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267970  Air Biscuit: Look out for jawas.

267950  VeeKay: @Not A Bot Your comment made this post funny.

267951  VeeKay: Classic C Lorenz

267970  charlemagne: skurwysyn

267952  VeeKay: Alt pink *Janelle Monae plays weird music in the back ground*

267958  VeeKay: Just take some gold and get 4 new ones

267951  sparename: My first computer was a Vic-20 - the one before this.. they were advertised really cheap at a local shop but they then wanted four times the price for the power supply. As an annoying teenager just getting into electronics, I bought the cheap computer and made my own power box. It must still be in my Mum's loft, somewhere

267961  Shay: @Mad Collager Nice rack.

267966  VeeKay: *generic Xzibit quote*

267969  Zaxxoff: have you heard the good news, friends? KFC $5 fill ups will save your wallet and soul! Now you may worship KFC as unto a god!

20477  jljocque: Shouldn't they smell, y'know...GRRREAT!?

267912  Zaxxoff: I send mine in with my taxes. audited? not.. even.. once.

267924  Shay: Frodo, did you get 4 Doors for More Whore sin Mordor?

20446  jljocque: I would like to apologize on behalf of all Baby Boomers for utterly failing to live up to the lofty morals we espoused.

20449  jljocque: It's the same artificial flavor - they count on the food coloring and packaging to psych you out.

267826  Zaxxoff: @a robot heh, sorry to alarm you just meant that he probably traded in the unicycle for a walker with tennis balls on the feet

267965  MrBoffo: Bored Franco

267966  MrBoffo: Straight Outta Restoration

267953  MrBoffo: @FabricMan When it's too small for my ant to read it to me, I stick a fork in it.

267961  Mad Collager: Resist all temptation to tell her she has a nice rack.

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. DrNinjaman
4. Not A Bot
5. VeeKay
6. Shay
7. tib gubb
8. a robot
9. Side Boob
10. WTF



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267713 dangerkeith3000: The human Centipede.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267649 Mr Bleak: I checked and it's weirder than I expected - they came from a forensics lab that had no more use for them, so they chucked then in a river ... In Russia, forensics come to you ...

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!



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Nope uploaded 267631 (961 points)
badger uploaded 267722 (815 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (807 points)
toad uploaded 267692 (806 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (805 points)
twenty4 uploaded 267492 (805 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267579 (800 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (798 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (798 points)
sundragon uploaded 267499 (770 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (758 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (746 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (745 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (740 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. MrBoffo: 4176 points
 2. fanny: 3929 points
 3. Side Boob: 3884 points
 4. Gomi Day: 2692 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2470 points
 6. toad: 2147 points
 7. Nope: 1885 points
 8. time is wastin: 1795 points
 9. Annoying Vegan : 1724 points
10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. Mustyrats: 1524 points
14. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
670
 
 Scoo: It's pretty old, I guess
Image 228703   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
302
 
 Prostata: the penis mightier than the paintbrush
 Dr Awkward: [changes "pen" to "penis"]
 mrmaestro: Shit house poet! ya better run and hide. Or loo attendant's gonna kick your butt, alright!
 fumbduck: Oh noetry.
 Dresdenkeogh: Hyphens would make or break this
Image 228702   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
120
 
 Watch Out: I got one of these new 10s in my change earlier this week. I've been spending 20s and 50s ever since to avoid giving it away (I did the same when the new 5's came out last year.)
 VeeKay: An adequate number of monetary units.
 SpaceCow: Unless it spells something, we're not impressed.
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm glad the fine folks at zebra gum are still working
Image 228701   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
360
 
 afroking: @tib gubb - only until the war-crimes tribunal catches up with you, though.
 Mad Collager: @tib gubb I am reminded of the classic Far Side cartoon featuring one chimp with pointy-rim glasses grooming another. "Another blonde hair. Been doing more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?".
 tib gubb: turns out, you can get away with pretty much anything, as long as it's under the guise of research
 Side Boob: ...much like my toilet crowbar.
 dangerkeith3000: "Research"
 Dresdenkeogh: @Dresdenkeogh sfx *
 Dresdenkeogh: *old timey tape reel startup sex* Initiating test #45562 of determining what gets me off. Today's subject was an elderly gentleman. At first I was repelled... But then....* Inaudible tape is damaged at this timestamp
 PenguinBartender: Is that what we're calling it now?
 WTF: That's what all the toilet cameras say.
Image 228700   01-24-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
507
 
 karmakat: MY FRIEND!
Image 228699   01-24-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
368
 
 Mad Collager: Yeah, they're happy now, but just wait till they try to find their way out.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Shay I can express my love for you about as well as I can pronounce the name of the furniture we're touching
 SpaceCow: The wedding cake will look like a pile of Swedish Fish.
 Ulillillia: The food served at the reception is not actual size
 Shay: Knowing that their marriage will break apart eventually, makes sense to have the ceremony here.
 a robot: I honestly love being at IKEA, like I could spend a whole weekend there, but this is a bit much
 Wet farts: You cheap bastard!
Image 228698   01-24-18   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
609
 
 WTF: M'doggie
 Fuzzpot: Your dog is big.
 KEKOEKEOEK: I'm sorry, old buddy. *removes little hat; feels like shit*
Image 228697   01-24-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
366
 
 SpaceCow: Two Face Pineapple Pokopo.
 Science: Remember when you had to spot the pineapple on Psych?
 Hyphae: Cold as fire, baby, hot as ice, if you've ever been to heaven, this is twice as nice?
 Teechur: This is how the cat in #228695 sees a pineapple.
Image 228696   01-24-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
851
 
 VeeKay: What a little smasher
 NoRagrets: I want it
 Teechur: I've got the whoooole world in my eye.
 Ulillillia: Cold as fire, baby, hot as ice, if you've ever been to heaven, this is twice as nice
 trumpet: Half fire mage, half ice mage.
Image 228695   01-24-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
904
 
 VeeKay: Nice dead chipmunk
 Urn BooUrn: Give him back to his mother.
 Hyphae: This is the cutest handful of rabies I've ever seen!
Image 228694   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
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