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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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 Colty Brumb: @Robespierre Were pro-social weirdoes!
 Teechur: @Robespierre I would totally buy those! My wife goes through lemons like nobody's business! She drinks lemon water all day long. She bought a sodaStream and carbonates it now, too!
 chemical: Thank you, @fanny; she is indeed, and even after 30 years of marriage I feel lost when I wake up without her beside me. BTW, thanks to your comment she no longer believes that the Friendly Spaceship is populated by nothing but antisocial weirdos - let's keep up that illusion, Aggronauts!
 HairyNips: Lemons are cool because theyre one of the few forms of sourness that doesnt seem dirty and wrong to me
 Mr. Butt: Has anyone else ever seen "the lemon stealing wh.ore" video? Shit's weird.
 fanny: @Robespierre ahh me me!! i love lemons! when i was pregnant i peeled them and ate them like oranges :) ps your wife looks like a sweetheart :)
 zrj235: I eat lemons like normal people eat apples. Goes great with shitty beer. fuck yah lemons. what else u got, life?
 Aufziehvogel: Take this, sucker!
 catsanddogs: @Himesama Absolutely - T works at the friendly neighborhood psychiatric hospital, and it's all nurses and docs who are buying them.
 Himesama: @Robespierre Nice! From skincare to remedies I use lemons for everything.
 MylesX: @jochenau No, man. Sell them. Three for a buck. The people she works with have been buying them like crazy.
 jochenau: @Robespierre When wife gives you wemons...make wemonade?
 tears as lube: @Greifer Sure ... whatever you want to call them.
 Greifer: BA na na?
 redrex: The wife, harvesting - who wants lemons?
Image 229447   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
411
 
 bromide: The lettering and inking style says Jack Kirby, but the art isnt up to his standard
 UnknownSample: I got the need for the weed.
 Sadbot: Weed smoke is downright refreshing compared to cigar stank, I'm with this guy
 antipatterns: Usually the talking comes after
 zrj235: me too dude
 Black Jesus: (I think that disembodied hand on the right belongs to my boss - sure talks like him)
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: If you think about it, folks should just call their smoke circles A Jeff Session. Thatll get his goat.
 WTF: He smoked the marijuana cigarette.
 Social Vegan: Welcome to Today's Las Vegas, bub.
Image 229446   01-28-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
391
 
 Chaplin: @zrj235 Normally in the animal kingdom sustained eye contact is a challenge. Maybe she wants to have a poo contest
 bad tony: @Side Boob - I imagine during-pooping was a probably a particularly dangerous time for early humans to be ambushed by predators.
 zrj235: she also has a paper towel that she guards. just a random scrap of paper on the floor. she won't let me pick it up. it's been there for weeks. just to put it in perspective.
 zrj235: my cat guards me when i poop. it's annoying sorta. because she won't break eye contact. then i learned that she was doing so out of loyalty. it doesn't make it any less annoying.
 Side Boob: Keeping you safe!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: just making sure youre doing okay friend.
Image 229445   01-28-18   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
378
 
 RimLickinGood: Ninja Massage!
 Hokie333: I'm crwushing your head! crush-crush!
 zrj235: FREE CHOKER NECKLACES
 Amy Housewine: Git 'im!
 Shay: Nancy? Is that you?
Image 229444   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
550
 
 Mr Bleak: @Nope It's giving you a hard time?
 Spazstatic: I think that ones gone bad.
 a robot: Can I just get the booze without the added judgemental bottle genie please?
 zrj235: @Nope there are lots of jokes here, but I can't interpret them because no one put text on this picture.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Drinking usually leads to booty vapors.
 Nope: There is a erectile dysfunction joke here somewhere but its just not popping up.
Image 229443   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
161
 
 MylesX: Protein pudding sounds like a euphemism
 Hokie333: Nothing sets the bar quite like the phrase 'Functional Food'. "welp, it beats starving."
 Not A Bot: biting the hand that feeds you
 zrj235: AND ALSO MY BARE BELLS
 zrj235: RAD CIRCLE GETS BAD SQUARE
 minigoat: I sorta like/ love most things made frome the "It's Bearable" brand. Im so/so about their logo..."you could try it"
 Amy Housewine: Protin Pudding.
 agentpaint: Barebells is my female-alter-ego's stripper name.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Good thing they didnt change an e to an a then.
 sad face: Proper editing is a lost art.
 Nope: The extra E is for energy
Image 229442   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
475
 
 zrj235: why does this picture make the invader zim theme song pop into my head?
 Warrax: Hey good lookin'
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Keepers Creepers, whered ya get them peepers?
 xylophone: Winkin', blinkin' ... and odd.
Image 229441   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
423
 
 zrj235: to tell if a pie is done just stick your finger in it.
 minigoat: No offense to carts
 minigoat: Ha thats *charts
 minigoat: Yeah, carts are cool...but pie Is GREAT. (thats but spelled with one 't' spank you very much)
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: The pumpkin has turned.
 Ihminen: geez grandma i'll get to it no need to pressure me
Image 229440   01-28-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
303
 
 zrj235: @Shay that place looks like they have good food.
 Shay: You haven't lived until you eat at a Mexican diner.
Image 229439   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
546
 
 zrj235: @minigoat You could. Should you? Depends on the children. And the clothes pins. Really it goes on a case-by-case basis.
 minigoat: You couldnt do that with todays clothes pins...or children
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: 1950s smart phone.
 hajjpodge: Literally hung out to dry.
Image 229438   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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