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249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

249323  tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow

249324  dangerkeith3000: Baby Riley is a cool name I guess, but I would have went for Baba O'Reily.

249324  Knice: Wow, I was at least three weeks old before I could write!

151373  dangerkeith3000: Oh god he's stuck in a fart bubble!

249298  dangerkeith3000: Can't wait for May 29th.

249318  barfolomew: Well you should have specified

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249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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 5. Annoying Vegan : 3081 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2936 points
 7. fanny: 2648 points
 8. Warrax: 2601 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 2393 points
11. wordjones: 1999 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1972 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
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Score:
372
 
 Felicity: Hard candy
 glenalec: New line in M+Ms just in.
 Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House
 Coach Teacher: Kevin Spacey's new shop.
 Yurishiro: Directly from the cum factory!
Image 228488   01-23-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
650
 
 Felicity: Thank goodness its only a photo. If this was in real life, I would have to take this cat home
 Aufziehvogel: Scorefarming
 Teechur: I can haz NOT baff?
 Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?
Image 228487   01-23-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
241
 
 SpaceCow: He was part of the Manga Corps. Back when you had to walk six miles to Blockbuster to rent either Devilman or Akira because Macross was always out.
 RiderFan: His next caption would be, "And where can I find one".
 VeeKay: Was it cold?
 funny in the wall: this is a great argument for not letting vets return home
 sergeant: So, such madness is all YOUR fault, then.
 barfolomew: Specifically, Attack on Titan
 Yurishiro: jk lol
 WTF: Yes, the great Hentai war of 2008.
Image 228486   01-23-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
565
 
 SpaceCow: Hey, I see you and I hear you.
 Matricii: "I'm so happy you exist!" *gets bear maced for 3 full minutes*
 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever
 Teechur: ....bath, and beyond because you can get great deals there!
 Teechur: I would like to take you to bed....
 UnknownSample: I'd love to wear your skin.
 Mad Collager: 29)You feel great!
 jochenau: You smell nice.
 ignatz: You have a great pair of minds..
 Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.
 FabricMan: You're looking very healthy
 tokyopig: 28) More people with your opinion need to speak out.
 a sedated moose: I read all of these in a sarcastic tone.
 Mr. Shine: I like how you don't let your rampant lice problem dull your fashion sense.
 Side Boob: You are shit at posting on the Friendly Spaceship
 sparenamelaptopdied: I like how you take any joyful situation and immediately find a downside
Image 228485   01-23-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
214
 
 Greifer: covefe?
 HenryVIII: I;m thinking about thos Hambubgers
 VeeKay: I could just go for a hambubger right about now.
 Mr. Shine: From Bubger Kirg?
Image 228484   01-23-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
388
 
 White Rice: @Teechur Ayyyyy LMAO
 Aufziehvogel: Area over 9000
 Teechur: That last one should be Area 420, amirite?
 Skaalar: Area 34 is... Difficult to leave.
 Yurishiro: This is disrespectful to the body of that fake alien.
 tokyopig: I'll stick to area 77 thanks.
Image 228483   01-23-18   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
250
 
 Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."
 Otterman: Request more information, please.
Image 228482   01-23-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
213
 
 ignatz: Done had ma nails did
 Kaviri: I imagined this being sung over the slinky jingle.
Image 228481   01-23-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
245
 
 Greifer: dig in!
 cenecia: bone apple chompers!
 a robot: God damn it, people
 Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.
 FabricMan: It's okay. Those are Free & Gentle Tide Pods(tm)! They're perfectly safe to eat
 barfolomew: Look. This joke was mildly amusing when it was a joke. Then idiots who have no excuse actually started eating them. The stupid has officially overtaken the funny.
 when so: @Teechur I thought that's what they were filled with?????
 Teechur: Putting sauce on Tide pods won't make them any better for you.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Yum Yum Cum Shop"
Image 228480   01-23-18   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
507
 
 Not A Bot: "ding"
 humanfog: Suuure he did.
 GTA VII: Pray for my brother, ain't nothin wrong with him he just look like a legoman
Image 228479   01-23-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
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