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248906  Robespierre: @Science Vegas is Ground Zero for dicks. But I'm trying to figure out what Goodsprings has to do with this BS - only thing there is a pseudo-biker bar.

248935  E. HONDA: this shag carpeting is out of control

248937  Science: @Side Boob: Magic helmet?

248881  Science: @Felicity: In 90's sci-fi, it was pretty much understood that the Brits would pretty much take over the world. That's why you get those iconic scenes in things like Blade Runner where Deckard is going through Brit-Cit, and they have all of those holographic billboards for "Bangers and Mash" and "Heinz Beanz." Turns out that sci-fi was wrong on that call.

248937  Side Boob: @Science MY SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET!

248950  Christina: Beauty of North Korea.

248965  E. HONDA: this image is not only words, the whitespace also illustrates the color of their piss

248917  Robespierre: That Karl Kradle looks komfy

248853  KnowLifer: @Mr. Shine @Dr Awkward I wasn't expecting that my comment would lead to this. I simply hate the way it looks on people. What does it represent or what meaning does it have to them is another thing to judge

248920  Robespierre: @Felicity Bumbershootville. Motto: "Acres Of Clams"

248972  Yurishiro: The Secretary of Defense was baffled when he received the President's orders.

248719  Air Biscuit: I'm still laughing to myself about this a day or two (dunno howmuch time has elapsed) later without even seeing it. Jolly good show.

248966  sparename: And now, with the advances in Biro cheapness and the fact that I hardly actually write anything anymore, the only use I can find for liquid ink is showing up cracks in printed circuit boards or metal castings

248923  Robespierre: Heavy rotation

248896  Science: @raditzu: It's a special courier service called "Se-mail."

248974  Yurishiro: All I can say about this is... Boner tails freak me out.

248975  Yurishiro: @nothing

248959  Christina: Feels good, man.

248906  Science: Awesome joke, Aidan. Too bad this person was almost murdered by a psychopath and has now had her entire life turned upside down. Dick.

248978  Yurishiro: BUT CAN YOU GUESS WHO OF THESE IS HIS DATE?

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248843 tib gubb: that's the temporal paradox episode

248809 Air Biscuit: The Oreader is busted?what if i pay using a currency other than Os?

248839 piranharama: Steering Wheel is Not Responding

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248731 Felicity: Where you go to lick the daily slimer

248923 Robespierre: Heavy rotation

248853 KnowLifer: @Mr. Shine @Dr Awkward I wasn't expecting that my comment would lead to this. I simply hate the way it looks on people. What does it represent or what meaning does it have to them is another thing to judge

248841 brian greene: from which part of the english language did you get the word "surplexed" ????

248870 Jaunty Shrimp: Dont make me kermy...you won't like me when I'm kermy

248935 Mad Collager: @Robespierre Sir, please help me up the stairs. Oh yes! Oh Yes!!



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 Felicity: @Robespierre Were pro-social weirdoes!
 Teechur: @Robespierre I would totally buy those! My wife goes through lemons like nobody's business! She drinks lemon water all day long. She bought a sodaStream and carbonates it now, too!
 chemical: Thank you, @fanny; she is indeed, and even after 30 years of marriage I feel lost when I wake up without her beside me. BTW, thanks to your comment she no longer believes that the Friendly Spaceship is populated by nothing but antisocial weirdos - let's keep up that illusion, Aggronauts!
 Felicity: Lemons are cool because theyre one of the few forms of sourness that doesnt seem dirty and wrong to me
 Mr. Butt: Has anyone else ever seen "the lemon stealing wh.ore" video? Shit's weird.
 fanny: @Robespierre ahh me me!! i love lemons! when i was pregnant i peeled them and ate them like oranges :) ps your wife looks like a sweetheart :)
 zrj235: I eat lemons like normal people eat apples. Goes great with shitty beer. fuck yah lemons. what else u got, life?
 Aufziehvogel: Take this, sucker!
 catsanddogs: @Himesama Absolutely - T works at the friendly neighborhood psychiatric hospital, and it's all nurses and docs who are buying them.
 Himesama: @Robespierre Nice! From skincare to remedies I use lemons for everything.
 MylesX: @jochenau No, man. Sell them. Three for a buck. The people she works with have been buying them like crazy.
 jochenau: @Robespierre When wife gives you wemons...make wemonade?
 tears as lube: @Greifer Sure ... whatever you want to call them.
 Greifer: BA na na?
 redrex: The wife, harvesting - who wants lemons?
Image 229447   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
411
 
 Felicity: The lettering and inking style says Jack Kirby, but the art isnt up to his standard
 UnknownSample: I got the need for the weed.
 Sadbot: Weed smoke is downright refreshing compared to cigar stank, I'm with this guy
 antipatterns: Usually the talking comes after
 zrj235: me too dude
 Black Jesus: (I think that disembodied hand on the right belongs to my boss - sure talks like him)
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: If you think about it, folks should just call their smoke circles A Jeff Session. Thatll get his goat.
 WTF: He smoked the marijuana cigarette.
 Social Vegan: Welcome to Today's Las Vegas, bub.
Image 229446   01-28-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
391
 
 Felicity: @zrj235 Normally in the animal kingdom sustained eye contact is a challenge. Maybe she wants to have a poo contest
 glenalec: @Side Boob - I imagine during-pooping was a probably a particularly dangerous time for early humans to be ambushed by predators.
 zrj235: she also has a paper towel that she guards. just a random scrap of paper on the floor. she won't let me pick it up. it's been there for weeks. just to put it in perspective.
 zrj235: my cat guards me when i poop. it's annoying sorta. because she won't break eye contact. then i learned that she was doing so out of loyalty. it doesn't make it any less annoying.
 Side Boob: Keeping you safe!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: just making sure youre doing okay friend.
Image 229445   01-28-18   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
378
 
 Felicity: Ninja Massage!
 Hokie333: I'm crwushing your head! crush-crush!
 zrj235: FREE CHOKER NECKLACES
 Amy Housewine: Git 'im!
 Shay: Nancy? Is that you?
Image 229444   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
550
 
 Mr Bleak: @Nope It's giving you a hard time?
 Spazstatic: I think that ones gone bad.
 a robot: Can I just get the booze without the added judgemental bottle genie please?
 zrj235: @Nope there are lots of jokes here, but I can't interpret them because no one put text on this picture.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Drinking usually leads to booty vapors.
 Nope: There is a erectile dysfunction joke here somewhere but its just not popping up.
Image 229443   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
161
 
 Felicity: Protein pudding sounds like a euphemism
 Hokie333: Nothing sets the bar quite like the phrase 'Functional Food'. "welp, it beats starving."
 Not A Bot: biting the hand that feeds you
 zrj235: AND ALSO MY BARE BELLS
 zrj235: RAD CIRCLE GETS BAD SQUARE
 minigoat: I sorta like/ love most things made frome the "It's Bearable" brand. Im so/so about their logo..."you could try it"
 Amy Housewine: Protin Pudding.
 glenalec: Barebells is my female-alter-ego's stripper name.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Good thing they didnt change an e to an a then.
 sad face: Proper editing is a lost art.
 Nope: The extra E is for energy
Image 229442   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
475
 
 zrj235: why does this picture make the invader zim theme song pop into my head?
 Warrax: Hey good lookin'
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Keepers Creepers, whered ya get them peepers?
 xylophone: Winkin', blinkin' ... and odd.
Image 229441   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
423
 
 zrj235: to tell if a pie is done just stick your finger in it.
 minigoat: No offense to carts
 minigoat: Ha thats *charts
 minigoat: Yeah, carts are cool...but pie Is GREAT. (thats but spelled with one 't' spank you very much)
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: The pumpkin has turned.
 Ihminen: geez grandma i'll get to it no need to pressure me
Image 229440   01-28-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
303
 
 zrj235: @Shay that place looks like they have good food.
 Shay: You haven't lived until you eat at a Mexican diner.
Image 229439   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
546
 
 zrj235: @minigoat You could. Should you? Depends on the children. And the clothes pins. Really it goes on a case-by-case basis.
 minigoat: You couldnt do that with todays clothes pins...or children
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: 1950s smart phone.
 hajjpodge: Literally hung out to dry.
Image 229438   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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