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272957  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf awww i was trying to make hearts

272957  Littlecraftywolf: 333

272941  frenk: I agree

272913  Korrok: I've seen worse.

272962  Psymon: Only in Japan

272959  Shay: Elvis went out the same way.

272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

272970  romangreek: My desktop usually consist of folders named "bdrfekjgbgw" and "xdrstacmgxdjbasfkw" and "ffffff" by the time I'm done with a project.

272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

272918  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @Mr. Butt I could use a trusted handyman, but a lot are just guys who have more tools than me. Id happily hire @Teechur in the summer to help fix some shit around here, but Im pretty sure youre multiple states away.

272949  Side Boob: Blep

272950  Side Boob: Dear bird, fuck off just now.

272931  tib gubb: touchbown!

272956  Side Boob: Clearly, the officer was bewitched as well.

272945  BavidDowie: *through full mouth* "IT'S MUH BERFDEY"

272931  Dr Awkward: Its possible that this person is really dumb and doesnt realize the phrase / song is *To Be

272957  Not A Bot: How the fuck is he gonna read that then, smart guy?

272946  White Rice: @danny one can be the embodiment of all that is evil & immoral in the world and still like cute stuff/be freaked out by angry pointy things.

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272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).



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brutal uploaded 272789 (773 points)
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 5. Mexico: 2708 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2374 points
 7. NoOneImportant: 2011 points
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11. confession: 1643 points
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Score:
586
 
 Wooden Spoon: I didn't know the new Lego Movie was a horror film.
 dingding: Luckily everything in his world has been manufactured to fit those exact hands.
 Shay: "I never wanted this..."
 dangerkeith3000: dear god
 No Penguins Allowed: "You didn't come here for a GOOD manicure ... you came here for a MANICURE."
 Matricii: Servebot got old...
 sparenamelaptopdied: Been trippin' with the wrong type of acid..
 Ulillillia: Everything is Awful
Image 228547   01-23-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
688
 
 carpwoman: @karmakat - Dog slobber.
 karmakat: WHY is the bunny wet...HUH!
 Yam: I bring you bun! I do real good! -Dog, probably
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: SAME TIME TOMORROW , PETER
 PenguinBartender: "Ma'am, I hate to impose. But if you could please impress upon your companion that he does not need to retrieve me."
Image 228546   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
470
 
 tokyopig: If at first you don't succeed, you suck.
 raditzu: the fish is not amused
 dangerkeith3000: That fish is literally frowning. Hahahaha....awww...
 taiko: FATALITY!
 karmakat: shit...am STUCK! same here...fucking stupid bird.
 Shay: SPEAR!!! SPEAR!!! BAH GAWD KING, THAT WAS A SICKENING SPEAR!!!!!!
 Hyphae: SAME TIME TOMORROW , PETER
 FabricMan: Frownie face
 sparenamelaptopdied: A Fish Kebab
Image 228545   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Image 228544 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Magic Bullets. Boo, Magic Bullets.
Score:
498
 
 DrinkMixMan: Trim your pinky
 Matricii: Radded on principle alone...
 Matricii: Radded on principle alone...
 PenguinBartender: Rad for beardy!
 Sadbot: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the lizard
 Scoo: Bask Long and Proper
Image 228543   01-23-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
793
 
 Jabberwikket: Charged with pawsession
 Jabberwikket: So cute, its illegal
 karmakat: aw...the poor puppy...
 reply: Get that puppy out of there IMMEDIATELY
Image 228542   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
245
 
 omgpro: @Felicity Oh wait. I didnt see the braces
 Snow Plow: That appears to leave only four hours for sleep
 E. HONDA: +5 mod 12 to all the numbers and I'll go with it
 robocop: let the people know my wisdom, fill the land with smoke
 Dr Awkward: "Contrive day's business" means "make up shit for myself to do while my inferiors do the real work"
 Mexico: This chart is for wads. Real people get up at noon, light up, eat candy whenever they feel hungry, and watch anime all day until they collapse in bed at three in the morning.
 Scoo: Is "prosecute the present study" an old-timey euphemism for poopin'?
Image 228541   01-23-18   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
Score:
150
 
 FatTigerWoods: Home cereal birth gets any baby's life started off right
 RiderFan: Eating cereal with water? *vomits*
 Aufziehvogel: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!"
 adeadcrab: Is this what "Tina from Guangzhou" REALLY looks like?
 Teechur: Doesn't anyone KNOCK anymore?
 PenguinBartender: *hurk*
 dangerkeith3000: Not my kink, but I understand it.
 Dr Awkward: What in the Toucan Sam Hill is going on here?!
Image 228540   01-23-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
265
 
 Shay: Turkey Hillception
 Ulillillia: Not my kink, but I understand it.
 ASTER: This is fucking terrifying.
 Dr Awkward: That's a huge turkey! Good looking bird too.
Image 228539   01-23-18   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
288
 
 Booty Kicker: Move over Obi-wan.
 professorpig: Our Only Hope for WHAT? Free shipping with purchases of over $50?
 Dr Awkward: IP 1.0 Kanobi, you're our only hope.
 agentpaint: Dope. our only dope..
 Sandor: Then we are doomed
 Side Boob: The internet is our only hope, and our greatest curse.
Image 228538   01-23-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
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