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268216  Yam: Be careful who you call ugly in middle school

267978  ChubbyBuddy: fair

268178  BavidDowie: Just the tip of the iceborkf

268214  ChubbyBuddy: tell me more

268187  BavidDowie: Classic Karli

268215  ChubbyBuddy: @Munkybut @Alaskan but it's racist against a white person so its fine

268210  ChubbyBuddy: @Zaxxoff i finally understand why ive always wanted to punch that guy. i thought it was the mustache

267978  AGGRO-GATOR MOD: Lol shut the fuck up

268215  Munkybut: @Alaskan there's a "white" noodle in there. It's racist

267978  ChubbyBuddy: wherein Tangible Harm to Human Beings Increases Quarterly Returns," but that probably wont fit on a onesie.

267978  ChubbyBuddy: the democratic party establishment and to the left of the Sanders wing. I call myself a communist or socialist sometimes because I'm outside of the mercifully expanding overton window and the terminology hasn't caught up. I don't want america to be the soviet union. i want america to be america, the best damn america possible and at some point we have to put our collective foot down and say "NO. No, you don't have an absolute right to make infinite profit from human and environmental exploitation." these are not forces interested in compromise. we must take what we are owed as the workforce that made these swine unimaginable wealthy while the rest of us struggle and die. let's put it this way, i would have preferred "Hippity Hoppity, Abolish Profit Incentives in Certain Industries wherei

267978  ChubbyBuddy: overthrew Moseddegh in iran and installed a theocracy because oil companies could make more money, because Moseddegh wanted to nationalize the petroleum industry, as communist a policy as can be imagined. he wanted his people to share in the prosperity borne of his nation's natural resources. and we killed him for it. I want the american fossil fuel companies to be nationalized so they can be disbanded so the planet doesn't cook. I want nationalizations as a bulwark against monopoly and an increase in efficiency. healthcare is cheaper without a rapacious profit margin. single payer is a good start, and i'll vote for candidates who advocate for it. but i want an UK-style NHS, which was the envy if the world until defunded by tory and blairite centrist admins. That puts me to the left of t

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. dude this whole thing began with me making an substantive distinction between personal and private property. thats me trying to inform you and the broader AG readership of a common misconception about marxist thought. you respond by going "well AKKKKKKSHUALLLY ive read the books (no you havent) and i think marx is stinky poo poo pants for dumb dumbs." what specific criticism do you have about marx's ideas? "it doesn't work" ok, why? "it's been tried before and didn't work" what were the external and internal factors at play? did an imperial superpower swagger in and depose the government or engage in soft power moves like CIA coups, election rigging, and propaganda campaigns like in Nicaragua, Cuba, Russia, Vietnam, or Honduras? We o

268224  Seven Eight Nine: My favorite is the sun going down! That cracked me up!

268212  Nope: Ross was the worst friend

268213  Nope: ugh, that was some gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood tuna

268195  MrBoffo: Sorry, It's Katie Ann, but it's Skip's policy to leave the hosing to you and your ... uh, "friend."

268210  Zaxxoff: alt-right flanders trolling antifa homer

268210  MrBoffo: I'll take those eyes over easy for my breakfast tomorrow

268211  MrBoffo: Takes a licking and keeps on borkfing.

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

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 Spazstatic: @GoGo Robotto that comment contradicts itself
 fatman: Our new brushes - made from girlfriend hair! 100% HORSE FREE
Image 228743   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
 humanfog: "M'Laddie"
 Liar tuck: That one urinating kid in the background has a really long leg
 shwoarty: @Shay - forgot? I think 'was too fkn lazy to' is more common.
 charlemagne: forget their cruel taunts oliver, a slim tory majority is still a majority
 Not A Bot: I just realised! We have found where Thunderbird 3 launches from!
Image 228742   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Mad Collager: @Dresdenkeogh Food for thought.
 Jabberwikket: Have you tried the new Zombie Skillet (tm) ?
 Teechur: Dr. Hfuhruhurr? Yes, Miss Uumellmahaye?
 Yam: Why? Because I sesos!
 dangerkeith3000: BRRRAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSS!!!
 Unstableton: As an omnivore - I think it looks kinda delicious!
 tib gubb: they're so cute at that age
 Dresdenkeogh: This is your brain. This is your brain on hash...browns ... Any questions?
Image 228741   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Ulillillia: Shit pickle.
 White Rice: @Dresdenkeogh fandom taking things to the obnoxious extreme, over saturating their own spaces with it, this it bleeds into common spaces and we get loud people who think the act of watching a cartoon makes them better/smarter/edgier than everyone else (the Jerrys, or something).
 dangerkeith3000: @Dresdenkeogh beats me
 Dresdenkeogh: What's with all the hooplah over pickle rick?
 Micro Jackson: Bricked it
 Mr. Shine: THANK you.
 Shay: And I'm Brick Rick James, bitch.
Image 228740   01-24-18   Uploaded by    elmosco
Image 228739 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by weed poop. We'll pray for you, weed poop.
 Unstableton: *Dorito
 White Rice: @VeeKay hey now, never question the quantity of eggs in a how to basic video.
 VeeKay: Those 'how to do anything' videos are okay. Lots (probably too many) eggs in them though.
 dangerkeith3000: 17 seconds of utter confusion
 tib gubb: this reminds me of alantutorials, which was a brilliant run
 Mr. Shine: Clearly.
 wolfpk: Is "Eating a Doritos tutorial" code for "how to kill my brother?"
 Aufziehvogel: Oh fck how am I gonne learn to eat those Doritos now??
Image 228738   01-24-18   Uploaded by    gorilla
 Colbo Mundus: I would hope in 40,053 years we have a cure for baldness...that camera toupee isnt fooling anyone
 dangerkeith3000: "draw me like you on your french girls"
 Shay: So let me see if I got this correct: you're going to be trapped in a room watermarked by 123RF?
 Dresdenkeogh: @Dresdenkeogh well, he'll rep them
 Dresdenkeogh: @Mr. Shine @fanny World star hip-hop Will be the next pope
 Mr. Shine: @fanny dibs on National Geographic!
 fanny: @Dresdenkeogh oh god, i just envisioned watermarks as the next flock of birds/ infinity sign/ feather fad tattoo
 Dresdenkeogh: Imma be watermarked as fuck. We all will. You'll all see. It's the future
Image 228737   01-24-18   Uploaded by    kayjay
 addend: "What?!"
 Dresdenkeogh: I don't. fuck with. hoooooooo
 Side Boob: "That person in #228731 is pretty dumb"
Image 228736   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
 originaluser: Mood lighting
 addend: Okay, but put it away before Valentine's Day.
 Not A Bot: I'm on the phone with risk management right now
Image 228735   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
 Mad Collager: @Jabberwikket How to spray your face tutorial gone right.
 VeeKay: Same.
 Jabberwikket: How to garden tutorial gone wrong
 Micro Jackson: You gotta learn sometime
 Mr. Shine: Pfffft! Typical toddler. *eye roll*
Image 228734   01-24-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
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