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234208  GoGo Robotto: that's one hell of a number, I tell ya!

234187  El hefe: Children for sale

234202  El hefe: Do your premiums go up if you don't crash into things?

234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

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234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234027 Felicity: And Elon Musk wants to park there

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234023 a robot: Careful now.

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234099 Prostata: really?

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick



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Score:
388
 
 White Rice: @Teechur Ayyyyy LMAO
 Aufziehvogel: Area over 9000
 Teechur: That last one should be Area 420, amirite?
 Skaalar: Area 34 is... Difficult to leave.
 Yurishiro: This is disrespectful to the body of that fake alien.
 tokyopig: I'll stick to area 77 thanks.
Image 228483   01-23-18   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
250
 
 Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."
 Otterman: Request more information, please.
Image 228482   01-23-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
213
 
 ignatz: Done had ma nails did
 Kaviri: I imagined this being sung over the slinky jingle.
Image 228481   01-23-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
245
 
 Greifer: dig in!
 cenecia: bone apple chompers!
 a robot: God damn it, people
 Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.
 FabricMan: It's okay. Those are Free & Gentle Tide Pods(tm)! They're perfectly safe to eat
 barfolomew: Look. This joke was mildly amusing when it was a joke. Then idiots who have no excuse actually started eating them. The stupid has officially overtaken the funny.
 when so: @Teechur I thought that's what they were filled with?????
 Teechur: Putting sauce on Tide pods won't make them any better for you.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Yum Yum Cum Shop"
Image 228480   01-23-18   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
507
 
 Not A Bot: "ding"
 humanfog: Suuure he did.
 GTA VII: Pray for my brother, ain't nothin wrong with him he just look like a legoman
Image 228479   01-23-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
214
 
 Mr Bleak: Oh, "CORE". I thought they had "COPS" written on their backs... *blush*
 glenalec: @Mr. Shine - the plant is under-sized. He should have thrown it back, not taken it home.
 Winterneuro: @Mr. Shine theres nothing wrong with the pot. Its the plant in it they have a problem with.
 Science: @Mr. Shine: Brazil isn't poor people friendly
 Zukero: What a catch!
 Mr. Shine: I thought Brazil was pot-friendly? Maybe that's not what's happening here?
Image 228478   01-23-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
571
 
 Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.
 MasterTwig: Day 33. They still don't know i'm an Eggplant.
 when so: switcherinoed pepsi
 GoGo Robotto: you got me!
 ignatz: Will aubergine do?
Image 228477   01-23-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
790
 
 karmakat: AW! THAT'S SO CUTE!
 Teechur: Cutest phrenologist EVAR!
Image 228476   01-23-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
196
 
 Otterman: 'Murica
 tokyopig: This had better be the parking lot for a discount liquor store.
 Teechur: Not centered, crooked, taking up a "non-differently-abled" space...
Image 228475   01-23-18   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
153
 
 Vladimir Puta: i agree with this @Otterman
 a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"
 dangerkeith3000: The only way to win is not to play.
 Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"
 Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.
 Teechur: @Zukero He already won a presidency, why not let him win some kids, too! LOL!
 Zukero: @Teechur oops :p
 Teechur: @Zukero Without the comma, your comment makes me lol
 Zukero: Let him win kids. It's for your own good.
 Yurishiro: So? Where are you putin the X?
Image 228474   01-23-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
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