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253893  Amy Housewine: I recently learned that The Fat Controller's actual name was "Topham Hatt". I never knew this.

253890  grizzly: I'm pooping!

253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

253859  Mad Collager: Sigh. Why won't anybody get ME a deer trophy to sleep on?

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 Not A Bot: Another url? Does Bot need a break?
Image 228723   01-24-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
 Annoying Vegan : Ha! I know where this is. I drive past it now and then.
 Dresdenkeogh: That's one and three quarter dog centuries in frozen semen. (Going off the folk wisdom)
 PenguinBartender: hooray?
 sparenamelaptopdied: @tib gubb at least with artificial insemination there's no chance of a cock-up
 dangerkeith3000: I heard they put them in m&m's now.
 jochenau: People are starving in other countries, but let's spend money getting uppity about our dogs' bloodlines.
 a robot: Ok.
 tib gubb: artificial insemination? nah, it's more like a museum.
 Ulillillia: Protein Pops
Image 228722   01-24-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
 Mad Collager: Meanwhile, a couple is inspired to name their baby girl Catreena.
 VeeKay: Can't even begin to comment wittily without two glasses of organic Pinot Grigio inside me and even then it's patchy.
 Dresdenkeogh: Two towns over, Timmy readjusts the counterbalance on his "cat"apult. Soon Cleveland will know his wrath
 charlemagne: 'what is your emergency?' 'help help my house is on fire' 'I'm sorry, all our firemen are busy please hold'
Image 228721   01-24-18   Uploaded by    saluted
 VeeKay: Idaho what the hell this is.
 dangerkeith3000: A prominent You-"Tuber".
 trelyate: Cthutato
 SpaceCow: Idaho gets us all to look just before they slug us.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hentato.
Image 228720   01-24-18   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
 VeeKay: Low down dirty skink.
 dangerkeith3000: hisssssssss
Image 228719   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Jak
Image 228718 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by shark. Your image was bad, shark.
 addend: A2 recipe still needs a few tweaks.
 HairyNips: @wolfpk - what is this 'Britain' you speak of. The world outside the wall doesn't exist.
 wolfpk: There are several problems here. I looked it up, and Wikipedia said A.1 started to be commercially sold in 1831 not 1862. This also assumes A.1's origin is the U.S. It actually comes from Britain. Finally, if I read it correctly, A.1 did not start getting imported into the U.s. until 1895.
 Dresdenkeogh: These rations taste like spoiled meat and maggoty hardtac. Maybe a little sauce would cover up the taste.
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo Did you hear it from Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary to the Great Qing Empire? (I didn't make that title up)
 dangerkeith3000: Maybe they thought a tasty steak sauce could bring the country back together.
 Butcherboy:… @Scoo
 mexican: @Scoo Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
 Scoo: I once heard that A1 is the closest thing you can buy these days to what original 19th century ketchup from China tasted like
Image 228717   01-24-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
 Mr Bleak: To quote Richard "Hamster" Hammond: "I've taxed worse".
 Mad Collager: Not totaled. Some of these scratches will totally buff out.
 Mad Collager: Not totaled. Some of these scratches will totally buff out.
 wolfpk: *Play song "I've Seen Better Days"
 when so: What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger
 tib gubb: just needs a few minutes with a ball peen hammer
 SpaceCow: Less of a beater and more of a roller.
 Ulillillia: Should have gone to Riverdale Body Shop.
 Ihminen: "it is not a question of reliability with Ladas... it's just the question of "how easily you can mend it with a hammer""
 Derp Herpigan: Works, so...
Image 228716   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
 VeeKay: In 1990.
 Ulillillia: @a robot Big Moose sounds a lot like Carl
 a robot: Riverdale?…
Image 228715   01-24-18   Uploaded by    hammy
 Dominus Umbrae: @dangerkeith3000 Yes
 dangerkeith3000: "Somebody's weiner is in hot water now, Mister!"
 cenecia: People probably do this all this time in hotel rooms.
 ignatz: Works, so..
Image 228714   01-24-18   Uploaded by    White Male
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