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233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

233016  zrj235: IA FTAHGN

232939  Hokie333: @apoxia "Rest assured: Lentigo is not a form of cancer. Lentigo is, in fact, completely harmless, like human freckles, and no medical treatment is necessary for the condition." thespruce.com/…

233019  GoGo Robotto: "I used to float with them, but now they don't like me anymore" :(

233020  sparename: Who's that with I.R.Bassoon?

233016  barfolomew: Knees weak, arms heavy/dog spaghetti

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232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

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232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

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 sparename: Ouch potato
 Ronick: Whos ready to play hot potato
 Matricii: Unfortunately, a potato would just burn off all it's carbon and shrivel... This is metal. Nice try. E for effort, F for idea
 Warrax: Hurry up and eat it before it cools off. Don't take any chances, just shove the whole thing in your mouth at once.
 PenguinBartender: That's a kiln dude. Potatoes not supposed to go in there.
 tib gubb: the fuck? every oven has a timer on it.
 Side Boob: Twitter is poison. Also, this is fake.
 WTF: Almost as molten as a McDonald's Apple Pie.
 barfolomew: Honestly, I'm not the best cook, but how the FUCK did you screw up so badly.
Image 229584   01-29-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
921
 
 Teechur: Rad for plaid, albeit mixed.
 Matricii: He's prolly a support animal. His owner has minor foot pain and he helps with that.
 Not A Bot: That is a lot of butter.
 funny in the wall: @grizzly ham sandwich
 tib gubb: i wonder if it's good at math...
 grizzly: ratatouille
 ping: The hamster version of Pacific Rim.
 Yurishiro: Your pocket is full of shit btw.
 Warrax: I have a gerbil in my pocket, and he's happy to see you.
 wooden boy: Go for the eyes, Boo!
 ineedhepl: this is the human's control room
Image 229583   01-29-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
155
 
 Hokie333: Leonard Part 7: Beyond Thunderdome
 Matricii: Just no...
 Ulillillia: RUDY OOOO!
 grizzly: RU FI OOOO!
 grizzly: RU FI OOOO!
 PenguinBartender: "Have a little bubbly, and a puddin' pop, and when you are starting to feel sleepy, just let me know and we'll go take a nap!"
Image 229582   01-29-18   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
104
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Mmmmmm I dont know whats happening here but Im gonna go ahead and say no thanks.
Image 229581   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Image 229580 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mike Michael. You have brought shame on us, Mike Michael.
Score:
239
 
 Dr Awkward: I'd definitely wear a "It's an awkward thing (you wouldn't understand)"
 Matricii: @Dr Awkward Pretty sure I like whiskey, potatoes and pizza... The end.
 Ulillillia: MAGA slogan replacement
 Robespierre: Lemme guess ... Charlottesville, ... or maybe LYNCHburg.
 tib gubb: "what are you talking about? my name is white! Man, this shirt was a bad idea."
 Dr Awkward: There's a website for that stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
 PenguinBartender: "I'll take 'passive-aggressive measures I can take that will promote violence' for $200, Alex."
Image 229579   01-29-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
306
 
 TurkeyVulture: I was on the north Grove trail just yesterday. The trees were mighty big.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: That tree isnt recently fell down. Still pretty impressive that after a century of getting mutilated, she still stood her ground.
 Yurishiro: how man literally fucks nature.
 barfolomew: Come visit America's Largest Metaphor!
 Ulillillia: This kills the tree
Image 229578   01-29-18   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
302
 
 kornisjon: What's so funny?!
 glenalec: ROFL
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I dont know it for a fact I just know that there is still beer left in all of those cans.
 tib gubb: watch out. we've got a billy badass over here.
 ignatz: very python..
Image 229577   01-29-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
397
 
 zrj235: MFW all life on earth merges into one giant perfect organism during the great singularity.
 zrj235: @Side Boob with a sword
 Robespierre: @Teechur The answer is simple. 15 seconds of global notariety, if they're extremely lucky. And look; it sorta worked. But a waste? Absolutely, and pitifully.
 Teechur: I question why someone would do that. It's not the greatest food, but it's still food and would have filled the bellies of many homeless people.
 Mad Collager: @Side Boob You could use a blowtorch. Then you'd get some of the Spaghettios nice and crisp.
 Robespierre: @Side Boob My guess is ... hacksaw.
 Side Boob: @GoGo Robotto I want to know who opens a can that way? HOW do you open a can that way?
 Yurishiro: this is the spaceship. Red circle always bad. BUT GREEN CIRCLE!
 Warrax: @barfolomew @GoGo Robotto Its important to know that these are name brand spagettios and not some cheap knockoff shit. Really elevates the stunt.
 barfolomew: @GoGo Robotto it is so befuddling that I had to double-check it wasn't just a stray wire or something.
 thecraftywolf: this is now on my bucket list
 GoGo Robotto: Green circle, what are you trying to show me?
 Robespierre: This Psycho remake looks dubious.
 Sandor: Uh-oh
Image 229576   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
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 Matricii: @barfolomew You mean in the next town over?
 barfolomew: Ssh. I hear a can being opened. Next door.
 Prostata: he'll grow into those ears. *yikes*
Image 229575   01-29-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
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