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269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

269026  Korrok: Korrok approves...

269088  doindabs: You must water your an cermet so your an cermet will grow. Beautiful an cermet

269066  lecj07: Would have expected DP to leave jt making a crude gesture.

269076  VeeKay: Augh! The dog got in ma pot!

269077  Ihminen: a very tiny giraffe with a normal sized head i guess

269046  Not A Bot: Way meaner version of the shaving cream prank

269062  fanny: perfect excuse for cop to get a just in case frisk in, too

269077  fanny: wut

269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

269081  Vault Dweller: This is the only ar of this model because it has more safety hazards than a bicycle on the highway

268775  Mr Bleak: Engineer Father. Mr Bleak Approves. Mrs Bleak says she is glad we never had children.

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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11. beyardo: 1584 points
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Score:
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 Aufziehvogel: Still hungry
 Musician: In ocean, calmari eat you
 Ulillillia: @Hokie333 Aww, and I thought the dolphin was just enjoying some calamari :(
 BavidDowie: Dey ded
 Hokie333: This made the 'weird news' rounds last week. Dolphin eats octopus, but octopus gets a tentacle around the dolphin's larnyx and chokes it. Sad button.
 Warrax: "I wish this was deep fried, but I live in the ocean."
Image 228424   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
559
 
 kornisjon: @Felicity Very good!
 time is wastin: @kornisjon Come on, come on, come on, come on, now, pet me, baby
 sundragon: On the cusp of annoyance.
 kornisjon: That's a very Jim Morrison stare.
 Side Boob: What a handsome kitty!
Image 228423   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
237
 
 VeeKay: Adapt, improvise, overcome. Birbs have started doing this because they have learned that the toxic nicotine keeps lice out of their nests. TRUE STORY.
 Lantry: low birth weight for an easier birth!
 BavidDowie: This is how hummingbirds actually work
 sparename: The nest of Snoopy's friend Woodbine
Image 228422   01-22-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
443
 
 Zukero: Autorad for Gandahar!
 Eleftheros: OHANA MEANS FAMILY
 Scoo: @Springbok "Glow Titties" is my dancin' name. Mostly because of "Glow", but that's a long story.
 Springbok: Mmm... I love me some glowtitties and chestass.
 Ulillillia: I bring you peace
Image 228421   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Capital
Image 228420 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jolly Well. Your image was bad, Jolly Well.
Score:
613
 
 Mr Bleak: @Springbok If you have to ask, you are far too sober to play this game.
 VeeKay: An enema of the people.
 apoxia: That doesn't look comfortable, in either direction.
 Spazstatic: Use Water Gun!
 Springbok: Is it going out... or coming in?
 Ulillillia: This town needs an enema!
 sparename: An old friend once described his fit of vomiting after a heavy drinking session as being like having a fire-hose up his arse
Image 228419   01-22-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
560
 
 Jabberwikket: Hey, do you have a minute to talk about why you should give me treats?
Image 228418   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
511
 
 John Blender: I need that sign for my desk.
 Scoo: Same
 sparename: " # ...I'm try-in' not to to lose my yurt, ah huh-huh-huh.... It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder, How I keep from going under # "
Image 228417   01-22-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
668
 
 grizzly: Been waiting to use this joke for 30 years.
 Side Boob: ...Cue the music!
 fanny: only missed it by 226,000!
 a sedated moose: Is this the pinnacle of Spaceship timely?
 Ulillillia: Happy Two Thousand and A-Team
 Skaalar: Well arent you just a smarty pants.
Image 228416   01-22-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
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Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 228415   01-22-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
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