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249470  Yurishiro: Someone hug that dog now

249470  Sandor: Nobody puts puppy in the corner

249448  Volwen: Girtle or Turaffe?

249472  Yurishiro: Big dinosaur detector*

249414  Teechur: I, too, would like a barrel of pig and goat, please.

249473  Ihminen: hmm might as well grab a couple of these and eat them while drinking the juice made from those round orange fruits

249419  Teechur: This looks like the graveyard of chargers my stoodints tried to use in my klasshole. Klasshole is my new word for classroom. The comments become infinitely more amusing.

249468  Ihminen: "this is fine"

249455  Ihminen: damnit i've been using mustard all this time and it has not been as effective as this! thanks ketchup!

249459  Ihminen: I bet he is knitting right as i'm typing this comment and whenever you are reading this said comment

249466  Ihminen: snoozefest 2018

249428  Teechur: Is that a table or chair behind the doggos? I'll bet that thing weighs as much as, like, a tree or somethin'

249377  tib gubb: if i says i fits, then i fits.

249451  Teechur: I just hope he didn't grab anything else before he stretched it that far.

249452  Teechur: @Yurishiro Everybody does

248861  Mr Bleak: @Ronick Hold the tip down for five seconds. If that doesn't work, turn it off and back on again.

249456  Teechur: You lost your ladder.

248871  Mr Bleak: Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh ...

249441  trelyate: "hey, FBI, there's this guy in the Oval Office you should look into..."

249467  Mr. Shine: *waves back*

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249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor



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 Wooden Spoon: @fanny: well they do look sort of chocolaty
 Science: Aww, what a cute pair of poisonous duck-beavers.
 fanny: oh god why was the first thing that popped into my head when i saw this was wanting to smell them?
 Teechur: Platypi
Image 228515   01-23-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
719
 
 E. HONDA: OK, who brought the dog?
 kornisjon: He's all bark, no bite. Clearly.
 Zukero: Dyslexic kids get the best pets!
Image 228514   01-23-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
439
 
 flatluigi: He is not Larry David. Or Dick Cheney
 Dr Awkward: Have you met my pet Racoon? His name is David Larry.
 fanny: He's such a stubborn jeff though he never brings his own
 skillet: At least he's not drinking alone.
 Vladimir Puta: Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug; makes me wanna holler Hi-De-HO!
 UnknownSample: People let me tell you bout my best friend
Image 228513   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
868
 
 Mr Bleak: I SAID NO, AND I MEANT NO! NOW SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR GAZELLE!
 wolfpk: I think we pushed mom a little to far this time!
 barfolomew: I said hands OFF your brother.
 Yurishiro: "Hmm yeah I see the leftover zebra behind the molar"
 Science: "I said 'CALM DOWN!'"
Image 228512   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
329
 
 NoRagrets: Kill....me...
 Side Boob: Nailed it on the first try!
 Chocolate Pain: Outsider art.
Image 228511   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
595
 
 Side Boob: DO NOT WANT!!!
 The Man: Soulful.
Image 228510   01-23-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
312
 
 dangerkeith3000: *became
 dangerkeith3000: Lisa got really annoying when she because vegetarian. Don't ever make her vegan.
 Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*
 Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.
 Science: @Side Boob: Only if the light source behind that fire is not as bright as the fire itself.
 Side Boob: He can only eat fire.
 Mad Collager: All Natural - No Food Coloring Taste the Invisible Vegetable Flavors
Image 228509   01-23-18   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
250
 
 Mr Bleak: Great! Asshole Bolognese for supper tonight.
 Mr Mumble: At first glance I thought it was pet kibble.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Cornholi pasta..
 dangerkeith3000: *flavored with Tide
 Not A Bot: Poor Bruce Campbell.
Image 228508   01-23-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
557
 
 VeeKay: I predict an unpleasant future for that child.
 Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?
 Side Boob: Get him a Nuka-Cola
 Mad Collager: I said, only top-drawer kids get to work the computer!!
 Scoo: @Zukero Hmm, but what about Macintosh Pluses?
 Zukero: Apple IIs are the new cookie jars.
Image 228507   01-23-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
141
 
 VeeKay: Get off my lawn!
 PenguinBartender: @a robot I'm always too afraid to admit this -- like there's a hilarious pixel in there, and I just can't see it.
 a robot: Reverse google image search only suggested the search term "youth" for this picture. So all I can do is shake my fist and shout "YOUTHS!" because I have no idea what is going on here or why I should care.
 Not Sam: Poor Carol Merrill - forsaken for THIS.
 Winterneuro: Morgan Friedman told her not to look in the box.
Image 228506   01-23-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
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