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234202  El hefe: Do your premiums go up if you don't crash into things?

234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

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2. redmonkey3
3. Felicity
4. Peter Pantsless
5. dangerkeith3000
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9. Scoo
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

234027 Felicity: And Elon Musk wants to park there

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234099 Prostata: really?

233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy



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Yurishiro uploaded 234077 (936 points)
DrinkMixMan uploaded 233689 (901 points)
cybeq uploaded 233708 (900 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 233934 (883 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 233928 (875 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 234070 (865 points)
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 2. Yurishiro: 7991 points
 3. Peter Pantsless: 6076 points
 4. barfolomew: 3982 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 3012 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2969 points
 7. Side Boob: 2630 points
 8. Ulillillia: 2459 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 2253 points
10. Shay: 2219 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2180 points
12. Scoo: 2035 points
13. falling: 2033 points
14. Micro Jackson: 1864 points
15. wolfpupy: 1830 points
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Score:
840
 
 Jabberwikket: Mckayla ?
 2Berries: I'm smirking right back at ya!
 Side Boob: This cat is my spirit animal.
 sparenamelaptopdied: A sneerkat
 Robespierre: "Hm. You call that kibble? Colour me dubious."
 Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?
 Dr Awkward: This cat is making an Emma Watson / Hermoine smirk
 ignatz: Cute/Delicious conundrum #228501
Image 228500   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
575
 
 WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."
 PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.
 WotGives: Hear how Sears left pensioners $170m short and took retention bonuses of $3.7b a week before final closure?
Image 228499   01-23-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
593
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Hyphae: Shark has the cute/delicious conundrum
Image 228498   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
685
 
 Mr Bleak: Chicken Phaal: not even once.
 Felicity: Joanna Hex
 VeeKay: Please be a tattoo! Please oh please!
 dangerkeith3000: That one episode of Breaking Bad
 Yam: Shin Becky no Kyojin
 fumbduck: She had the paramedics wait for 30 minutes because she wasn't satisfied with how the snapchat turned out. Millenials.
 Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy zombie
 Prostata: walk it off
 WTF: My torn up flesh with gaping wound is up here!
Image 228497   01-23-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
749
 
 Scoo: @barfolomew Already did!
 barfolomew: Okay, now face-swap 'em.
Image 228496   01-23-18   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
580
 
 Aufziehvogel: Is this from Alexey Kondakov?
 a sedated moose: Is this the living painting thing from Arrested Development?
 Dr Awkward: C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that's only 40 cherries?
Image 228495   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
589
 
 Robespierre: "Talk to the..." No. No, I will NOT.
 Teechur: *palmface?
 Teechur: *facepalm
 WTF: "This is the last time I go to this Plastic Surgeon"
 Zukero: Self improvement, lesson one.
 Yurishiro: This isn't even my final form.
 barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.
Image 228494   01-23-18   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
423
 
 Not A Bot: question: does anyone else wonder...why he had his balls out at work?
 sparenamelaptopdied: The old black and white VHF Ariel
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro "Ach! Back to thae loch with'ye, Nessie"
 Robespierre: "And now, emanating from the Secaucus Lounge of the fabulous Fandango Hotel in Weehawken, New Jersey, we proudly present the celestial melodies of Lou Waxman and his Orchestra, who ask the age old musical question..."
 Dr Awkward: Onward, Men. Adventure awaits!
 Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!
 Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!
Image 228493   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
531
 
 Dr Awkward: Usually, the "I" in team is a fucking A-hole. Looking at you, Gary.
 Zukero: Strangely, the weirdness of the I is inversely proportional to the weirdness of the A-hole
 Robespierre: Not in MY 'A' Hole, sport - speak for yourself.
 Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.
 Yurishiro: heh, clever
Image 228492   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
913
 
 VeeKay: Laugh out loud funny. Brilliant.
 Ulillillia: starring Harry S. Plinkett
 Dr Awkward: By the author of "I hope your burnt your fucking tongue off with the lava cheese on my pizza rolls"
 El Barto: It was that girl who featured on MBMBaM.
Image 228491   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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