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254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

253996  raditzu: Zatoichi's samurai dog.

254006  raditzu: abbreviation from POp coRN

254008  raditzu: a dick place to live, trust me

254023  raditzu: check mate!

254010  well duh: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer.

253953  raditzu: Their stepmom was a real bitch...

253321  Mr Bleak: Family pets tend to look the same: #253332

254030  a robot: @OldKentuckyShark Cuppa (G.I.) Joe

254039  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

254023  Spazstatic: Where are the Americas though?

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1. Robespierre
2. dangerkeith3000
3. Side Boob
4. Shay
5. Mr. Shine
6. Not A Bot
7. a robot
8. DrNinjaman
9. WTF
10. Mad Collager



The top ten most commented-on images today:

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great



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Side Boob uploaded 253628 (892 points)
The Bees uploaded 253584 (869 points)
whaleshark uploaded 253807 (863 points)
WetWilly uploaded 253522 (856 points)
eevee uploaded 253721 (848 points)
Science uploaded 253621 (846 points)
Scoo uploaded 253831 (838 points)
Vladimir Puta uploaded 253567 (831 points)
Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
hoobleton uploaded 253899 (816 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 253679 (805 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 6857 points
 3. Laree: 4496 points
 4. Scoo: 4074 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 3503 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2374 points
 7. Warrax: 2354 points
 8. Vault Dweller: 2237 points
 9. phil: 2017 points
10. Jonananathan: 1897 points
11. Micro Jackson: 1809 points
12. mrmrmr: 1787 points
13. tears as lube: 1633 points
14. dirtstick: 1609 points
15. ChubbyBuddy: 1579 points
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Score:
670
 
 Scoo: It's pretty old, I guess
Image 228703   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
302
 
 Prostata: the penis mightier than the paintbrush
 Dr Awkward: [changes "pen" to "penis"]
 mrmaestro: Shit house poet! ya better run and hide. Or loo attendant's gonna kick your butt, alright!
 fumbduck: Oh noetry.
 Dresdenkeogh: Hyphens would make or break this
Image 228702   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
120
 
 Watch Out: I got one of these new 10s in my change earlier this week. I've been spending 20s and 50s ever since to avoid giving it away (I did the same when the new 5's came out last year.)
 VeeKay: An adequate number of monetary units.
 SpaceCow: Unless it spells something, we're not impressed.
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm glad the fine folks at zebra gum are still working
Image 228701   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
360
 
 afroking: @tib gubb - only until the war-crimes tribunal catches up with you, though.
 Mad Collager: @tib gubb I am reminded of the classic Far Side cartoon featuring one chimp with pointy-rim glasses grooming another. "Another blonde hair. Been doing more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?".
 tib gubb: turns out, you can get away with pretty much anything, as long as it's under the guise of research
 Side Boob: ...much like my toilet crowbar.
 dangerkeith3000: "Research"
 Dresdenkeogh: @Dresdenkeogh sfx *
 Dresdenkeogh: *old timey tape reel startup sex* Initiating test #45562 of determining what gets me off. Today's subject was an elderly gentleman. At first I was repelled... But then....* Inaudible tape is damaged at this timestamp
 PenguinBartender: Is that what we're calling it now?
 WTF: That's what all the toilet cameras say.
Image 228700   01-24-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
507
 
 karmakat: MY FRIEND!
Image 228699   01-24-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
368
 
 Mad Collager: Yeah, they're happy now, but just wait till they try to find their way out.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Shay I can express my love for you about as well as I can pronounce the name of the furniture we're touching
 SpaceCow: The wedding cake will look like a pile of Swedish Fish.
 Ulillillia: The food served at the reception is not actual size
 Shay: Knowing that their marriage will break apart eventually, makes sense to have the ceremony here.
 a robot: I honestly love being at IKEA, like I could spend a whole weekend there, but this is a bit much
 ignatz: You cheap bastard!
Image 228698   01-24-18   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
609
 
 WTF: M'doggie
 Fuzzpot: Your dog is big.
 KEKOEKEOEK: I'm sorry, old buddy. *removes little hat; feels like shit*
Image 228697   01-24-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
366
 
 SpaceCow: Two Face Pineapple Pokopo.
 Science: Remember when you had to spot the pineapple on Psych?
 Hyphae: Cold as fire, baby, hot as ice, if you've ever been to heaven, this is twice as nice?
 Teechur: This is how the cat in #228695 sees a pineapple.
Image 228696   01-24-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
851
 
 VeeKay: What a little smasher
 NoRagrets: I want it
 Teechur: I've got the whoooole world in my eye.
 Ulillillia: Cold as fire, baby, hot as ice, if you've ever been to heaven, this is twice as nice
 trumpet: Half fire mage, half ice mage.
Image 228695   01-24-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
904
 
 VeeKay: Nice dead chipmunk
 Urn BooUrn: Give him back to his mother.
 Hyphae: This is the cutest handful of rabies I've ever seen!
Image 228694   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
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