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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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Dominus Umbrae uploaded 262240 (745 points)
Mentos Pormer uploaded 262291 (731 points)
HenryVIII uploaded 262613 (720 points)
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11. Prombom: 1480 points
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15. Pizza: 1387 points
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Score:
883
 
 Wooden Spoon: @fanny: well they do look sort of chocolaty
 Science: Aww, what a cute pair of poisonous duck-beavers.
 fanny: oh god why was the first thing that popped into my head when i saw this was wanting to smell them?
 Teechur: Platypi
Image 228515   01-23-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
719
 
 E. HONDA: OK, who brought the dog?
 kornisjon: He's all bark, no bite. Clearly.
 Zukero: Dyslexic kids get the best pets!
Image 228514   01-23-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
439
 
 flatluigi: He is not Larry David. Or Dick Cheney
 Dr Awkward: Have you met my pet Racoon? His name is David Larry.
 fanny: He's such a stubborn jeff though he never brings his own
 skillet: At least he's not drinking alone.
 Vladimir Puta: Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug; makes me wanna holler Hi-De-HO!
 UnknownSample: People let me tell you bout my best friend
Image 228513   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
868
 
 Mr Bleak: I SAID NO, AND I MEANT NO! NOW SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR GAZELLE!
 wolfpk: I think we pushed mom a little to far this time!
 barfolomew: I said hands OFF your brother.
 east bay: "Hmm yeah I see the leftover zebra behind the molar"
 Science: "I said 'CALM DOWN!'"
Image 228512   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
329
 
 NoRagrets: Kill....me...
 Side Boob: Nailed it on the first try!
 Chocolate Pain: Outsider art.
Image 228511   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
595
 
 Side Boob: DO NOT WANT!!!
 The Man: Soulful.
Image 228510   01-23-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
312
 
 dangerkeith3000: *became
 dangerkeith3000: Lisa got really annoying when she because vegetarian. Don't ever make her vegan.
 Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*
 Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.
 Science: @Side Boob: Only if the light source behind that fire is not as bright as the fire itself.
 Side Boob: He can only eat fire.
 Mad Collager: All Natural - No Food Coloring Taste the Invisible Vegetable Flavors
Image 228509   01-23-18   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
250
 
 Mr Bleak: Great! Asshole Bolognese for supper tonight.
 Mr Mumble: At first glance I thought it was pet kibble.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Cornholi pasta..
 dangerkeith3000: *flavored with Tide
 Not A Bot: Poor Bruce Campbell.
Image 228508   01-23-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
557
 
 VeeKay: I predict an unpleasant future for that child.
 Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?
 Side Boob: Get him a Nuka-Cola
 Mad Collager: I said, only top-drawer kids get to work the computer!!
 Scoo: @Zukero Hmm, but what about Macintosh Pluses?
 Zukero: Apple IIs are the new cookie jars.
Image 228507   01-23-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
141
 
 VeeKay: Get off my lawn!
 PenguinBartender: @a robot I'm always too afraid to admit this -- like there's a hilarious pixel in there, and I just can't see it.
 a robot: Reverse google image search only suggested the search term "youth" for this picture. So all I can do is shake my fist and shout "YOUTHS!" because I have no idea what is going on here or why I should care.
 Not Sam: Poor Carol Merrill - forsaken for THIS.
 Winterneuro: Morgan Friedman told her not to look in the box.
Image 228506   01-23-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
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