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273649  WTF: She got glasses and a new sweater.

273657  toaster: Oh no! Save birb from demogorgon...

273627  Air Biscuit: How are you planning to transport 78 croissantss?

273645  Side Boob: I kind of want a deactivated one of these to use as a welcome mat.

273628  Air Biscuit: Not all heros wear capes.

273336  Side Boob: @Mr. Butt Tweety Bird does! :P

273645  Fiveninety: we only need your card number to confirm that you are who you say you are.. because there are literally zero other ways to do so

273643  Air Biscuit: Same. Also, just hiked through the desert and a buddy showed my how to harvest and eat cactusfruit. Pretty sure there are still some prickers in my hand but it was worth it.

273538  Mr. Butt: Professor canceled class today, so I'll be home before 7, which means that I'll finally have time to drink alone. I feel so blessed right now.

273636  jochenau: SURPRISE!! WILD SWAN

273616  Off Topic: New country, who dis?

273631  Off Topic: @Dr Awkward "Better Off Ted"

273616  manlyman: rad for the only kid I could relate to as a kid.

273642  a robot: Oppa goldfish style?

273568  some guy : This is why someone stole that giant inflatable colon from the KC hospital

273518  MrBoffo: Out of his depth

273529  MrBoffo: Wouldn't think of it

273622  FormerLurker: The dog fatted

273640  some guy : @smusher What?

273624  pirate: Whose eyes are those? idgi

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273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

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273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273336 Side Boob: @Mr. Butt Tweety Bird does! :P

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

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 Not A Bot: Another url? Does Bot need a break?
Image 228723   01-24-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
 Annoying Vegan : Ha! I know where this is. I drive past it now and then.
 Dresdenkeogh: That's one and three quarter dog centuries in frozen semen. (Going off the folk wisdom)
 PenguinBartender: hooray?
 sparenamelaptopdied: @tib gubb at least with artificial insemination there's no chance of a cock-up
 dangerkeith3000: I heard they put them in m&m's now.
 jochenau: People are starving in other countries, but let's spend money getting uppity about our dogs' bloodlines.
 a robot: Ok.
 tib gubb: artificial insemination? nah, it's more like a museum.
 Ulillillia: Protein Pops
Image 228722   01-24-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
 Mad Collager: Meanwhile, a couple is inspired to name their baby girl Catreena.
 eurotrash: Can't even begin to comment wittily without two glasses of organic Pinot Grigio inside me and even then it's patchy.
 Dresdenkeogh: Two towns over, Timmy readjusts the counterbalance on his "cat"apult. Soon Cleveland will know his wrath
 charlemagne: 'what is your emergency?' 'help help my house is on fire' 'I'm sorry, all our firemen are busy please hold'
Image 228721   01-24-18   Uploaded by    saluted
 toad: Idaho what the hell this is.
 dangerkeith3000: A prominent You-"Tuber".
 trelyate: Cthutato
 SpaceCow: Idaho gets us all to look just before they slug us.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hentato.
Image 228720   01-24-18   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
 Lemon Rage: Low down dirty skink.
 dangerkeith3000: hisssssssss
Image 228719   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Jak
Image 228718 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by shark. Your image was bad, shark.
 addend: A2 recipe still needs a few tweaks.
 HairyNips: @wolfpk - what is this 'Britain' you speak of. The world outside the wall doesn't exist.
 wolfpk: There are several problems here. I looked it up, and Wikipedia said A.1 started to be commercially sold in 1831 not 1862. This also assumes A.1's origin is the U.S. It actually comes from Britain. Finally, if I read it correctly, A.1 did not start getting imported into the U.s. until 1895.
 Dresdenkeogh: These rations taste like spoiled meat and maggoty hardtac. Maybe a little sauce would cover up the taste.
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo Did you hear it from Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary to the Great Qing Empire? (I didn't make that title up)
 dangerkeith3000: Maybe they thought a tasty steak sauce could bring the country back together.
 Butcherboy:… @Scoo
 mexican: @Scoo Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
 Scoo: I once heard that A1 is the closest thing you can buy these days to what original 19th century ketchup from China tasted like
Image 228717   01-24-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
 Mr Bleak: To quote Richard "Hamster" Hammond: "I've taxed worse".
 Mad Collager: Not totaled. Some of these scratches will totally buff out.
 Mad Collager: Not totaled. Some of these scratches will totally buff out.
 wolfpk: *Play song "I've Seen Better Days"
 when so: What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger
 tib gubb: just needs a few minutes with a ball peen hammer
 SpaceCow: Less of a beater and more of a roller.
 Ulillillia: Should have gone to Riverdale Body Shop.
 Ihminen: "it is not a question of reliability with Ladas... it's just the question of "how easily you can mend it with a hammer""
 Derp Herpigan: Works, so...
Image 228716   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
 duckybox: In 1990.
 Ulillillia: @a robot Big Moose sounds a lot like Carl
 a robot: Riverdale?…
Image 228715   01-24-18   Uploaded by    hammy
 Dominus Umbrae: @dangerkeith3000 Yes
 dangerkeith3000: "Somebody's weiner is in hot water now, Mister!"
 cenecia: People probably do this all this time in hotel rooms.
 Dorb: Works, so..
Image 228714   01-24-18   Uploaded by    White Male
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