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249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

249513  a robot: That's a cute foxdog

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3. tib gubb
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5. Side Boob
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9. Not A Bot
10. Teechur



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?



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 6. WannaBee: 3756 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 3536 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2757 points
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11. Vanna: 1833 points
12. catheter: 1823 points
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15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
592
 
 kornisjon: @Yurishiro In perfect harmony
 fanny: aw what good doggos
 Yurishiro: We stick together :)
 barfolomew: Assistant branch manager
 Prostata: he's HELPING
Image 229241   01-27-18   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
257
 
 ignatz: .. there's no limit!
 carpwoman: My great grandparents lived in Naplate.
 Greifer: turn it the fuck around dummy
 Yurishiro: @Amy Housewine very clever :-)
 Derp Herpigan: OH, mama mia, mama mia, MAMA MIA LET ME GO!
 Amy Housewine: Nein o'clock.
 WTF: Well, maybe...
Image 229240   01-27-18   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
221
 
 Spazstatic: CHECKS CASHED
 Mad Collager: What if I'm reeeeeeally tired?
 Yurishiro: Costumes for restroomers only.
 Ulillillia: My costume is someone who really has to use the restroom.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Were a fun establishment
Image 229239   01-27-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
568
 
 a robot: This is so fucking stupid *clicks rad*
 fanny: i'm really glad someone took the time to make this.
 Amy Housewine: Getting hectic with his Scalextric.
 Mr. Butt: Sure, why not?
Image 229238   01-27-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
721
 
 Knice: @Ulillillia @ThoughtlessGentleman @Mad Collager Watashi wa tomorokoshi ga suki
 Mad Collager: @ThoughtlessGentleman @Knice Also, would we be shocked if we found lots of carefully-indexed Japanese corn photos on his hard drive?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i think the question on all of our minds is @Knice a japanese corn fan?
 Ulillillia: Corn is knice.
 barfolomew: No Chinese corn is safe from me
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Needs more cornbush
 aoaoaoao: buttcorn
 Wort Mumpus: I like corm.
Image 229237   01-27-18   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
173
 
 carpwoman: WTF clean your oven.
 Greifer: @Mr. Shine it was! we miss you up here... Also, we float ;)
 Aufziehvogel: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!"
 Mr. Shine: So they dropped a frozen pizza and then took their clothes off? NO WAIT, WAS THIS THE RAPTURE?!
 WTF: Mistakes were made.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Peppernoni
Image 229236   01-27-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
169
 
 bug: I don't think this job is OSHA approved.
Image 229235   01-27-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
242
 
 Jabberwikket: When does the Anime of this come out?
 barfolomew: @sparename that's a goodun.
 Not A Bot: That's both sexist and racist
 WTF: Blurryman will save us!
 sparename: "But I had relatives on the Titanic.." .. "Iceberg/Goldberg, they're all the same"
Image 229234   01-27-18   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
347
 
 tib gubb: noice
 BavidDowie: My 600lb Life: The Prequel
 DrinkMixMan: @Mr. Shine Sausage Slumber Party is my next album name
 a robot: @Greifer It probably does! Until he dies of carbon monoxide poisoning.
 Greifer: i bet it smells great in there
 Mr. Shine: So, Floyd, how'd you burn your apartment down? Sausage Slumber Party?
 barfolomew: Living his best life.
 trelyate: this guy has life figured out
 Not A Bot: Dance Dance Demolition
 sparename: Sausages a la carbon monoxide
Image 229233   01-27-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
416
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: *tacky lyrics*@Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: @sparename *crashing guitar chords*
 sparename: Coldplay Birb
Image 229232   01-27-18   Uploaded by    bromide
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