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234202  El hefe: Do your premiums go up if you don't crash into things?

234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

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2. redmonkey3
3. Felicity
4. Peter Pantsless
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9. Scoo
10. glenalec



The top ten most commented-on images today:

234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

234027 Felicity: And Elon Musk wants to park there

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234099 Prostata: really?

233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy



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Yurishiro uploaded 234077 (936 points)
DrinkMixMan uploaded 233689 (901 points)
cybeq uploaded 233708 (900 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 233934 (883 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 233928 (875 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 234070 (865 points)
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 3. Peter Pantsless: 6076 points
 4. barfolomew: 3982 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 3012 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2969 points
 7. Side Boob: 2630 points
 8. Ulillillia: 2459 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 2253 points
10. Shay: 2219 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2180 points
12. Scoo: 2035 points
13. falling: 2033 points
14. Micro Jackson: 1864 points
15. wolfpupy: 1830 points
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 brian greene: war is never about who wins its about whos left
 Yurishiro: Thank you for your service.
Image 228460   01-23-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
391
 
 Yurishiro: @fanny Brag!
 Spazstatic: @fanny it's dying? I thought it just got homework assigned!
 fanny: @Not A Bot I'm slightly better looking than a dying deer!
 Not A Bot: Little House on the Fanny
Image 228459   01-23-18   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
463
 
 whcvgre78: Hey, are we seriously not making girlfriend jokes anymore?
 Teechur: @MasterTwig These kinda remind me of Shrek's ears!
 MasterTwig: You know what? Horse ears are pretty cute.
 Teechur: Hay, now. Let's be more humble when we win a race.
 Coach Teacher: Derpony.
Image 228458   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
716
 
 tib gubb: plotting world domination through adorableness
Image 228457   01-23-18   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
628
 
 trelyate: Rocket Raccoon Gets a DUI
 funny in the wall: for about 10 years now, i've wanted to get a baby raccoon and to name it Cartman. this seems like a good candidate
 El hefe: Trash panda in its natty setting
 Coach Teacher: Like you don't have a raccoon in your deathbed.
 Amy Housewine: Angry Jeff clearly feels let down by life.
 tib gubb: you might have a drinking problem when your raccoons are alcoholics
Image 228456   01-23-18   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
525
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 228455   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
423
 
 Coach Teacher: My milkshake brings all the reasonably priced boys to the yard.
 tokyopig: Sorry, but I'm only interested in getting 100% off when it comes to my penis rubs.
 Urn BooUrn: That's a good value.
Image 228454   01-22-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
503
 
 Robespierre: Albino Anubis is white.
 El hefe: Un-furry
Image 228453   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
197
 
 dangerkeith3000: It can still be a surprise if you were too drunk to remember.
 funny in the wall: i didn't finish my thought last time this was posted but i think it was way easier to convince my wife that i need a 4 K OLED TV while she was pregnant.
 Robespierre: The Classics are coming fast and furious these days. Don't tell me the Internet is running out of images...
 Side Boob: I was hoping for a Ferrari
 Yurishiro: Don't be ridiculous, I expected a tablet. How could a plasma TV get outta there?!
 tokyopig: My expectation was that people would have a greater understanding of the human menstrual cycle but I suppose the prevention-only approach works in a patronizing sort of way.
 Amy Housewine: That's what I was promised.
Image 228452   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
303
 
 El hefe: The life and times of Vladimir Putin
 Yurishiro: moar ber
 raditzu: @Winterneuro Star Wars concept "art"
 Coach Teacher: and they were never heard from again.
 DarkTeddy: What did you expect?
 Winterneuro: Ugliest Ewok I done ever seen
 Urn BooUrn: It takes a lot to get kicked out of the Gander Mountain.
Image 228451   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
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