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249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

249513  a robot: That's a cute foxdog

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?



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 Mr Bleak: @barfolomew I used to like the internet, but now it's all meme meme meme.
 FatTigerWoods: Christian McCamry
 Matricii: @barfolomew The Internet is for porn. Anything else is just a bonus.
 SpaceCow: No no no. It's Camry McToyotaface.
 Zukero: @barfolomew Epitaph of Sir Berners-Lee?
 barfolomew: The Internet continues to be a mistake.
Image 229049   01-26-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
604
 
 Mr Bleak: @mexican That you should hide all the icepicks.
 mexican: I wonder what it means when that cat immediately reminded me of Lenin.
 Teechur: @Yurishiro @Skaalar The triangle on her face made me think "Illuminati Catfirmed"
 Skaalar: @Yurishiro Very true!
 Yurishiro: @Skaalar It's fun how each of us has his own thing which attracts attention, I wouldn't notice that in a million years but thought instead that the white on the paw makes it look like the cat has a crab-like claw.
 Skaalar: I like how her forehead has that curvy white bit that looks like a road into the horizon.
Image 229048   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
313
 
 GiveMePlus: @Robespierre what do you mean
 Teechur: No trespissing in fountain, either.
 Wooden Spoon: If Daleks were made by Apple they would just pick your pocket instead of trying to exterminate you.
 karmakat: Doctor who updated enemy?
 why the long face: Mad scientist unleashing his mutant Roomba on an unsuspecting planet? It has possibilities.
Image 229047   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
573
 
 wolfpk: How "It" would end, if I was the one that creepy ass clown tried to talk to from a storm drain!
 DJSnoopMike: The short version of "IT".
 Kaviri: The ol' spicy manhole cover.
 Warrax: The world needed a new metaphor for awful. Goodbye dumpster fire, hello sewer fire.
 BavidDowie: Um. I think there's been a malfunction.
 fanny: why am i laughing out loud at a sewer fire? god it's been a long week
 Greifer: we all burn down here... So i guess... this is fine
 Aufziehvogel: "We all burn down here, and you will, too. In fact, they ALL BURN! THEY ALL ..."
 Skaalar: Wanna come down? We will be having grilled Georgie.
 Side Boob: Cleveland?
 WTF: Perfect for some manhole cover grilling!
 l0dan: Narrow portal you got there, Hell. Good luck with that.
 Bohab: Most fires live peacefully underground, only coming to the surface to hunt for wood and paper
Image 229046   01-26-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
805
 
 fanny: oh shit i guess i just did :'(
 fanny: so did my parents but you don't see me publishing that info
 Prostata: @Robespierre my money is on all of the above
 Mad Collager: Most fitting that the border is orange.
 Mad Collager: Most fitting that the border is orange.
 Mad Collager: Most fitting that the border is orange.
 Bitcoin Burglar: @Prostata Trump isn't senile, he's just a narcissistic asshole.
 Aufziehvogel: Gramps you fckn piece of sht omfg
 Prostata: Poor Grandpa is almost as senile as the president
 WTF: "An ignorant, racist failed businessman will make America great again."
 Side Boob: "I can't get over things I don't like"
Image 229045   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
493
 
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: Airbrushing a little heavy-handed.
Image 229044   01-26-18   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
603
 
 Kaviri: @LurkedMoar they accidentally used the Jupiter texture map.
 Matricii: Yah... This is what happens when the hospital buys a 4k TV for watching their colonoscopy videos.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: damn nature you crazy! but seriously this leads to a bucket list of places.
 Prostata: where did you get my colonoscopy pics?!
 LurkedMoar: Texture rendering is glitching up again
 Zukero: Inside a bacon-coated artery
Image 229043   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
424
 
 Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know where this is going.
 superfudge: Todays active nun
 Matricii: You know what they say... The only meat a priest could eat on Friday was Nun.
 Science: @Prostata: Well, yeah, it kind of does, since you're really not supposed to be sexually appealing
 Aufziehvogel: I want to show her the fun of sinning
 Prostata: Just because you're a nun doesn't mean you have to look frumpy
 karmakat: @Yurishiro ROFL
 Bohab: She's going Nundercover
 Yurishiro: @karmakat also nun backwards is nun
 karmakat: yeah...that's what you expect from a NUN! SURE! why not a PRADA SUITCASE TOO!
Image 229042   01-26-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
444
 
 Kaviri: Canteloupes? Or muskmelons? You decide.
 Matricii: This proves that everyone loves ball pits, even cars.
 Lumb Blombus: What time does the tide go back out?
 Ihminen: Rad for Citroen DS
 karmakat: since when old cars can hatch eggs? or rock eggs.
 Yurishiro: ROCK AND ROLL!!!
Image 229041   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
210
 
 Matricii: This isn't funny anymore guys... Where did you bury my wife?
Image 229040   01-26-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
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