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233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

233016  zrj235: IA FTAHGN

232939  Hokie333: @apoxia "Rest assured: Lentigo is not a form of cancer. Lentigo is, in fact, completely harmless, like human freckles, and no medical treatment is necessary for the condition." thespruce.com/…

233019  GoGo Robotto: "I used to float with them, but now they don't like me anymore" :(

233020  sparename: Who's that with I.R.Bassoon?

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232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.



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 Mr Bleak: @barfolomew I used to like the internet, but now it's all meme meme meme.
 FatTigerWoods: Christian McCamry
 Matricii: @barfolomew The Internet is for porn. Anything else is just a bonus.
 SpaceCow: No no no. It's Camry McToyotaface.
 Zukero: @barfolomew Epitaph of Sir Berners-Lee?
 barfolomew: The Internet continues to be a mistake.
Image 229049   01-26-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
582
 
 Mr Bleak: @mexican That you should hide all the icepicks.
 mexican: I wonder what it means when that cat immediately reminded me of Lenin.
 Teechur: @Yurishiro @Skaalar The triangle on her face made me think "Illuminati Catfirmed"
 Skaalar: @Yurishiro Very true!
 Yurishiro: @Skaalar It's fun how each of us has his own thing which attracts attention, I wouldn't notice that in a million years but thought instead that the white on the paw makes it look like the cat has a crab-like claw.
 Skaalar: I like how her forehead has that curvy white bit that looks like a road into the horizon.
Image 229048   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
313
 
 GiveMePlus: @Robespierre what do you mean
 Teechur: No trespissing in fountain, either.
 Wooden Spoon: If Daleks were made by Apple they would just pick your pocket instead of trying to exterminate you.
 karmakat: Doctor who updated enemy?
 Robespierre: Mad scientist unleashing his mutant Roomba on an unsuspecting planet? It has possibilities.
Image 229047   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
573
 
 wolfpk: How "It" would end, if I was the one that creepy ass clown tried to talk to from a storm drain!
 glenalec: The short version of "IT".
 Kaviri: The ol' spicy manhole cover.
 Warrax: The world needed a new metaphor for awful. Goodbye dumpster fire, hello sewer fire.
 BavidDowie: Um. I think there's been a malfunction.
 fanny: why am i laughing out loud at a sewer fire? god it's been a long week
 Greifer: we all burn down here... So i guess... this is fine
 Aufziehvogel: "We all burn down here, and you will, too. In fact, they ALL BURN! THEY ALL ..."
 Skaalar: Wanna come down? We will be having grilled Georgie.
 Side Boob: Cleveland?
 WTF: Perfect for some manhole cover grilling!
 Robespierre: Narrow portal you got there, Hell. Good luck with that.
 Bohab: Most fires live peacefully underground, only coming to the surface to hunt for wood and paper
Image 229046   01-26-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
805
 
 fanny: oh shit i guess i just did :'(
 fanny: so did my parents but you don't see me publishing that info
 Prostata: @Robespierre my money is on all of the above
 Mad Collager: Most fitting that the border is orange.
 Mad Collager: Most fitting that the border is orange.
 Mad Collager: Most fitting that the border is orange.
 Robespierre: @Prostata Trump isn't senile, he's just a narcissistic asshole.
 Aufziehvogel: Gramps you fckn piece of sht omfg
 Prostata: Poor Grandpa is almost as senile as the president
 WTF: "An ignorant, racist failed businessman will make America great again."
 Side Boob: "I can't get over things I don't like"
Image 229045   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
493
 
 Robespierre: Airbrushing a little heavy-handed.
Image 229044   01-26-18   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
603
 
 Kaviri: @LurkedMoar they accidentally used the Jupiter texture map.
 Matricii: Yah... This is what happens when the hospital buys a 4k TV for watching their colonoscopy videos.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: damn nature you crazy! but seriously this leads to a bucket list of places.
 Prostata: where did you get my colonoscopy pics?!
 LurkedMoar: Texture rendering is glitching up again
 Zukero: Inside a bacon-coated artery
Image 229043   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
424
 
 Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know where this is going.
 Felicity: Todays active nun
 Matricii: You know what they say... The only meat a priest could eat on Friday was Nun.
 Science: @Prostata: Well, yeah, it kind of does, since you're really not supposed to be sexually appealing
 Aufziehvogel: I want to show her the fun of sinning
 Prostata: Just because you're a nun doesn't mean you have to look frumpy
 karmakat: @Yurishiro ROFL
 Bohab: She's going Nundercover
 Yurishiro: @karmakat also nun backwards is nun
 karmakat: yeah...that's what you expect from a NUN! SURE! why not a PRADA SUITCASE TOO!
Image 229042   01-26-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
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 Kaviri: Canteloupes? Or muskmelons? You decide.
 Matricii: This proves that everyone loves ball pits, even cars.
 Robespierre: What time does the tide go back out?
 Ihminen: Rad for Citroen DS
 karmakat: since when old cars can hatch eggs? or rock eggs.
 Yurishiro: ROCK AND ROLL!!!
Image 229041   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
210
 
 Matricii: This isn't funny anymore guys... Where did you bury my wife?
Image 229040   01-26-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
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