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268134  Science: @withak: I'm a mom? Oh crap. How did this happen? Did looking at MILFs turn me into one?

268135  Science: How you doin'?

268128  FormerLurker: Now juggle them!

268131  Butcherboy: I keep calling and calling and calling

268133  Butcherboy: For kids and immature adults

267837  Theimposter: @savvoy That is your doom.

268142  Stoner: That's an amazing quality photo. Holy shit

268122  Dresdenkeogh: He does not abiden discontinuties.

268128  Side Boob: Four handfuls of adorable.

268126  Dresdenkeogh: I am also in PA

268130  Dresdenkeogh: Harvey Logan, attorney at claw

268129  Spazstatic: Not gonna lie; I laughed.

268108  barfolomew: This is like the definition of rad.

268116  barfolomew: The more buttons you have, the more important you are.

268121  barfolomew: Full credit for going for it.

268124  barfolomew: Clearly plotting your death.

268128  Mad Collager: P-p-p-p-p-pupper face

268125  Side Boob: The only time a cat will smile is when he's plotting your death

268117  charlemagne: east london is a vampire

268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

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10. Stoner: 1650 points
11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
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15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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 Aufziehvogel: I specifically requested the opposite of this
 NoRagrets: @Pizza you are correct
 Pizza: That plastic mouse brings back childhood memories. I think the game was called Mouse Trap or something like that.
 rustedpeace: cupcakes are mice
 San DoDo: Sssanksss guysss.
Image 229028   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
 Matricii: Canadian Warm-up suit?
 Teechur: @jochenau Oooh! Over the shoulder! That way you can wear them with any shorts. Or no shorts at all!
 Greek Fire: That's actually the original way pants were made - that's why they're plural and we say "a pair of pants".
 jochenau: @Teechur Do you mean like garters, or actual over-the-shoulder suspenders that go down to the knees? I kind of like the latter option.
 Aufziehvogel: Wanna look stupid? Cause thats how you will look stupid
 Spray Tan: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town ... beep-beep.
 Pizza: Jeggings are a slippery slope.
 ASTER: Lmao like that one Achewood comic with lil nephew
 San DoDo: Oh Peter, nay again!
 Teechur: How stupid. You need little suspenders to hold up those pant legs. Or laces. Maybe thumbtacks.
 bbbrandon: This is one of those times I'm glad I don't follow fashion trends.
Image 229027   01-26-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
 WTF: "I had one beer." "You only had one beer?" "Yes, one beer... of 40 ounces."
Image 229026   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 WetWilly: ADA would come in handy right about now.
Image 229025   01-26-18   Uploaded by    confession
 Supermansbrother: Thanks for your attention.
 Mr. Shine: This is one of my most-used emojiis
Image 229024   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 DrinkMixMan: wut
 TwistedCinnamon: @a robot I think it's because we associate penguin eggs with those documentaries where pengins have to shelter their single egg through an Antarctic winter. That was my gut reaction anyway.
 a robot: @TwistedCinnamon I thought you were making that up but I looked it up and it appears to be true. Eating a penguin egg seems really wrong, somehow
 TwistedCinnamon: Apparently this occurs when you hard boil a penguin egg... If you are evil enough to do that.
 Korrok: Convenient...
 Skaalar: What the hell laid that...?
 McMuff: Leggo my egg ... NO!
 Pizza: I think there's something wrong with your egg.
Image 229023   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
 San DoDo: @Teechur print out the internet :,D sssankss!
 Teechur: I usually just search for Alta Vista so I can look for Ask Jeeves. My stoodints tell me to "bookmark" something. That's dumb. Print out the internet just so I can put pieces of paper where I need to go? Think, people!
Image 229022   01-26-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
 a robot: Plot twist: Thumper and Flower are just happy to have an excuse to look at Bambi's butt
 Skaalar: I really wanted Thumper to end up with Bambi. They would make such a good couple...
Image 229021   01-26-18   Uploaded by    dad
 WTF: I always wondered who was the target of "Lucky Strike Juniors"?
 karmakat: why am I not surprised with all the shit they are going through lately...even more due to that giant orange grease of ball with wig on 'power'...
 Jason Steak: Please tell me this is photoshopped. Especially if it's not.
Image 229020   01-26-18   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
 toolbag: Best twisted metal character
 DrinkMixMan: Jesus Christ Supercar
 Teechur: This does not comply with Pinewood Derby rules.
 ping: Jesus built my hotrod?
Image 229019   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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