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253457  Mr Bleak: Just a mere cat...

253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

253828  Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.

253709  FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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9. Spazstatic
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253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke



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Vladimir Puta uploaded 253567 (831 points)
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10. cannabis: 2037 points
11. Jonananathan: 1897 points
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14. mrmrmr: 1686 points
15. dirtstick: 1560 points
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Score:
247
 
 Aufziehvogel: Still hungry
 Musician: In ocean, calmari eat you
 Ulillillia: @Hokie333 Aww, and I thought the dolphin was just enjoying some calamari :(
 BavidDowie: Dey ded
 Hokie333: This made the 'weird news' rounds last week. Dolphin eats octopus, but octopus gets a tentacle around the dolphin's larnyx and chokes it. Sad button.
 Warrax: "I wish this was deep fried, but I live in the ocean."
Image 228424   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
559
 
 kornisjon: @Felicity Very good!
 time is wastin: @kornisjon Come on, come on, come on, come on, now, pet me, baby
 sundragon: On the cusp of annoyance.
 kornisjon: That's a very Jim Morrison stare.
 Side Boob: What a handsome kitty!
Image 228423   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
237
 
 VeeKay: Adapt, improvise, overcome. Birbs have started doing this because they have learned that the toxic nicotine keeps lice out of their nests. TRUE STORY.
 Lantry: low birth weight for an easier birth!
 BavidDowie: This is how hummingbirds actually work
 sparename: The nest of Snoopy's friend Woodbine
Image 228422   01-22-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
443
 
 Zukero: Autorad for Gandahar!
 Eleftheros: OHANA MEANS FAMILY
 Scoo: @Springbok "Glow Titties" is my dancin' name. Mostly because of "Glow", but that's a long story.
 Springbok: Mmm... I love me some glowtitties and chestass.
 Ulillillia: I bring you peace
Image 228421   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Capital
Image 228420 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jolly Well. Your image was bad, Jolly Well.
Score:
613
 
 Mr Bleak: @Springbok If you have to ask, you are far too sober to play this game.
 VeeKay: An enema of the people.
 apoxia: That doesn't look comfortable, in either direction.
 Spazstatic: Use Water Gun!
 Springbok: Is it going out... or coming in?
 Ulillillia: This town needs an enema!
 sparename: An old friend once described his fit of vomiting after a heavy drinking session as being like having a fire-hose up his arse
Image 228419   01-22-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
560
 
 Jabberwikket: Hey, do you have a minute to talk about why you should give me treats?
Image 228418   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
511
 
 John Blender: I need that sign for my desk.
 Scoo: Same
 sparename: " # ...I'm try-in' not to to lose my yurt, ah huh-huh-huh.... It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder, How I keep from going under # "
Image 228417   01-22-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
668
 
 grizzly: Been waiting to use this joke for 30 years.
 Side Boob: ...Cue the music!
 fanny: only missed it by 226,000!
 a sedated moose: Is this the pinnacle of Spaceship timely?
 Ulillillia: Happy Two Thousand and A-Team
 Skaalar: Well arent you just a smarty pants.
Image 228416   01-22-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
132
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 228415   01-22-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
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