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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.



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Score:
213
 
 dangerkeith3000: It can still be a surprise if you were too drunk to remember.
 funny in the wall: i didn't finish my thought last time this was posted but i think it was way easier to convince my wife that i need a 4 K OLED TV while she was pregnant.
 Jolly Well: The Classics are coming fast and furious these days. Don't tell me the Internet is running out of images...
 Side Boob: I was hoping for a Ferrari
 Rembo Prundus: Don't be ridiculous, I expected a tablet. How could a plasma TV get outta there?!
 tokyopig: My expectation was that people would have a greater understanding of the human menstrual cycle but I suppose the prevention-only approach works in a patronizing sort of way.
 Amy Housewine: That's what I was promised.
Image 228452   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
303
 
 El hefe: The life and times of Vladimir Putin
 Mern Trulbo: moar ber
 raditzu: @Winterneuro Star Wars concept "art"
 Coach Teacher: and they were never heard from again.
 DarkTeddy: What did you expect?
 Winterneuro: Ugliest Ewok I done ever seen
 Urn BooUrn: It takes a lot to get kicked out of the Gander Mountain.
Image 228451   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
294
 
 Nope: Death is the road to awe
Image 228450   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
345
 
 Gentleman: "My dog ate my camera"
 Amy Housewine: Photdography.
 a robot: Photographer dog thinks you set the tripod up too high
Image 228449   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
362
 
 apoxia: We call that a pad of refill.
 Coach Teacher: @Fiveninety Ole 590 has it true.
 tokyopig: A tree died for this.
 Whatever: No batteries required
 Scoo: Everything old is new again
 Fiveninety: it means it doesn't have the stupid spiral wire that always partially unravels and forms razor-sharp hooks at the ends that get caught on and tear holes in your backpack, your clothes, your flesh, etc
Image 228448   01-22-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
753
 
 Mr Bleak: I wanna Rad this a dozen times. Damn.
 Scoo: Username/upload combo!
 Nope: hayyyyyyyyy
Image 228447   01-22-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
712
 
 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.
 tib gubb: i imagine that's the feeling of a lot of people
 a robot: After Matt Groening got all old and had kids and stuff, his kids made their way into the Life In Hell comics. This just makes me laugh every damn time: tinyurl.com/…
 Ulillillia: Young Richard Dawkins
 Aufziehvogel: "I want to play cum putergame" is bot everyones option
 Aufziehvogel: Aim for the moon, they say. Even if you mis... You will fall into the deep void of space and die alone. Uhm, what did I just want to say?
 Minnesotan: me too
 ughjeez: Seven and a switchblade.
 Greek Fire: Kratos, age 8
 Nope: Wondershowzen was a great show.
Image 228446   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
584
 
 minimum max: Come on @Ulillillia
 Ulillillia: "Zero mes given"
Image 228445   01-22-18   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
460
 
 Jabberwikket: @Aufziehvogel you'll have to level up & buy the expansion for that
 Aufziehvogel: I want to punch God in the face.
 Ulillillia: I want to "no", I want to "no", you need to let it go, you need to let it go
 Scoo: No
 Nope: How'd you get a hold of my career planning?
Image 228444   01-22-18   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
406
 
 Side Boob: Make her to clean while she's up there. She won't go back
 Mr. Shine: Your architect is likely an idiot.
 apoxia: The naughty step.
 Coach Teacher: do a flip!
 Scoo: That's something my daughter would do. With my encouragement, of course.
 Nope: Jump jump jump jump!
Image 228443   01-22-18   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
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