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233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

233016  zrj235: IA FTAHGN

232939  Hokie333: @apoxia "Rest assured: Lentigo is not a form of cancer. Lentigo is, in fact, completely harmless, like human freckles, and no medical treatment is necessary for the condition." thespruce.com/…

233019  GoGo Robotto: "I used to float with them, but now they don't like me anymore" :(

233020  sparename: Who's that with I.R.Bassoon?

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232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.



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Score:
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 VeeKay: Good old Mr Dead guy on the train.
 glenalec: @SimonSaysGarfunkel - Ironically, this guy is presently dreaming he is in public with all his clothes on.
 WTF: You had me with your underarm Zima.
 Robespierre: @fanny Oh, I realized that; hence the capitalization.
 fanny: @Robespierre lol yes, but i was talking about that dirtbag from Jersey Shore Situation
 Mr. Shine: I take it the date didn't go well.
 Robespierre: @fanny Some sorta Situation, anyway.
 fanny: is that The Situation?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Ive had this dream before.
 barfolomew: And they say romance is dead.
Image 229413   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
900
 
 tib gubb: that's what you call marriage material
 Yurishiro: @Side Boob cuz bewbs
 Felicity: She looks like she might have pulled that sign out of some anime dimensional space pocket
 VeeKay: I wouldn't fight her.
 glenalec: I'm a rebel. That's why I give huge wads of my money to big faceless multicorps who - demonstrably - don't care if I die horribly!
 WTF: Cancer Collection Area
 Warrax: Checkmate, pigs.
 Side Boob: I find everything about this oddly exciting.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: This I wholeheartedly endorse.
 barfolomew: Addiction is hilarious, especially when it interferes with daily life!
Image 229412   01-28-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
238
 
 Yam: Cute furbies
Image 229411   01-28-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
521
 
 Not A Bot: I will take one can from that last shelf now. and no cans from anywhere ever again!
 Scoo: Little full, lotta sap
Image 229410   01-28-18   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
526
 
 glenalec: @Felicity - running in hard shoes I can at least work out, but WHAT THE HELL is that thing that drops? A marble? A glass eye? Something nothing like those that nevertheless sounds like them? Infuriating I tell you! Maddening!!
 Felicity: @glenalec And people running back and forth in wooden clogs
 glenalec: Every - and I do mean EVERY - non-top-floor apartment I have lived in has included the periodic sound of a glass marble falling on a hard surface.
 tib gubb: slam dunk contest in the living room!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @grizzly yeah. It turns out that was a very effective way to drain a can. Maybe not the cleanliest but who cares when youre 27 and broke.
 grizzly: @SimonSaysGarfunkel was there any tuna left in the can when you were done?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: One time I wanted to open a can of tuna but I didnt have a can opener and money just wasnt there to go get a cheap can opener. Eventually settled on a hammer and a flat head screw driver. Took about 30 minutes but hopefully my neighbors downstairs knew how much the effort was worth. Nothing.
 barfolomew: True love right there.
 Spazstatic: Same thing we do every night: try to take over the world!
 Bagels: A good productive day
 Korrok: There's nothing about this I don't like.
Image 229409   01-28-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
398
 
 Ulillillia: electrhorn
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Now thats being positi...wait...but that would....but that doesnt...
 Yam: So salty
 Mr. Whiskers: Typical Chlorine...just wishing it was Chloride and relying on Sodium to magically make it happen
 Peter Pantsless: Same
Image 229408   01-28-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
251
 
 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre Nicer than usual, though.
 grizzly: It's all dicks!
 Robespierre: This Comella panel is weird.
Image 229407   01-28-18   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
434
 
 Side Boob: "I just want to die!"
 Starky15: Remember to square your shoulders, Jerry
 Yam: Look at me!
 trelyate: timely
Image 229406   01-28-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
552
 
 Yurishiro: @Yam What kitty? I just see a blanket!
 Yam: I dont have much to say. I just like this kitty.
 Spazstatic: I too have a dark grey cat and a dark grey blanket that are basically identical shades. Poor guy has been sat on more times than the other two cats combined.
Image 229405   01-28-18   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
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 Felicity: New thing I only recently learned: Johnny Carson was an investor in the DeLorean, and also drove one
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Maybe hes just a fan of Scotts?
 Bagels: The most loved of all shitty cars
 fanny: one pulled up to me at a stop light last summer and i lost my shit. i bet they get that a lot.
Image 229404   01-28-18   Uploaded by    genius
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