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268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

268222  mexican: You called?

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Shay
5. Dr Awkward
6. Not A Bot
7. wolfpk
8. a robot
9. ignatz
10. tib gubb



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)
celebgate uploaded 267795 (710 points)


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 2. fanny: 4297 points
 3. E. HONDA: 3583 points
 4. MrBoffo: 3447 points
 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. time is wastin: 2362 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Score:
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 fanny: oh shit i guess i just did :'(
 fanny: so did my parents but you don't see me publishing that info
 Prostata: @Robespierre my money is on all of the above
 Mad Collager: Most fitting that the border is orange.
 Mad Collager: Most fitting that the border is orange.
 Mad Collager: Most fitting that the border is orange.
 Bitcoin Burglar: @Prostata Trump isn't senile, he's just a narcissistic asshole.
 Aufziehvogel: Gramps you fckn piece of sht omfg
 Prostata: Poor Grandpa is almost as senile as the president
 WTF: "An ignorant, racist failed businessman will make America great again."
 Side Boob: "I can't get over things I don't like"
Image 229045   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
493
 
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: Airbrushing a little heavy-handed.
Image 229044   01-26-18   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
603
 
 Kaviri: @LurkedMoar they accidentally used the Jupiter texture map.
 Matricii: Yah... This is what happens when the hospital buys a 4k TV for watching their colonoscopy videos.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: damn nature you crazy! but seriously this leads to a bucket list of places.
 Prostata: where did you get my colonoscopy pics?!
 LurkedMoar: Texture rendering is glitching up again
 Zukero: Inside a bacon-coated artery
Image 229043   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
424
 
 Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know where this is going.
 superfudge: Todays active nun
 Matricii: You know what they say... The only meat a priest could eat on Friday was Nun.
 Science: @Prostata: Well, yeah, it kind of does, since you're really not supposed to be sexually appealing
 Aufziehvogel: I want to show her the fun of sinning
 Prostata: Just because you're a nun doesn't mean you have to look frumpy
 karmakat: @Yurishiro ROFL
 Bohab: She's going Nundercover
 elmstreet: @karmakat also nun backwards is nun
 karmakat: yeah...that's what you expect from a NUN! SURE! why not a PRADA SUITCASE TOO!
Image 229042   01-26-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
444
 
 Kaviri: Canteloupes? Or muskmelons? You decide.
 Matricii: This proves that everyone loves ball pits, even cars.
 Lumb Blombus: What time does the tide go back out?
 Ihminen: Rad for Citroen DS
 karmakat: since when old cars can hatch eggs? or rock eggs.
 professorpig: ROCK AND ROLL!!!
Image 229041   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
210
 
 Matricii: This isn't funny anymore guys... Where did you bury my wife?
Image 229040   01-26-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
195
 
 Matricii: I think this person is the parent of all Millenials.
 a robot: Eric, you're pushing 40. It's time to grow the fuck up.
 Not A Bot: Sixty years old twenty years ago.
 Dresdenkeogh: I know you're not employed with us yet, but you're still really fired
Image 229039   01-26-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
378
 
 Shay: Damn, first time in awhile that a Brazzers image IS a Brazzers image.
 Kaviri: Ouch.
 Science: His hand spells death / He breathes his vile breath / No way you can stop him once he's out / He haunts your sleep / In the tub, he hides down deep / He rips your face and no one hears you shout
 barfolomew: Socks with sandals? This porn is filthy!
 FabricMan: Something about a bunch of bible verses in the background of a porn video is just a turnoff for me, but... whatever works for you
 night shift: Sometimes I forget the spaceship is also internet.
 Side Boob: *porn music intensifies*
Image 229038   01-26-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
525
 
 Kaviri: I can tell by some of the pixels.
 Matricii: They have to determine the purity of the pigeon before they grind it up and snort it.
 a robot: *pigeon
 Skaalar: I desire the fanciest of pigeons.
 obama: I shall call him Walter.
 livelovebarf: No it's a human
Image 229037   01-26-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
430
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: If anyone was skeptical about FDA not standing up to the food industry, canned BM should be all the proof you need.
 Science: @fanny: It's been a while, but I remember it being slightly sweet (molasses) and a little dry.
 fanny: @Science don't typically eat brown things labeled BM... but i am curious about this (is it sweet? mushy?)
 Side Boob: I'm holding out for Powdered Toast
 Science: Canned brown bread is actually pretty good
 barfolomew: What an... unfortunate company name.
Image 229036   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
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