Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Robespierre
2. addend
3. VeeKay
4. a robot
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Scoo
7. Air Biscuit
8. Not A Bot
9. Mr Bleak
10. sparename



The top ten most commented-on images today:

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Side Boob uploaded 262669 (1174 points)
Natch uploaded 262614 (1028 points)
piratepom uploaded 262612 (908 points)
Scoo uploaded 262818 (874 points)
hoobleton uploaded 262616 (873 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 262778 (864 points)
kittylitter uploaded 262622 (842 points)
WannaBee uploaded 262644 (839 points)
Mexico uploaded 262785 (837 points)
madmax1 uploaded 262661 (833 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 262793 (826 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 262650 (811 points)
Troll uploaded 262753 (757 points)
HenryVIII uploaded 262613 (744 points)
WannaBee uploaded 262656 (741 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Annoying Vegan : 4514 points
 2. Side Boob: 3234 points
 3. apoxia: 2790 points
 4. WannaBee: 2581 points
 5. confession: 1748 points
 6. sumo: 1737 points
 7. The Turks: 1728 points
 8. Shay: 1667 points
 9. frankie: 1605 points
10. E. HONDA: 1554 points
11. Dorb: 1472 points
12. Commodore 64: 1471 points
13. aristocat: 1452 points
14. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
15. claphands: 1396 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Urchin.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 803
Registered users online in past hour: 2259

Average image score (last 24 hours): 292

Total number of comments: 1378396
Total number of images: 262993



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 133884
XP needed for green ranking: 39870
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
634
 
 Wooden Spoon: Owl take three
 Aufziehvogel: Much better than all the cat posts
 Yam: @fanny 16 at the current exchange rate
 Ulillillia: A Funkadelic of owlets.
 fanny: That's gotta be worth at least 20 in the bush
 Jonananathan: A Parliament of owlets.
 El hefe: Nice hooters
Image 228520   01-23-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
591
 
 Wooden Spoon: Firefox has encountered a firewall
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward It says "No HOMERS". We can have one.
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 But you let in Homer Glumplich
 dangerkeith3000: No Homers Allowed.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Just another borkf in the wall
 Teechur: Cats can keep their cardboard boxes.
Image 228519   01-23-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
469
 
 E. HONDA: a true paper of record
 Dr Awkward: I'm so going to order a Frankfurter Sausage Sandwich the next time I get the chance.
 Yam: Is this the fake news I keep hearing about?
 VeeKay: You won't be seeing anythink lika dis on Trumpies twitter page anytime
 a robot: @a robot youtu.be/…
 a robot: "CATCHUP?????"
Image 228518   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
580
 
 UltraBeverly: Tip = -$20 for not getting rid of the bitch I had to listen to through my whole meal. Megan sucks.
 dangerkeith3000: Nice try but that is the guest copy.
 Sadpygmy: Guest copy?
 fanny: great job megan!
 barfolomew: Oh wow, that must we a great way to receive a tip.
Image 228517   01-23-18   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
650
 
 TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.
 Teechur: Me and MY army, that's who!
 flommmm: "No fucking way."
Image 228516   01-23-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
883
 
 Wooden Spoon: @fanny: well they do look sort of chocolaty
 Science: Aww, what a cute pair of poisonous duck-beavers.
 fanny: oh god why was the first thing that popped into my head when i saw this was wanting to smell them?
 Teechur: Platypi
Image 228515   01-23-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
719
 
 E. HONDA: OK, who brought the dog?
 kornisjon: He's all bark, no bite. Clearly.
 Zukero: Dyslexic kids get the best pets!
Image 228514   01-23-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
439
 
 flatluigi: He is not Larry David. Or Dick Cheney
 Dr Awkward: Have you met my pet Racoon? His name is David Larry.
 fanny: He's such a stubborn jeff though he never brings his own
 skillet: At least he's not drinking alone.
 Vladimir Puta: Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug; makes me wanna holler Hi-De-HO!
 UnknownSample: People let me tell you bout my best friend
Image 228513   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
868
 
 Mr Bleak: I SAID NO, AND I MEANT NO! NOW SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR GAZELLE!
 wolfpk: I think we pushed mom a little to far this time!
 barfolomew: I said hands OFF your brother.
 east bay: "Hmm yeah I see the leftover zebra behind the molar"
 Science: "I said 'CALM DOWN!'"
Image 228512   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
329
 
 NoRagrets: Kill....me...
 Side Boob: Nailed it on the first try!
 Chocolate Pain: Outsider art.
Image 228511   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Page 1 ... 3445 3446 3447 3448 3449 3450 3451 ... 26299 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.