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249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

249513  a robot: That's a cute foxdog

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?



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Score:
312
 
 VeeKay: Good old Mr Dead guy on the train.
 Frank herbert: @SimonSaysGarfunkel - Ironically, this guy is presently dreaming he is in public with all his clothes on.
 WTF: You had me with your underarm Zima.
 BaconCake: @fanny Oh, I realized that; hence the capitalization.
 fanny: @Robespierre lol yes, but i was talking about that dirtbag from Jersey Shore Situation
 Mr. Shine: I take it the date didn't go well.
 Sauce Packets: @fanny Some sorta Situation, anyway.
 fanny: is that The Situation?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Ive had this dream before.
 barfolomew: And they say romance is dead.
Image 229413   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
927
 
 tib gubb: that's what you call marriage material
 Yurishiro: @Side Boob cuz bewbs
 140bpm: She looks like she might have pulled that sign out of some anime dimensional space pocket
 VeeKay: I wouldn't fight her.
 Korrok: I'm a rebel. That's why I give huge wads of my money to big faceless multicorps who - demonstrably - don't care if I die horribly!
 WTF: Cancer Collection Area
 Warrax: Checkmate, pigs.
 Side Boob: I find everything about this oddly exciting.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: This I wholeheartedly endorse.
 barfolomew: Addiction is hilarious, especially when it interferes with daily life!
Image 229412   01-28-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
238
 
 Yam: Cute furbies
Image 229411   01-28-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
521
 
 Not A Bot: I will take one can from that last shelf now. and no cans from anywhere ever again!
 Scoo: Little full, lotta sap
Image 229410   01-28-18   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
526
 
 dorian: @Felicity - running in hard shoes I can at least work out, but WHAT THE HELL is that thing that drops? A marble? A glass eye? Something nothing like those that nevertheless sounds like them? Infuriating I tell you! Maddening!!
 whiplash: @glenalec And people running back and forth in wooden clogs
 Rocky XLVII: Every - and I do mean EVERY - non-top-floor apartment I have lived in has included the periodic sound of a glass marble falling on a hard surface.
 tib gubb: slam dunk contest in the living room!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @grizzly yeah. It turns out that was a very effective way to drain a can. Maybe not the cleanliest but who cares when youre 27 and broke.
 grizzly: @SimonSaysGarfunkel was there any tuna left in the can when you were done?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: One time I wanted to open a can of tuna but I didnt have a can opener and money just wasnt there to go get a cheap can opener. Eventually settled on a hammer and a flat head screw driver. Took about 30 minutes but hopefully my neighbors downstairs knew how much the effort was worth. Nothing.
 barfolomew: True love right there.
 Spazstatic: Same thing we do every night: try to take over the world!
 Bagels: A good productive day
 Korrok: There's nothing about this I don't like.
Image 229409   01-28-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
398
 
 Ulillillia: electrhorn
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Now thats being positi...wait...but that would....but that doesnt...
 Yam: So salty
 Mr. Whiskers: Typical Chlorine...just wishing it was Chloride and relying on Sodium to magically make it happen
 Peter Pantsless: Same
Image 229408   01-28-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
251
 
 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre Nicer than usual, though.
 grizzly: It's all dicks!
 Alaskan: This Comella panel is weird.
Image 229407   01-28-18   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
461
 
 Side Boob: "I just want to die!"
 Starky15: Remember to square your shoulders, Jerry
 Yam: Look at me!
 trelyate: timely
Image 229406   01-28-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
575
 
 Yurishiro: @Yam What kitty? I just see a blanket!
 Yam: I dont have much to say. I just like this kitty.
 Spazstatic: I too have a dark grey cat and a dark grey blanket that are basically identical shades. Poor guy has been sat on more times than the other two cats combined.
Image 229405   01-28-18   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
688
 
 Jolly Well: New thing I only recently learned: Johnny Carson was an investor in the DeLorean, and also drove one
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Maybe hes just a fan of Scotts?
 Bagels: The most loved of all shitty cars
 fanny: one pulled up to me at a stop light last summer and i lost my shit. i bet they get that a lot.
Image 229404   01-28-18   Uploaded by    genius
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