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234032  charlemagne: it puts the lotion back on the holder or it cleans the soap scum again

233904  redmonkey3: Why the Bad votes / hate storm ? Also: looks tasty.

234051  ignatz: Your Captcha has escaped..

234036  barfolomew: Pair this up with the cone crust pizza, and you have a very Cronenberg porno.

234041  Sadbot: That would be a pretty funny movie, though

234026  FabricMan: When you're making breakfast, but you're still high from the night before

233913  VoR: @depression not much really. Hey, I got some rads..

234033  FabricMan: American? Is it American?

234037  FabricMan: "Tom Sawyer" playing in background

233978  Robespierre: @KyleisBobDole Kansasan?

233912  redmonkey3: @addend - no such thing any more @ electronic voting machines

233978  KyleisBobDole: Kyle Robert Dole

233344  Mr Bleak: @Beef Supreme Arming Chihuahuas with hand weapons is probably a sign as well.

233353  Mr Bleak: Nudity detected.

234010  Aufziehvogel: There's a big "T" on the wall, is it part of the word we're looking for?

233362  Mr Bleak: @when so 120lb of poop is going to take you a while! I don't weigh my poop, but I'm just guessing three things. 1) it's going to take me months. 2) My wife will start complaining very early in teh process. 3) The neighbours are going to call the police around the start of the second month.

234038  Sadbot: I'm down if it's stuffed with hummus...because I also am almost always full of hummus

234019  Aufziehvogel: The wine does go well with the ch- eh, person!

234038  barfolomew: I'm beginning to suspect Yum Brands just hates food.

234050  CoffeeAndCigs: Now remember, walk without rhythm, and we won't attract the worm...

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233930 brian greene: i would

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233922 Felicity: *(shlorp)*

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233978 Robespierre: @KyleisBobDole Kansasan?

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

233941 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - most excellent twist, i thought!



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Score:
383
 
 addend: No posting peach or eggplant emoji, kid.
 Not A Bot: Who's a good boy? That's right I'm the good boy!!
 VeeKay: No floating hand there. Good going bruh!
 Greifer: she looks pregnant! better send a vagina and butt pic to your doctor or whoever
 Felicity: Money for nothing and chicks for free
 ASTER: Oof.
 WTF: Lady, you can do better!
Image 229628   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
548
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Go to the trouble of commissioning tailored gloves, or go to the trouble of shopping for mild-weather mittens?
 Starky15: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die
 Yam: @Dr Awkward oh yeah. This store specialized in the hard to fit, and an older clientele to boot. The number of times someone asked for an ivory-pearl pump with a 1-3/4 heel, 4A but with a 6A heel, andt to fit an orthotic... and you actually satisfied all those criteria, but its just a bit too yellowish! (Or some nonsense)
 Dr Awkward: @Yam Ahh, I worked at a running shoe store, so we didn't have dress shoes. Amazingly, I still had people would would describe a shoe that was perfect for their description, but they left the store because it was the wrong shade of blue.
 White Rice: @Darmstadtium TWO middle fingers! If both hands are like this, they can simultaneously give 4 birds at a time.
 Yam: @Dr Awkward oh, yeah, we had lots of brands and models that would fit her. But if she was in there looking for a pointed pump, and you didnt have one that fit, discrimination.
 Dr Awkward: @Yam Lots of brands these days have a wide enough toe-box to handle a 6th toe. Altras, for instance, would be perfect.
 Darmstadtium: No middle finger...
 glenalec: Swap that pinkie out for a second opposable thumb and we'll talk.
 Mr. Shine: ANOTHER FUN FACT: MLB pitcher Antonio Alfonseca stands 6ft 5 inches tall, and has an extra finger on each hand, and an extra toe on each foot. Coincidence?
 Yurishiro: MOAR FERNGERZ
 Mr. Shine: They were a cannibal tribe, and claimed to be descendants of Nephilim. Later in King David's military career, another 8ft tall man with extra fingers showed up during a battle and tried to kill him face-to-face. I figure it was a brother or cousin who was there to get revenge.
 Yam: I worked at a shoe store who had a regular customer with 6 toes on each foot. She would complain it was discrimination when we didnt have a shoe that fit her in a style she liked.
 Mr. Shine: Fun fact: Goliath of "David & Goliath" fame was a member of the tribe of Anakim, "children of Anak" they regularly grew between 7-9 feet tall, had quint- and sextuplets, and had an extra finger on each hand, and an extra toe on each foot. 1/2
 glenalec: High-6!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Gonna be the musician that few can copy
Image 229627   01-29-18   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
419
 
 Teechur: I am Sir Pantsalot, collector of sun rays, protector of cars.
Image 229626   01-29-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
653
 
 dangerkeith3000: Shake-kkake
 Shay: Sorry lady, DirecTV already got their walking into glass doors scene for their latest ad.
 Dr Awkward: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Yeah, I'm not amused by those viral videos of that chick who dramatically falls in public places (often making a mess) for social media likes.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Yeah, that was a clever idea for a photo haha...now clean it up. No fuck that Mark! Im staying late cause some twat wanted some likes on Facebook! I got band band practice at 6 and the bus leaves in 10! Im out man, IM OUT!
 barfolomew: She seems mildly perturbed by this.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Who shut the door to the yard?"
Image 229625   01-29-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
749
 
 Teechur: And it's only 4:10....
 Shay: The horror....the horror....
 FabricMan: "Where the hell do you find this porn?!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I think they laced the nip, dude. I can fucking taste the door opening!
 Robespierre: "That alley ... at NIGHT ... ... brrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I think they laced the nip, dude. I can fucking taste the door opening!
 Side Boob: I'm telling you Bob, I've seen shit you wouldn't believe!
Image 229624   01-29-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
361
 
 Amy Housewine: Mouth-money was always the most disgusting, when I worked in a shop. I do understand the situation of not having enough hands when you're trying to carry numerous things. But still.
 barfolomew: Except for Steve. Steve will take your bra money, he doesn't seem to mind for some reason...
 Scoo: Excuse me, I believe my sweaty boob-money says very clearly "LEGAL TENDER FOR ALL DEBTS, PUBIC AND PRIVATE"
Image 229623   01-29-18   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
245
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Hi, I'm Tre. Tre Buchet.
 Ulillillia: oh my I can't wait to click that red button
 barfolomew: Eh. This is the meme equivalent of one of those windshield stick families where the family is being eaten by zombies.
 fumbduck: I found this funny - for some reason.
Image 229622   01-29-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
525
 
 Python77: Middle car is "Baby" from Supernatural. That car has been through hell and back.
 carpwoman: HEY! That's Grumpy's in Roseville, MN. Dang I knew that looked familiar. I've been there.
 carpwoman: Is that a Grumpy's?
 Wooden Spoon: What is the middle car from?
 AlexDeLarge: @Shay couldn't find it. Dig through all the ditches and burned through all the witches, too.
 Dr Awkward: I don't care how awesome your car is, park between the lines, assholes.
 Shay: What? No Dragula?
Image 229621   01-29-18   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
539
 
 glenalec: Anyone up for a midnight dip?
 Peter Pantsless: another night at @luxuslurch's place
Image 229620   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
373
 
 Mr Bleak: I refuse to put two asses in my morning coffee. Nope. Nope. Nope.
 Felicity: Sugar would taste better
 Warrax: Godspeed.
 Greifer: good for you
 DarkTeddy: This is the suck my ass girl all grown up
 Prostata: "I gave up cropping photos so i could focus solely on collecting bad-votes"
 Scoo: Sweet, sweet ass
 Side Boob: Priorities
 Ulillillia: You shouldn't have given up cropping.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: No nope hell no
Image 229619   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Gonzo
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