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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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 Vladimir Puta: i agree with this @Otterman
 a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"
 dangerkeith3000: The only way to win is not to play.
 Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"
 Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.
 Teechur: @Zukero He already won a presidency, why not let him win some kids, too! LOL!
 Zukero: @Teechur oops :p
 Teechur: @Zukero Without the comma, your comment makes me lol
 Zukero: Let him win kids. It's for your own good.
 titular role: So? Where are you putin the X?
Image 228474   01-23-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
360
 
 Zukero: Is that the cockblocker I've been hearing about?
 artfulcodger: I don't have the energy for this.
Image 228473   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
609
 
 VeeKay: Santa's house -vs- Santa's toy factory.
 Teechur: I didn't realize the Polar Express was a triple-decker!
 9inchfails: Big corporations vs. small entrepreneurs.
Image 228472   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
397
 
 Skaalar: @Felicity The SE, I remember very clearly what it looked like when I was rubbing magnets on the screen to get the pretty colors.
 Tacorleone: @Skaalar Which middle one, the Macintosh SE or the dark gray laptop? From 1987-1994 I would have loved to have had a Macintosh SE
 Mern Trulbo: And the one on the left was the one I had as my office adjunct to my X70 luggable - too bad our "IT Department" couldn't tell the difference between the two different floppy formats of the day - the office box had a 5"-er and the X70 had (and still has) 3-1/2"-er - made data transfer a pain. And then there were the displays - green monochrome vs. orange monochrome...
 Colbo Mundus: @Skaalar I played "golf" on mine. And "Air Traffic Controller" - that's the disc I had inserted when I learned what "format" means.
 Skaalar: We had that one right in the middle when I was in 2nd grade. You could play a shitty wheel of fortune or that one game where you shoot the monster heads at the other monster heads.
 Teechur: Your museum belongs in a museum of museums.
Image 228471   01-23-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
696
 
 a robot: All grown up: #228489
 Teechur: That's a cute little Yin-Yang you got there.
Image 228470   01-23-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
526
 
 White Rice: @tokyopig try as you might, you wont be able to get the wizard to drop his disguise. Go find some other wizard to kill, young man.
 tokyopig: Gun show is the reason I'm here. Also Wizards have no sense of right and wrong.
 canada: Credit Kc Green
Image 228469   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
241
 
 Mr Bleak: For those mornings when you can't get just one stream.
 Austin: I'm imagining a jumping water fountain
 augustus: For the man with two of everything.
 San DoDo: Whatever you do, do not cross the streams
 whipwing: Instructions unclear: stood with a foot in each and peed on the wall.
 charlemagne: for that post sex piss
 Bohab: Don't cross the streams
Image 228468   01-23-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
551
 
 gorilla: Perfect Xmas
Image 228467   01-23-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
552
 
 beep: Not just the sense of it but the actual restraint.
 when so: And yes, I have proof.
Image 228466   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
405
 
 Teechur: Your fawn is overweight.
Image 228465   01-23-18   Uploaded by    SaltLick
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