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234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

234193  addend: Ugh, ketchup.

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2. redmonkey3
3. Felicity
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5. dangerkeith3000
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234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234027 Felicity: And Elon Musk wants to park there

234099 Prostata: really?



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Robespierre uploaded 234127 (1029 points)
romangreek uploaded 234050 (982 points)
digabigpig uploaded 233970 (956 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 234077 (936 points)
DrinkMixMan uploaded 233689 (901 points)
cybeq uploaded 233708 (900 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 233934 (883 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 233928 (875 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 234070 (865 points)
demonius uploaded 233871 (861 points)


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 2. Yurishiro: 7991 points
 3. Peter Pantsless: 6076 points
 4. barfolomew: 3982 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 3012 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2969 points
 7. Side Boob: 2630 points
 8. Ulillillia: 2459 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 2253 points
10. Shay: 2219 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2180 points
12. Scoo: 2035 points
13. falling: 2033 points
14. Micro Jackson: 1864 points
15. wolfpupy: 1830 points
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 ignatz: @Sandor that's the thing about palindromes..
 Aufziehvogel: Too many cat postings, my opinion...
 Robespierre: @Sandor It's clearly going thataway.
 Sandor: Can't tell which direction it's going
 dangerkeith3000: Fuzzy Tacos!
 barfolomew: @Robespierre It means that the next time I get a kitten it's definitely getting the name "Nitteko."
 Robespierre: It's nittek ocat, @ignatz - but what the hell does THAT mean!??!
 ignatz: Taco kitten is not taco kitten backwards..
Image 228530   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
305
 
 Felicity: We almost have enough Dragonfire energy to revive Cobra Commander
 Robespierre: Nothing like a nice Hot Buttered Rum to warm a priest up on a chilly evening.
Image 228529   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
331
 
 looch: is that a lady gaga hat
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: I bet it's not the one Carey is holding.
 dangerkeith3000: Only one of those children are vaccinated.
 Amy Housewine: Ventriloquist acts are always boring, can't see this one being any different.
 a robot: 4/10, boy's shirt is tucked in; girl's tights are ribbed and shoes have buckles on the sides
 barfolomew: I think this is from the set of "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"
 Robespierre: There's something about this that just screams early-'80s. Is it the cheap jeans - cheap jeans before cheap jeans were cool and expensive?
Image 228528   01-23-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
587
 
 redbranch: @Scoo this made me vote rad
 Kaviri: Shit, are you hungry? Yeah. We should, um, we should get, like some food or something.
 Robespierre: Dr. Snooze's "The Cat Is a Hat" looks wearisome.
 Scoo: My hat is a cat, your argument is invalid
Image 228527   01-23-18   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
441
 
 Teechur: Yorkie-Poo! We love ours!
 barfolomew: You're a puppy!
Image 228526   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
139
 
 DrinkMixMan: I'm surprised the buckle is staying on.
 Amy Housewine: LEEEEEROOOY JENKINS
 kornisjon: (I am too)
 kornisjon: Do you know how I know that you're a huge nerd?
Image 228525   01-23-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
459
 
 Felicity: Dogbro
 dangerkeith3000: Stand Tall!
 Uncle Phil: I thought the guy on the right was angry about the picture taker, but now I think it's about the big pink fleshlight on the table.
 Robespierre: "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?" "Borkf."
 barfolomew: Took the dog out today. He's a pretty chill dude all told.
Image 228524   01-23-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
574
 
 Felicity: You are being monitored by the worldwide cat network
 Teechur: This Neighborhood Watch is probably quite effective.
Image 228523   01-23-18   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
168
 
 GoGo Robotto: dum dum dum ... another gull bites the dust! *kchhh* dum dum dum - another gull bites the dust!
 fumbduck: Need more thoughts and prayers.
Image 228522   01-23-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
336
 
 Not A Bot: Sweet totem
 dangerkeith3000: Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...
 GoGo Robotto: @Hokie333 Ahh, thanks buddy! Another site to waste more time!
 Hokie333: Animals Talking In All Caps had a better caption for this: animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/post/54515511334/…
 barfolomew: It's the precious gems, isn't it? I knew it!
Image 228521   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
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