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249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

249323  tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow

249324  dangerkeith3000: Baby Riley is a cool name I guess, but I would have went for Baba O'Reily.

249324  Knice: Wow, I was at least three weeks old before I could write!

151373  dangerkeith3000: Oh god he's stuck in a fart bubble!

249298  dangerkeith3000: Can't wait for May 29th.

249318  barfolomew: Well you should have specified

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1. Felicity
2. tib gubb
3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Robespierre
6. Side Boob
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9. Dr Awkward
10. Micro Jackson



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249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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Supermansbrother uploaded 248861 (933 points)
Fursona uploaded 248879 (888 points)
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Supermansbrother uploaded 248855 (877 points)
Warrax uploaded 248880 (859 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 248920 (846 points)
Vanna uploaded 248979 (834 points)
aeroaero uploaded 248815 (831 points)
Fuzzpot uploaded 249097 (828 points)


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 3. barfolomew: 5548 points
 4. WannaBee: 3551 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 3081 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2936 points
 7. fanny: 2648 points
 8. Warrax: 2601 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 2393 points
11. wordjones: 1999 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1972 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
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Score:
557
 
 VeeKay: I predict an unpleasant future for that child.
 Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?
 Side Boob: Get him a Nuka-Cola
 Mad Collager: I said, only top-drawer kids get to work the computer!!
 Scoo: @Zukero Hmm, but what about Macintosh Pluses?
 Zukero: Apple IIs are the new cookie jars.
Image 228507   01-23-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
141
 
 VeeKay: Get off my lawn!
 PenguinBartender: @a robot I'm always too afraid to admit this -- like there's a hilarious pixel in there, and I just can't see it.
 a robot: Reverse google image search only suggested the search term "youth" for this picture. So all I can do is shake my fist and shout "YOUTHS!" because I have no idea what is going on here or why I should care.
 Not Sam: Poor Carol Merrill - forsaken for THIS.
 Winterneuro: Morgan Friedman told her not to look in the box.
Image 228506   01-23-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Image 228505 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Dorb. We'll pray for you, Dorb.
Score:
843
 
 Felicity: The antimohawk
 KyleisBobDole: @dangerkeith3000 Love those beautiful Iowa mountains in the background.
 Jabberwikket: Unicornrows
 funny in the wall: you should get that looked at
 Mad Collager: Why stop at furrowing your brow?
 dangerkeith3000: Iowa's most gifted photographer.
 cthulhu: Ploughed ... for HER pleasure.
 ignatz: Children of the cornrows
Image 228504   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Image 228503 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by shipotle. You have brought shame on us, shipotle.
Score:
651
 
 E. HONDA: youtu.be/…
 DrinkMixMan: All hail Mo-lar, dark prince of Mouthland
 fanny: i so badly want this
 Relp: That's a healthy smile, right there.
 sparenamelaptopdied: I went to the dentist to get a clown fitted
 dangerkeith3000: The teeth have gums!
 fumbduck: "We all floss down here."
 WTF: "Brush your teeth or I will find you!"
Image 228502   01-23-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
1153
 
 ignatz: Always RAD this little guy..
Image 228501   01-23-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
830
 
 Jabberwikket: Mckayla ?
 2Berries: I'm smirking right back at ya!
 Side Boob: This cat is my spirit animal.
 sparenamelaptopdied: A sneerkat
 hanky: "Hm. You call that kibble? Colour me dubious."
 Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?
 Dr Awkward: This cat is making an Emma Watson / Hermoine smirk
 ignatz: Cute/Delicious conundrum #228501
Image 228500   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
575
 
 WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."
 PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.
 WotGives: Hear how Sears left pensioners $170m short and took retention bonuses of $3.7b a week before final closure?
Image 228499   01-23-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
593
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Hyphae: Shark has the cute/delicious conundrum
Image 228498   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
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