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272517  eradicator: Who rad votes this shit?

272472  Theimposter: Hold my purse, he's about to identify as an ER patient.

272497  Air Biscuit: Wrap the pickle in bacon and deep fry it?

272500  Dr Awkward: Is that a person inside the computer there?

272449  copunter: clearly a girl's handwriting

272504  Dr Awkward: Hookin' like a sweater in church?

272504  Prostata: Hookin' like a sweater in church

272463  copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272463  copunter: rad for pairing second branches thrice removed

272499  Not A Bot: If you could not commit crimes, that would be great.

272467  copunter: bite. only bite. bite? bite.

272481  copunter: the cats are not what they seem

272504  Side Boob: Same.

272491  Teechur: @kittylitter looks like it might be a Norwich terrier. Like the one in Best in Show.

272492  Teechur: That's not how the Lionel Ritchie song goes

272422  DrinkMixMan: I can't bear making fun of this polar-izing issue

272439  DrinkMixMan: yougoddafrendinme

272451  DrinkMixMan: FW to mom!

272460  DrinkMixMan: nice dog mask

272486  burritos: Waiting for the Viagra to kick in, then it's back to the Doubletree!

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272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!



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Score:
565
 
 SpaceCow: Hey, I see you and I hear you.
 Matricii: "I'm so happy you exist!" *gets bear maced for 3 full minutes*
 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever
 Teechur: ....bath, and beyond because you can get great deals there!
 Teechur: I would like to take you to bed....
 UnknownSample: I'd love to wear your skin.
 Mad Collager: 29)You feel great!
 jochenau: You smell nice.
 flushpuppy: You have a great pair of minds..
 guccigucci: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.
 FabricMan: You're looking very healthy
 tokyopig: 28) More people with your opinion need to speak out.
 a sedated moose: I read all of these in a sarcastic tone.
 Mr. Shine: I like how you don't let your rampant lice problem dull your fashion sense.
 Side Boob: You are shit at posting on the Friendly Spaceship
 sparenamelaptopdied: I like how you take any joyful situation and immediately find a downside
Image 228485   01-23-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
214
 
 Greifer: covefe?
 HenryVIII: I;m thinking about thos Hambubgers
 hoobleton: I could just go for a hambubger right about now.
 Mr. Shine: From Bubger Kirg?
Image 228484   01-23-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
388
 
 White Rice: @Teechur Ayyyyy LMAO
 Aufziehvogel: Area over 9000
 Teechur: That last one should be Area 420, amirite?
 Skaalar: Area 34 is... Difficult to leave.
 Handyman: This is disrespectful to the body of that fake alien.
 tokyopig: I'll stick to area 77 thanks.
Image 228483   01-23-18   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
250
 
 Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."
 Otterman: Request more information, please.
Image 228482   01-23-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
213
 
 snekeyes: Done had ma nails did
 Kaviri: I imagined this being sung over the slinky jingle.
Image 228481   01-23-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
245
 
 Greifer: dig in!
 cenecia: bone apple chompers!
 a robot: God damn it, people
 Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.
 FabricMan: It's okay. Those are Free & Gentle Tide Pods(tm)! They're perfectly safe to eat
 barfolomew: Look. This joke was mildly amusing when it was a joke. Then idiots who have no excuse actually started eating them. The stupid has officially overtaken the funny.
 when so: @Teechur I thought that's what they were filled with?????
 Teechur: Putting sauce on Tide pods won't make them any better for you.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Yum Yum Cum Shop"
Image 228480   01-23-18   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
507
 
 Not A Bot: "ding"
 humanfog: Suuure he did.
 GTA VII: Pray for my brother, ain't nothin wrong with him he just look like a legoman
Image 228479   01-23-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
214
 
 Mr Bleak: Oh, "CORE". I thought they had "COPS" written on their backs... *blush*
 watwatwat: @Mr. Shine - the plant is under-sized. He should have thrown it back, not taken it home.
 Winterneuro: @Mr. Shine theres nothing wrong with the pot. Its the plant in it they have a problem with.
 Science: @Mr. Shine: Brazil isn't poor people friendly
 Zukero: What a catch!
 Mr. Shine: I thought Brazil was pot-friendly? Maybe that's not what's happening here?
Image 228478   01-23-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
571
 
 Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.
 MasterTwig: Day 33. They still don't know i'm an Eggplant.
 when so: switcherinoed pepsi
 reply: you got me!
 Soy Peso: Will aubergine do?
Image 228477   01-23-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
790
 
 karmakat: AW! THAT'S SO CUTE!
 Teechur: Cutest phrenologist EVAR!
Image 228476   01-23-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
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