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233475  SpaceCow: Daddy Warbucks about to lose Annie number seventeen.

233519  KyleisBobDole: He whooped Batman's ass. Rock over London. Rock on Chicago.

233507  Zukero: @Peter Pantsless In dB scale, it does. +13dB is a pretty strong gain. I would fear distortions at this level.

233521  charlemagne: @SpaceCow oi! sometimes it's simply congealed blood or offal

233505  DrNinjaman: CLEANING WOMAN!

233505  DrNinjaman: CLEANING WOMAN!

233505  DrNinjaman: CLEANING WOMAN!

233365  mrwiffler: @Defiance I should have said electrical discharges. I've always had difficulty with electrical theory and I thought maybe these images might help me but no, they didn't.

233509  SpaceCow: Son of Howie Mandel and his dog Bobby.

233515  SpaceCow: Planet of the Chickens vs Planet of the Apes.

233509  DrNinjaman: That's one way to avoid STDs

233521  SpaceCow: Of course if it's English, there's also meat in your pudding.

233517  DrNinjaman: #233369 left the faucet on

233507  PenguinBartender: @tib gubb *headsplode*

233512  Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 Well, Yoda rode Luke pretty hard there, too.

233520  Shay: Stand still laddie.

233509  karmakat: sure can't blame de dog there...

233513  Teechur: This Jurassic Park reboot is weird.

233511  karmakat: YAH PERVERT WEIRDO!

233520  DrNinjaman: Needs a reindeer nose & antlers

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233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233302 tib gubb: what is this, a meme for a... right. carry on.

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233418 Kaviri: *his

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

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 Felicity: @Robespierre Were pro-social weirdoes!
 Teechur: @Robespierre I would totally buy those! My wife goes through lemons like nobody's business! She drinks lemon water all day long. She bought a sodaStream and carbonates it now, too!
 Robespierre: Thank you, @fanny; she is indeed, and even after 30 years of marriage I feel lost when I wake up without her beside me. BTW, thanks to your comment she no longer believes that the Friendly Spaceship is populated by nothing but antisocial weirdos - let's keep up that illusion, Aggronauts!
 Felicity: Lemons are cool because theyre one of the few forms of sourness that doesnt seem dirty and wrong to me
 Mr. Butt: Has anyone else ever seen "the lemon stealing wh.ore" video? Shit's weird.
 fanny: @Robespierre ahh me me!! i love lemons! when i was pregnant i peeled them and ate them like oranges :) ps your wife looks like a sweetheart :)
 zrj235: I eat lemons like normal people eat apples. Goes great with shitty beer. fuck yah lemons. what else u got, life?
 Aufziehvogel: Take this, sucker!
 Robespierre: @Himesama Absolutely - T works at the friendly neighborhood psychiatric hospital, and it's all nurses and docs who are buying them.
 Himesama: @Robespierre Nice! From skincare to remedies I use lemons for everything.
 Robespierre: @jochenau No, man. Sell them. Three for a buck. The people she works with have been buying them like crazy.
 jochenau: @Robespierre When wife gives you wemons...make wemonade?
 Robespierre: @Greifer Sure ... whatever you want to call them.
 Greifer: BA na na?
 Robespierre: The wife, harvesting - who wants lemons?
Image 229447   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Felicity: The lettering and inking style says Jack Kirby, but the art isnt up to his standard
 UnknownSample: I got the need for the weed.
 Sadbot: Weed smoke is downright refreshing compared to cigar stank, I'm with this guy
 antipatterns: Usually the talking comes after
 zrj235: me too dude
 Robespierre: (I think that disembodied hand on the right belongs to my boss - sure talks like him)
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: If you think about it, folks should just call their smoke circles A Jeff Session. Thatll get his goat.
 WTF: He smoked the marijuana cigarette.
 Robespierre: Welcome to Today's Las Vegas, bub.
Image 229446   01-28-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Felicity: @zrj235 Normally in the animal kingdom sustained eye contact is a challenge. Maybe she wants to have a poo contest
 glenalec: @Side Boob - I imagine during-pooping was a probably a particularly dangerous time for early humans to be ambushed by predators.
 zrj235: she also has a paper towel that she guards. just a random scrap of paper on the floor. she won't let me pick it up. it's been there for weeks. just to put it in perspective.
 zrj235: my cat guards me when i poop. it's annoying sorta. because she won't break eye contact. then i learned that she was doing so out of loyalty. it doesn't make it any less annoying.
 Side Boob: Keeping you safe!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: just making sure youre doing okay friend.
Image 229445   01-28-18   Uploaded by    toaster
 Felicity: Ninja Massage!
 Hokie333: I'm crwushing your head! crush-crush!
 Amy Housewine: Git 'im!
 Shay: Nancy? Is that you?
Image 229444   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Mr Bleak: @Nope It's giving you a hard time?
 Spazstatic: I think that ones gone bad.
 a robot: Can I just get the booze without the added judgemental bottle genie please?
 zrj235: @Nope there are lots of jokes here, but I can't interpret them because no one put text on this picture.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Drinking usually leads to booty vapors.
 Nope: There is a erectile dysfunction joke here somewhere but its just not popping up.
Image 229443   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Felicity: Protein pudding sounds like a euphemism
 Hokie333: Nothing sets the bar quite like the phrase 'Functional Food'. "welp, it beats starving."
 Not A Bot: biting the hand that feeds you
 minigoat: I sorta like/ love most things made frome the "It's Bearable" brand. Im so/so about their logo..."you could try it"
 Amy Housewine: Protin Pudding.
 glenalec: Barebells is my female-alter-ego's stripper name.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Good thing they didnt change an e to an a then.
 Robespierre: Proper editing is a lost art.
 Nope: The extra E is for energy
Image 229442   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
 zrj235: why does this picture make the invader zim theme song pop into my head?
 Warrax: Hey good lookin'
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Keepers Creepers, whered ya get them peepers?
 Robespierre: Winkin', blinkin' ... and odd.
Image 229441   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 zrj235: to tell if a pie is done just stick your finger in it.
 minigoat: No offense to carts
 minigoat: Ha thats *charts
 minigoat: Yeah, carts are cool...but pie Is GREAT. (thats but spelled with one 't' spank you very much)
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: The pumpkin has turned.
 Ihminen: geez grandma i'll get to it no need to pressure me
Image 229440   01-28-18   Uploaded by    communist
 zrj235: @Shay that place looks like they have good food.
 Shay: You haven't lived until you eat at a Mexican diner.
Image 229439   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 zrj235: @minigoat You could. Should you? Depends on the children. And the clothes pins. Really it goes on a case-by-case basis.
 minigoat: You couldnt do that with todays clothes pins...or children
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: 1950s smart phone.
 hajjpodge: Literally hung out to dry.
Image 229438   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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