason...
 Scoo: Excuse me, I believe my sweaty boob-money says very clearly "LEGAL TENDER FOR ALL DEBTS, PUBIC AND PRIVATE"
Image 229623   01-29-18   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
245
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Hi, I'm Tre. Tre Buchet.
 Ulillillia: oh my I can't wait to click that red button
 barfolomew: Eh. This is the meme equivalent of one of those windshield stick families where the family is being eaten by zombies.
 fumbduck: I found this funny - for some reason.
Image 229622   01-29-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
525
 
 Python77: Middle car is "Baby" from Supernatural. That car has been through hell and back.
 carpwoman: HEY! That's Grumpy's in Roseville, MN. Dang I knew that looked familiar. I've been there.
 carpwoman: Is that a Grumpy's?
 Wooden Spoon: What is the middle car from?
 AlexDeLarge: @Shay couldn't find it. Dig through all the ditches and burned through all the witches, too.
 Dr Awkward: I don't care how awesome your car is, park between the lines, assholes.
 Shay: What? No Dragula?
Image 229621   01-29-18   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
539
 
 glenalec: Anyone up for a midnight dip?
 Peter Pantsless: another night at @luxuslurch's place
Image 229620   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
373
 
 Mr Bleak: I refuse to put two asses in my morning coffee. Nope. Nope. Nope.
 Felicity: Sugar would taste better
 Warrax: Godspeed.
 Greifer: good for you
 DarkTeddy: This is the suck my ass girl all grown up
 Prostata: "I gave up cropping photos so i could focus solely on collecting bad-votes"
 Scoo: Sweet, sweet ass
 Side Boob: Priorities
 Ulillillia: You shouldn't have given up cropping.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: No nope hell no
Image 229619   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Gonzo
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