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262981  Yam: "Ok you can rub them, just don't hurt my family"

262998  hajjpodge: The defiance of North Korea.

262995  grizzly: Angry duckling

262998  WannaBee: So what are you going to do Apple?

262992  Knice: Elvira hastened the onset of my puberty by a good three years.

262929  Eleftheros: @Spazstatic TOS, Samurai Champloo, Mr Robot, Venture Bros. Rinse, wash, repeat.

262962  jochenau: Sad if true.

262996  WannaBee: Is that Blubberbutt Uptoscratch?

262979  jochenau: Would a buttload of solar panels heat or cool the planet? It seems like it should cause cooling because some of the heat from sunlight would be converted to electricity/work instead, but maybe that's too simple.

262995  Robespierre: Prince Charmless feteing event.

262984  Mr. Butt: @jochenau It's a burger place. Ten Guy Burgers.

262940  Dr Awkward: @a robot yep!

262984  Robespierre: ... as does Poopridge Fen.

262995  Mr. Butt: RAD for Bubber Ducky.

262996  Mr. Butt: I love Dr. Synthesizer.

262962  Robespierre: Wurds ... (eyes glaze over, drool spills from corner of mouth)

262992  Shay: Hey man, those are real!

262963  Robespierre: Somewhere West of Laramie there's a bronco-busting, steer roping dog who knows what Im talking about.

262995  Shay: No wonder Orson Wells was such a bully in Citizen Kane.

262984  jochenau: 10 guy?

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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

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 sparename: Ouch potato
 Ronick: Whos ready to play hot potato
 Matricii: Unfortunately, a potato would just burn off all it's carbon and shrivel... This is metal. Nice try. E for effort, F for idea
 Warrax: Hurry up and eat it before it cools off. Don't take any chances, just shove the whole thing in your mouth at once.
 PenguinBartender: That's a kiln dude. Potatoes not supposed to go in there.
 tib gubb: the fuck? every oven has a timer on it.
 Side Boob: Twitter is poison. Also, this is fake.
 WTF: Almost as molten as a McDonald's Apple Pie.
 barfolomew: Honestly, I'm not the best cook, but how the FUCK did you screw up so badly.
Image 229584   01-29-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
947
 
 Teechur: Rad for plaid, albeit mixed.
 Matricii: He's prolly a support animal. His owner has minor foot pain and he helps with that.
 Not A Bot: That is a lot of butter.
 funny in the wall: @grizzly ham sandwich
 tib gubb: i wonder if it's good at math...
 grizzly: ratatouille
 ping: The hamster version of Pacific Rim.
 twenty4: Your pocket is full of shit btw.
 Warrax: I have a gerbil in my pocket, and he's happy to see you.
 wooden boy: Go for the eyes, Boo!
 ineedhepl: this is the human's control room
Image 229583   01-29-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
155
 
 Hokie333: Leonard Part 7: Beyond Thunderdome
 Matricii: Just no...
 Ulillillia: RUDY OOOO!
 grizzly: RU FI OOOO!
 grizzly: RU FI OOOO!
 PenguinBartender: "Have a little bubbly, and a puddin' pop, and when you are starting to feel sleepy, just let me know and we'll go take a nap!"
Image 229582   01-29-18   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
104
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Mmmmmm I dont know whats happening here but Im gonna go ahead and say no thanks.
Image 229581   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Image 229580 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mike Michael. Boo, Mike Michael.
Score:
239
 
 Dr Awkward: I'd definitely wear a "It's an awkward thing (you wouldn't understand)"
 Matricii: @Dr Awkward Pretty sure I like whiskey, potatoes and pizza... The end.
 Ulillillia: MAGA slogan replacement
 Murm Gungus: Lemme guess ... Charlottesville, ... or maybe LYNCHburg.
 tib gubb: "what are you talking about? my name is white! Man, this shirt was a bad idea."
 Dr Awkward: There's a website for that stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
 PenguinBartender: "I'll take 'passive-aggressive measures I can take that will promote violence' for $200, Alex."
Image 229579   01-29-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
306
 
 TurkeyVulture: I was on the north Grove trail just yesterday. The trees were mighty big.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: That tree isnt recently fell down. Still pretty impressive that after a century of getting mutilated, she still stood her ground.
 claphands: how man literally fucks nature.
 barfolomew: Come visit America's Largest Metaphor!
 Ulillillia: This kills the tree
Image 229578   01-29-18   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
329
 
 kornisjon: What's so funny?!
 Vivian: ROFL
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I dont know it for a fact I just know that there is still beer left in all of those cans.
 tib gubb: watch out. we've got a billy badass over here.
 Backhand: very python..
Image 229577   01-29-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
397
 
 zrj235: MFW all life on earth merges into one giant perfect organism during the great singularity.
 zrj235: @Side Boob with a sword
 Albo Grungus: @Teechur The answer is simple. 15 seconds of global notariety, if they're extremely lucky. And look; it sorta worked. But a waste? Absolutely, and pitifully.
 Teechur: I question why someone would do that. It's not the greatest food, but it's still food and would have filled the bellies of many homeless people.
 Mad Collager: @Side Boob You could use a blowtorch. Then you'd get some of the Spaghettios nice and crisp.
 Mern Trulbo: @Side Boob My guess is ... hacksaw.
 Side Boob: @GoGo Robotto I want to know who opens a can that way? HOW do you open a can that way?
 trumpet: this is the spaceship. Red circle always bad. BUT GREEN CIRCLE!
 Warrax: @barfolomew @GoGo Robotto Its important to know that these are name brand spagettios and not some cheap knockoff shit. Really elevates the stunt.
 barfolomew: @GoGo Robotto it is so befuddling that I had to double-check it wasn't just a stray wire or something.
 thecraftywolf: this is now on my bucket list
 Mextreme Enchirito: Green circle, what are you trying to show me?
 Tiny Butt: This Psycho remake looks dubious.
 Sandor: Uh-oh
Image 229576   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
693
 
 Matricii: @barfolomew You mean in the next town over?
 barfolomew: Ssh. I hear a can being opened. Next door.
 Prostata: he'll grow into those ears. *yikes*
Image 229575   01-29-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
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