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234208  GoGo Robotto: that's one hell of a number, I tell ya!

234187  El hefe: Children for sale

234202  El hefe: Do your premiums go up if you don't crash into things?

234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

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1. Robespierre
2. redmonkey3
3. Felicity
4. Peter Pantsless
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Yurishiro
7. Sadbot
8. Ulillillia
9. Scoo
10. glenalec



The top ten most commented-on images today:

234027 Felicity: And Elon Musk wants to park there

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234099 Prostata: really?

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat



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prospector uploaded 233932 (1218 points)
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Micro Jackson uploaded 233950 (1037 points)
Robespierre uploaded 234127 (1029 points)
romangreek uploaded 234050 (982 points)
digabigpig uploaded 233970 (956 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 234077 (936 points)
DrinkMixMan uploaded 233689 (901 points)
cybeq uploaded 233708 (900 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 233934 (883 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 233928 (875 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 234070 (865 points)
demonius uploaded 233871 (861 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 15740 points
 2. Yurishiro: 7991 points
 3. Peter Pantsless: 6076 points
 4. barfolomew: 3982 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 3012 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2969 points
 7. Side Boob: 2630 points
 8. Ulillillia: 2459 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 2253 points
10. Shay: 2219 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2180 points
12. Scoo: 2035 points
13. falling: 2033 points
14. Micro Jackson: 1864 points
15. wolfpupy: 1830 points
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Score:
622
 
 TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.
 Teechur: Me and MY army, that's who!
 Yurishiro: "No fucking way."
Image 228516   01-23-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
883
 
 Wooden Spoon: @fanny: well they do look sort of chocolaty
 Science: Aww, what a cute pair of poisonous duck-beavers.
 fanny: oh god why was the first thing that popped into my head when i saw this was wanting to smell them?
 Teechur: Platypi
Image 228515   01-23-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
719
 
 E. HONDA: OK, who brought the dog?
 kornisjon: He's all bark, no bite. Clearly.
 Zukero: Dyslexic kids get the best pets!
Image 228514   01-23-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
415
 
 Felicity: He is not Larry David. Or Dick Cheney
 Dr Awkward: Have you met my pet Racoon? His name is David Larry.
 fanny: He's such a stubborn jeff though he never brings his own
 skillet: At least he's not drinking alone.
 Robespierre: Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug; makes me wanna holler Hi-De-HO!
 UnknownSample: People let me tell you bout my best friend
Image 228513   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
845
 
 Mr Bleak: I SAID NO, AND I MEANT NO! NOW SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR GAZELLE!
 wolfpk: I think we pushed mom a little to far this time!
 barfolomew: I said hands OFF your brother.
 Yurishiro: "Hmm yeah I see the leftover zebra behind the molar"
 Science: "I said 'CALM DOWN!'"
Image 228512   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
329
 
 NoRagrets: Kill....me...
 Side Boob: Nailed it on the first try!
 Robespierre: Outsider art.
Image 228511   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
595
 
 Side Boob: DO NOT WANT!!!
 Robespierre: Soulful.
Image 228510   01-23-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
312
 
 dangerkeith3000: *became
 dangerkeith3000: Lisa got really annoying when she because vegetarian. Don't ever make her vegan.
 Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*
 Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.
 Science: @Side Boob: Only if the light source behind that fire is not as bright as the fire itself.
 Side Boob: He can only eat fire.
 Mad Collager: All Natural - No Food Coloring Taste the Invisible Vegetable Flavors
Image 228509   01-23-18   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
250
 
 Mr Bleak: Great! Asshole Bolognese for supper tonight.
 glenalec: At first glance I thought it was pet kibble.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Cornholi pasta..
 dangerkeith3000: *flavored with Tide
 Not A Bot: Poor Bruce Campbell.
Image 228508   01-23-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
557
 
 VeeKay: I predict an unpleasant future for that child.
 Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?
 Side Boob: Get him a Nuka-Cola
 Mad Collager: I said, only top-drawer kids get to work the computer!!
 Scoo: @Zukero Hmm, but what about Macintosh Pluses?
 Zukero: Apple IIs are the new cookie jars.
Image 228507   01-23-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
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